Title- 10 Problems With Each Shinigami

Author- Akira

Chapter- 1

Shinigami of choice- Kurosaki, Ichigo

This chapter is hosted by- Aisegawa, Yumichika

Every chapter will have someone making fun of someone else. Hinted Yaoi, but not often. It could differ from rants to scenes, just pay attention.

This chapter contains Yumichika the pretty hating on Rukia for her man chest. I think she's cool and all..but Orihimes cuter =P So, don't go preaching at me, go preach at Yumichika. He's the one writing it xD

Some spoilers, you have been warned!

I do NOT own Bleach... For if I did.. Aizen would win the war D

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1. He has ORANGE hair. Just..not a good color for someone who is supposed to be the main character of a series. Definatly NOT this months fashion sense of choice. But hey, Naruto wears his ugly orange jumpsuit yet he has tons of fangirls... So go figure.

2. He's practically a mix of Naruto, Ganju, and Grimmjow combined. NOT a pretty combination when you think about it. Literally.

3. He's completely oblivious to the fact that Orihime has sex appeal, yet he's attracted to Rukia, the one with a MAN CHEST! Seriously people, a man chest. God, I don't say good things about people other than myself very often.. So yeah, Rukia's ugly compared to Orihime.

4. Relation to number 3. I'm guessing that's why he took so long to fight Grimmjow when he told everyone "Back off, I'm going to take this fight somewhere else. I don't want everyone to get hurt." If you mean by mentally scarred.. I guess that'd work. I mean, that's why I turned around to fight Luppi.

5. Why oh kami why is he so damn stupid if he's at the top of his class?(Does that mean he's in a special school or something?)

6. They way he judges peoples drawings. Hey, I bet he's jealous of Rukia's crappy drawings. But I, being an image of beauty, never have to worry myself with critisim.

7. "Ok, what is the prettiest thing OTHER, than yourself, pansy?" I thought it over a bit until I came with an answer which resulted with a bloody, fractured nose. "Certainly not you, Kurosaki."

8. I think he and Ikkaku had some sort of relationship problems in the past or something. He really seems to hate Ichigo these days just because of his facial expressions. But hey, I hate him for that too.

9. I wish I could list more than 10, oh well. Do with what is given I suppose. Anyway, does anyone ever notice that Ichigo always finds SOME sort of power booster? Honestly, at this rate, he'll defeat Aizen when he couldn't even kill Nnoitra. But, then again, I don't see how my captain defeated him either seeing as he lost to Ichigo.

10. Ichigo will probably hate me for this. But since when do I care what un-beautiful people think? Ichigo Kurosaki, you are a lowlife idiot who can't fight his own battles because there's always something holding you back, and you only go all out in the end of a fight for "dramatic effect", as you always say. I always finish my battles quickly and beautifully.

I guess I'm done here.

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Ichigo's coming!!! Bye!

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I naturally have something bad to say about everyone so that's why I'm writing this xD