Deidara woke up in a daze "owww hm" he groaned from the killer hangover, he felt completely exhausted… and guilty. Why did he feel so guilty? He groaned a bit as he sat up to taking in his surroundings; he first looked at the clock, 1:03 p.m. He had never slept in so late, but at the same time he felt he didn't even sleep at all. He wanted to look around some more to find some clue reveling what had happened but before he could he grabbed his stomach "aw man gonna be-" he found his way to a bathroom and vomited in the toilet bowl.
After he felt better he walked back into the room where he woke up not even bothering to look at himself in the mirror. He walked in and the two figures on the bed in the middle of the room made it all come back to him. "Ah shit it didn't happen, please tell me it didn't happen hm" Deidara sunk to his knees feeling like the worst man in the world. Why oh why did he make that bet with Tobi?
*The Day Before*
"I'm telling you Tobi baka that I am SO manlier then you hm" Deidara said in the argument he was having with Tobi.
"And I'm telling you Sempaithat the only way you would be able to seduce a girl is if they went for other girls" Tobi said feeling awfully arguementive that day.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!?!" Deidara yelled at the masked man.
"I-I'm just saying Sempai, not a lot of girls go for your…" Tobi broke off the sentence knowing if he finished it he would get blown into the next century.
Deidara scoffed at his partner, "What do you know about girls Tobi? I bet you're still a virgin hm."
"Tobi bets you are too," Tobi said a bit darkly.
Deidara looked down, it was true. He was nineteen and still a virgin, it was pathetic. "T-That's none of your business hm," he said.
"Tobi thinks he can seduce a girl WAY faster and better then Sempai could," Tobi said smirking a bit behind his mask.
Deidara scoffed again, "I BET I can seduce a girl before you can hm" he said letting his male ego get the best of him.
Tobi frowned a bit he wasn't going to let Deidara best him on this battle of the ego, not again he was tired of it, "Then it's a bet" Tobi said.
"What?" Deidara said looking at him.
"It's a bet Sempai, let's see who's better with girls" Tobi said.
Deidara snorted at the thought, "I'll totally win hm" he said.
"We'll see Sempai, now what should we bet?" Tobi asked.
Both men thought about what the stakes would be for this wager.
"How about if I win you have to be nice to me for a WHOLE month," Tobi said.
"And if I win YOU have to keep your damn mouth shut for a month, hm," Deidara said.
"Fine, now how should we do this Sempai?"
"Well of course we need to find a girl to judge, hm."
"Of course."
"Maybe someone we know would be good too so it doesn't get acword, hm."
"Yeah but who? Konan-san would never help with something like this."
"Yeah true, hm."
They were quiet again thinking of what to do as they walked along.
A young white haired konochi came walking up the path. The teen saw the men and smiled. She walked up to them "Master Deidara, Tobi-kun!" she called yanking the men out of their thoughts.
Deidara saw her and smiled big, "Hey Eri!"
"Hey Eri-kun!" Tobi said happily.
"Hey," Eri said smiling walking up to them.
"How's it going hm?" Deidara asked his subordinate.
"Good I guess I just finished a mission," Eri said.
"It was a success?" Tobi asked.
"As always," Eri said, "You're just lucky it was a solo mission or it would be a pain staging a fight."
"Yeah it would, but that's what you get for being an Akatsuki agent in the Leaf village, hm," Deidara said
"Yeah," Eri agreed. "So what are you two up to?"
Deidara grinned a bit, he just hatched an idea. "Actually we were just going to the hot springs that is just around here, why don't you join us hm?"
Tobi's mask turned him and whispered "We were?" to which Deidara elbowed him hard "Ow, I-I mean yeah, yeah we were. Wanna come Eri-kun?"
Eri thought about it, she did just complete a long and hard mission, Lady Tsunade wasn't expecting her for at least three more days, and it was only a day's walk back to the Leaf village. Besides she could use a couple of days off. She smiled at them, "Yeah sounds fun".
"Good hm" Deidara smiled "We haven't seen each other in a while so we can catch up hm" he said then started to walks. Tobi nodded and followed, wondering what the blonde was planning. Eri followed them.
"Sempai what are you up to?" Tobi whispered to Deidara so Eri couldn't hear.
"Eri is going to be our judge baka" Deidara whispered back.
"But we can't well, you know take Eri, she'll kill us" Tobi whispered.
Deidara used all of his self control to not round on his partner and beat him to a bloody pulp; he would not tolerate ANYONE having sex with his subordinate, "Who said anything about going that far baka? We're just going to flirt with her and see who she prefers to be around by the end of the night, and that guy will be the winner" Deidara whispered darkly.
"But she doesn't like it when guys flirt with her," Tobi quietly pointed out.
"Nothing a little sake can't cure," Deidara responded just as quietly.
"She has a high tolerance Sempai it'll take more than a little," Tobi whispered.
"You know what? Just shut up and let me take care of it," Deidara ordered under Eri's earshot.
"Fine," Tobi whispered defeated.
"What are you two whispering about?" Eri asked getting curious of the whispered conversion.
"W-we were debating on how long we would stay," Deidara quickly lied.
"Oh," Eri said, "Well if it helps I got about two days before I have to go back to the village."
"Ok we'll stay two days then," Deidara smiled walking to the hot springs.
"Sounds good," Eri said.
"Yeah just three fellow ninja enjoying each other's company for two days, what could possibly go wrong?" Tobi said smiling. The other two ninja nodded.
Oh those famous last words…