(AN: This is just something I came up with one day in biology. Goodness knows I hate biology. Quite frankly, I don't care how photosynthesis occurs. I really don't care. I HATE BIOLOGY! It's so boring. 'sigh' Oh. Yeah. You're still here aren't you... 'smiles nervously' Ummm... Yeah. Please read and review. I am not above begging. I promise. Please? If you don't review, I will be forced to send my minions after you 'insert sinister chuckle here'. Please? Please? Pwwweeeeaaassseee?)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own. . . WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Chapter One: About cats and dogs

DogBoy88: Everyone knows that dogs are better.

SchoolGirl2720: No way! Cats are smaller and cuter and nicer.

Dogboy88: And they just happen to claw your eyes out.

SchoolGirl2720: Yeah. Just like a dog will bite your leg off

DogBoy88: But only in odd cases. Cats on the other hand decide to remodel your face for no reason.

SchoolGirl2720: Have you ever heard of a cat that vicious enough to kill someone? You hear about dogs attacking someone all the time on the news.

DogBoy88: . . .

SchoolGirl2720: hmmm?

DogBoy88: . . . well, have you ever heard of a dog stupid enough to get stuck in a tree?

Kagome sat back in her chair and laughed. Although she disagreed with his notion that dogs were better than cats, she had to admit that a dog stuck in a tree was something she had never seen.

SchoolGirl2720: ummm. . . no. Can't say that I have.

DogBoy88: So you admit it, then? Dogs are better than cats?

SchoolGirl2720: No way! Just because cats get stuck in trees doesn't mean that dogs are better. Cats are very sensitive creatures.

DogBoy88: Yeah. Sensitive to the point that they're useless. I mean, sure. A dog will bite off somebody's limb. But they could be protecting you from an attacker! Now you tell me what your precious cats would do!

Kagome paused, hands frozen over the keys, to think. What would a cat do? She sat for a moment, then grinned, typed her response, and pressed SEND.

SchoolGirl2720: Claw his eyes out?

DogBoy88: Ha. Should have seen that one coming.

SchoolGirl2720: Yes. You most certainly should have.

Dog Boy88: 'sighs' Lets call this one a draw okay? Cats aren't stupid useless furballs

SchoolGirl2720: And dogs aren't rabid possessed flea bags.

DogBoy88: You're pushing it.

SchoolGirl2720: 'laughs' I know.

DogBoy88: You should be glad that you're getting away with it. If you were anyone else, you'd be facing the consequences..

SchoolGirl2720: Oh? And what might those be?

DogBoy88: I'd rather not offend your sensitive nature by revealing my... less than nice side.

SchoolGirl2720: Uh huh. Right.

DogBoy88: Don't you roll your eyes at me.

SchoolGirl2720: How'd you know I rolled my eyes? Don't tell me you're a dog lover and a mind reader!

DogBoy88: Yep. You got me. Seriously though, I can just imagine you sitting there and rolling your eyes. It just seemed like something you'd do.

SchoolGirl2720: Bingo!

DogBoy88: And now you're laughing. I can feel it in my bones. I'm right, aren't I?

SchoolGirl2720: Yep.

DogBoy88: Oh yeah. I know you like the back of my hand.

SchoolGirl2720: Is that so?

DogBoy88: Yeah. Sure is.

SchoolGirl2720: Hmmph. You think you're so much. I don't know why I bother chatting with you.

DogBoy88: Because I'm the most kind, polite, and brilliant person you've ever had the honor of chatting with?

SchoolGirl2720: Ha! Dream on! Don't flatter yourself.

DogBoy88: Ok... um... maybe because I'm an interesting conversationalist?

SchoolGirl2720: That's more like it. Good doggy. Now I'll pat you head as a reward.

DogBoy88: Try it and see if you come away with all of your fingers.

SchoolGirl2720: Ack! Vicious! Vicious, I tell you!

DogBoy88: And don't you forget it.

SchoolGirl2720: Is that a threat?

DogBoy88: No. If I was threatening you, you'd know it. And besides, I wouldn't threaten you.

SchoolGirl2720: Is that a compliment?

DogBoy88: Sure is. Take it or leave it.

SchoolGirl2720: I'll take it. Thanks.

DogBoy88: You're welcome.

SchoolGirl2720: You know, you're a pretty nice guy for a dog lover.

DogBoy88: You should know that about me by know.

SchoolGirl2720: Yeah. We've been meeting in this chat room for a while now, huh?

DogBoy88: Yep. Two weeks, I think.

SchoolGirl2720: Wow.

DogBoy88: SchoolGirl?

SchoolGirl2720: Yes?

DogBoy88: You're a pretty nice girl...

SchoolGirl2720: Let me guess. For a cat lover?

DogBoy88: For anyone.

SchoolGirl2720: Thank you. But I know you're just saying that.

DogBoy88: You're welcome. And I'm serious. You're a really kind person.

SchoolGirl2720: Aaurgh! You're embarrassing me!

DogBoy88: I bet you're blushing now.

SchoolGirl2720: . . . I refuse to dignify that with an answer.

DogBoy88: Why now? I was just wondering because I bet you're beautiful when you blush.

Kagome was blushing now, feeling quite shy all of a sudden. She wasn't used to such compliments from anyone. Well, no one who actually meant it. And, although she had no idea who this DogBoy88 was, she had a feeling that he did mean it.

DogBoy88: I'm right, aren't I? You're blushing.

SchoolGirl2720: . . .

DogBoy88: Okay. So you're not going to answer me?

SchoolGirl2720: No. I won't.

DogBoy88: Fine.

SchoolGirl2720: Well, it's late. I've gotta be going.

DogBoy88: Wait!

SchoolGirl2720: Hmm?

DogBoy88: Uh. . .

SchoolGirl2720: Well, if you've got nothing to say...

DogBoy88: I do. I umm... I wanted to know if. . .

SchoolGirl2720: If?

DogBoy88: If... You could tell me your name?

SchoolGirl2720: Uh. . .

DogBoy88: No. Never mind. You don't have to tell me. I was just curious, that's all.

SchoolGirl2720: Well, I don't think it'll hurt too much.

DogBoy88: Oh. You don't have to give me your whole name. Just the first name will do. I just want to brag to all my friends about the really sweet girl I've been chatting with for the past couple of weeks.

SchoolGirl2720: Oh, uh, okay. My name's Kagome. Kagome H.

DogBoy88: Kagome. That's a great name. Pretty.

SchoolGirl2720: Now your turn.

DogBoy88: Oh. Uh... my name's Inuyasha.

SchoolGirl2720: Seriously?

DogBoy88: Yeah. Seriously.

SchoolGirl2720: Inuyasha, huh? DogBoy. Ha. You take this screen name seriously, huh?

DogBoy88: Ha. Yeah. I guess I did. Well, Kagome. It's nice to finally know your name. Bye.

SchoolGirl2720: Yeah. Bye, Inuyasha. Talk to you soon.

Kagome got up from the computer, a small grin on her face and her cheeks still slightly pink. Inuyasha, she thought, her smile growing wider as she got into bed. She fell asleep still beaming.

(AN: Just another friendly reminder: REVIEW OR THE MINIONS WILL GET YOU! Hey. That rhymed.)