Hello! This is Craziwidder my first Ouran Gakuen fic so Read and REVIEW! Man I love those things….so thank you!

A tall blonde boy made a sweeping motion with his hand. "IN two days, the most significant day in Ouran High School Host Club Calendar will come to event!" he said loudly.

"Tama-chan sure knows the club schedule well doesn't he?" little Haninozuka (Hani) bounded over to Tamaki and put his arms around him, clinging like a little monkey. Tamaki grinned sheepishly as Hani started to chortle and climb all the way up to his shoulders. He quickly looked at Kyouya.

A redhead snorted, "Heh I knew it, Kyouya-senpai probably reminded him after all…I mean our lord never remembers anything important does he Kaoru?"

The other identical twin blushed; "You seem to know much about our king Hikaru…" he immediately looked away. Hikaru rushed to his side without wasting a single moment and cupped his brother's head in his hands, "Of course, I know more about you Kaoru…"

"Hikaru…"

Haruhi couldn't help yawning, "The club's not even open yet, can you guys give it a break?" she asked flatly.

"It's their customary morning warm-up," Kyouya commented, for once without a notebook and pen in hand. He gave a tight-lipped grin, "So they could be in their top condition when the club opens,"

Kaoru and Hikaru looked at Kyouya intently, "Who said this was a warm-up?" they asked flatly.

Haruhi blinked, "Eh…? you…you…huh?"

Hikaru sighed and dismissed the question, "If you don't know it doesn't matter…" but Kyouya was already scribbling quickly on a piece of paper, his face cool and a little smug, "I see…" he said, sounding amused.

Tamaki coughed – he wasn't used to being ignored, "Is anybody going to ask me what the significant event is?" he asked indignantly.

Mori detached Hani from Tamaki and gave an uncommitted little nod but that was all the prompting the king needed.

"I knew it! WELL! Two days from now it IS…" he paused for suspense.

"Valentines day isn't it?" Hani said innocently. Tamaki deflated almost immediately, "Hani-senpai!" he whinged, exasperated "That was my line!"

Hikaru grinned, "Valentines Day huh?" he pondered, talking over Tamaki's self-defensive mumblings.

"Well dono, I can see why you're interested. Valentines day is when the host bu can give the most fortune to women, eh?"

Tamaki pointed a finger dramatically at the twins, "That is CORRECT! WE AS THE OURAN GAKUEN HOST CLUB, WE MUST MAKE THIS VALENTINES AS MEMORABLE AS WE CAN!"

He did a magnificent 180 degree turn and spun on his heels. His finger now pointed at Kyouya, "Mom! What do we have planned?"

Kyouya had his arms folded across his chest, his glasses reflecting the light so that nobody could actually see his eyes. "The host club is going to volunteer to be the school 'love letter' posting office today. Generally Ouran High School often has a special 'something' planned on Valentines day and today we go in and out of classes, receiving love letters from male students and delivering them to the female student indicated on the envelope by name. Or vice versa. Although male-to-male delivery service or female-to-female is also available, the customers will have to pay around a thousand yen for that in particular. To people whom also did not have time to put their letter in an appropriate envelope or have untidy handwriting, we offer to rewrite them impeccably and I have already printed out a few envelopes of the highest quality ready. Although those are for extra charge as well…"

"Sou…it is a golden opportunity to bring fortune to our love-deprived peers!" Tamaki interrupted, "And for once, we will be volunteering our service to the school system therefore we have permission to miss out on class today!" he flashed a winning smile at everyone, "I knew you'd all appreciate that…"

"…we'll also be able to fund ourselves with the charges we put for the extra offers…basically it's a Ii opportunity – end of report," Kyouya lifted his head a fraction, "Any questions?"

A short, brown-haired girl in a male student's uniform had her mouth wide open and her eyes sparkling in horror, "Miss out on class! But today's lessons can have a great deal of impact on my end of the semester report!"

"School service, school service!" Tamaki corrected, his violet eyes flashing, "and do not fear Haruhi…kora,"

He pulled out a uniform of red and white with golden buttons and a cap - both emblazed with an icon of a heart-stamped envelope with wings. "Who could resist such a kawaii uniform to add to the general effect?"

Hani squealed in delight, "Ahh! I want one of those!"

Tamaki grinned, "I knew you would warm to it senpai, here…" he gave him a smaller set and gave the rest out to the members of the Ouran host club.

"I can't believe you took the time to make this dono," Kaoru said quietly, examining the uniform.

"Do not fear Kaoru, your mother volunteered to make the uniforms for us!"

Hikaru frowned, "All this was so planned out, you could have told us earlier m'lord."

"All the planning was done by Kyouya months beforehand…he did mention it would be better to tell you guys on the day!" Tamaki explained.

Haruhi sweatdropped, "In other words, you didn't want us to back off from the plan or complain…ne, Kyouya-senpai?"

Kyouya shrugged, "It would help if everyone cooperated. For the good of the club's funds."

Mori-senpai gave a thoughtful nod, "I understand,"

Kyouya gave him a tight-lipped smile, "You do set an example Mori-senpai."

Kaoru looked rather pleased, "Although these uniforms are rather cute…I suppose we can do this for today,"

Hikaru looked at Kaoru with a hurt expression, "Are you saying the uniforms look cuter than me Kaoru?"

Kaoru appeared very shocked, "Oh Hikaru…how could I compare anything to you?"

Haruhi frowned, "Ah please, let's just focus on what we have to do for today."

The twins gave Haruhi an indifferent gaze, "You should be used to it by now Haruhi,"

Haruhi sighed, "Mother in Heaven…please help me,"

Tamaki cleared his throat, "As I was just saying…Kyouya makes the record of which letter goes to which class etc…he will be staying in the third music room – our base."

Haruhi looked startled, "Kyouya-senpai, do you know which class every student is in?"

Kyouya smiled, "Of course. The class rolls are all easily accessed from the school intranet."

Haruhi shifted uncomfortably, "Uh…right,"

Tamaki coughed to get their attention again, "Hani-senpai will deliver the letters with Mori-senpai," he handed each of them a large postman's bag.

"Hikaru and Kaoru can also do the delivering," he handed them a bag as well.

"Haruhi! You will collect the money if needed and rewrite the letters. I will put them into Kyouya's acquired envelopes and greet the love-deprived peers who walk into this music rooms in hopes of their love being delivered which they had no courage to do face-to-face!"

Kyouya took out a stack of cards as well. Neatly printed were some love poems, "These are for people who are not great with words. They just purchase a card and write whom they want it to be delivered to."

"Kyou-chan wrote them?" Hani-senpai asked curiously.

Tamaki roared in laughter, "Of course not Hani-senpai! I wrote them, all a hundred and twenty eight of them! Kyouya did the publishing."

Mori-senpai indicated to a suitcase near Kyouya, "And those?"

Kyouya flashed his glasses, "ahhh…well,"

He opened the suitcase and inside, neatly in rows and rows was little merchandise all having to do with Valentines day. There were bears with 'I love you' on their hearts, pink roses…red roses…a key ring with a pendant in the shape of a broken heart…pens that flashed 'love' all over in red…rubbers shaped in kisses…a crystal sculpted into a rose, pieces of glass with romantic shapes shaped into them with laser…the things crammed (that was a wrong word, Kyouya never 'crammed' anything into his suitcase) in there were unbelievable!

Kyouya starting lining them up on the table of the third music room, "there, an extra gift to accompany the letter. Of course the appropriate price is labelled on the sticker on the bottom."

Haruhi's eyebrow twitched, "I guess it is a big event then."

Tamaki who had been drooling over the little bear with huge brown eyes holding the 'I love you' came back to his senses to reply to Haruhi's comment, "Of course! What is a Host club without honouring the most special day in the history of romance…of love! WE exist to be loved and spread the LOVE!"

Just then, the door to the third unused music room swung open. In the entrance stood a nervous looking freshman holding a piece of paper. He had mouse-coloured hair and flat grey eyes, "Ummm…this is the Host Club for today's love letter posting right?" he asked tentatively.

"Hai! Welcome," Tamaki immediately swept to his side and gracefully shoved him towards Kyouya.

Kyouya already have pulled out his laptop and was typing furiously. He shifted his glasses up the bridge of his nose again.

"Your name?"

"Saichi Ryou freshman class B."

"Ahhh…here you are," Kyouya did some clicking around, "Who do you want your letter delivered,"

"To Ayumi Shuro. She's in class A."

Kyouya gave him a smile, "Ahhh…I see, would you like your letter rewritten in the best third-year senior handwriting?" he gestured to Tamaki who gave him his most reassuring smile.

The boy seemed to think a little bit before saying, "No…I'd rather not, I think it's okay…it's a bit private."

"I see, do you want an envelope for your letter?"

The boy looked at the envelopes with hearts covering it and plastic wings sticking out its sides.

"yes, they look nice."

"1000 yen," Kyouya stated.

The boy dug around in his pockets and pulled out the note and gave the piece of paper to Tamaki who placed it in the envelope and wrote Ayumi's name on the front.

"Anything else?"

The boy's eyes turned in temptation to the merchandise lining the table. "Actually…can I have a pink rose?"

"Certainly, 800 yen."

Kyouya put the money in a safety box as Tamaki put the envelope into Hikaru's bag.

Haruhi attached a pink rose to the envelope before Kyouya pondered a little and gave the boy back his 800-yen.

"Our first customer," he explained as the boy looked startled. The boy gave him a grateful smile and said his farewell before leaving the room.

As he passed through the door, they saw a line of students ranging from freshmen to seniors waiting impatiently outside.

Haruhi sweatdropped as Kyouya smiled, "Business has started."