"Space, time... the final frontier... our mission, to go places we've nev-"
General Grievous cut into what would have been the epic introduction of this fanfiction by Obi-Wan Kenobi. The separatist general was fuming...
"HOW DARE YOU REFERENCE STAR TREK IN A STAR WARS FANFICTION, KENOBI?"
Obi-Wan did his awesome beard stroking thing, "Because my beautiful accent goes awesomely with that type of introduction."
General Grievous threw off his cloak like a boss and activated his four lightsabers. "Jedi scum! You must die!"
And they clashed in some epic lightsaber duel that shall continue for the rest of this story, because...
*Beep, beep, beep*
Ahsoka Tano swallowed the rest of her cupcake as she glanced at a red, beeping button. "Hey, Skyguy!"
Anakin Skywalker, the Hero with no fear of spiders, burst into the room, "I told you not to call me that! What is it?"
Ahsoka pointed at the beeping thingy, "There's a distress signal. It's coming from Master Obi-Wan."
Anakin jumped to the button and pushed it, "Obi-Wan?"
The sound of lightsabers clashing, things exploding, droids and clones dying, and puppies barking came through, followed by Obi-Wan's plea for help. "Anakin! Ahsoka! A battle of total awesomeness is happening, and the awesomeness is dying because Grievous is beating me and there's a lack of rainbows on this battlefield. Heeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeee!"
Anakin nodded, "Ahsoka and I will bring reinforcements and rainbows for you, Obi-Wan!"
Obi-Wan sighed in relief, "Good... thank you, Anakin."
Ahsoka paused from stuffing cupcakes in her face, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand?"
Obi-Wan replied, "Oh, and thank you too, Ahsoka. Now help me pwease!"
Anakin and Ahsoka entered some random, epic battle postures that dealt with Form Five, "We are on it!"
They gathered some troops, rainbows (because rainbows in random stories are so not cliche), and drove away on the Twilight singing some random theme song for themselves in high pitched, annoying voices. Then Ahsoka ate another cupcake.