Sam and Dean Winchester vs the KKK

by hexo67

Sam and Dean Winchester feel terrible about what the white race has done to minorities so they start a contest to ritually sacrifice as many white people to satan within a month as possible. Little do they know that the KKK know what they are doing and are going to ritually sacrifice as many minorites to satan as possible. WHO WILL SACRIFICE THE MOST AND WIN?

It was a beautiful day in downtown Seattle and Sam and Dean winchester were on Tumblr reading posts about different things.

That was when they came across a page that said all white men were evil and had white privilege and were perpetuating racism throughout america.

"Wow this is terrible." Said Sam, shaking his head. "But what could we do to solve this issue?"

Dean walked over from the kitchen and had a very grim look on his face.

"I have an idea of what we could do to give back to the communities our race has effectively destroyed," He said in a thinking way. "If we ritually sacrifice as many white people as possible to Satan within a single month I'm sure we could live with ourselves better."

Sam Winchester widened his eyes, nodding his head in agreement with the idea and posting a message to his Tumblr that said "going to ritually sacrifice as many white people as possible to Satan for a month lol." And he also posted this to his instagram twitter and facebook accounts but not Myspace because it is gay and retarded.

"Excellent," Said sam. "Now we are on our way to paying back all the innocent races us white people have beaten down." Dean nodded in agreement and went to get some rope and a gag to use on people they would kidnap in order to ritually sacrifices.

"Okay, I'll get in the van and we'll go hunting for a white person to ritually sacrifice to lucifer." But just as he said this a message appeared on Sam's Tumblr on his post. IT WAS FROM THE KKK AND IT SAID.

"Hello this is Moonman, grand wizard of the KKK. I noticed that you wanted to ritually sacrifice as many white people as possible within a one month period, so we at the KKK are getting our guns and gas chambers ready to destroy some spearchuckers and kikes. You are traitors to the white race and will feel the wrath of the Klan because Satan said whoever ritually sacrifices the most people will get to destroy the other team, oKKK?

Whitefully yours.

-Moonman"

Dean winchester read the letter and said.

"Oh no the KKK are onto us and we must sacrifice more people than moonman or we'll be finished!"

And so Sam and Dean winchester got into a white van and drove off into the city streets, looking for white people to sacrifice to satan.

To be continued!