Chapter 1: The Pink-clad commando

Disclaimer: Characters belong to stephanie meyer. Yipee.

EdwardPOV

I peered over the sill of the living room window trying to see what the older Swan girls did at their slumber parties. No one ever tells me anything about girls and my little sister Alice is far too young to know what the older girls do. It just isn't fair.

It's almost impossible to see what's going on inside anyway. Why did girls have to keep what they did so secret? It was like they were all secretly spies or something, and every single thing they did was top secret. When Emmett had gone into the girl's bathroom on a dare he had gotten kicked out by a bunch of screaming girls and gotten detention. I hadn't even known that there was such a thing until Emmett got one. Isn't it only supposed to happen to high schoolers?

"Hurry up Edward! I want a turn too!" Jasper whispered up at me as I looked at the bunch of backs huddled around a TV. I shushed him and whispered down to him. "They're just watching TV Jasper! There's nothing interesting going on." Jasper hissed back up at me almost immediately, "I don't care! What are they watching? Can you see?" I could barely see the corner of the Swan's TV. If they moved just to the right maybe…

"Whatcha doing?" a voice asked nonchalantly from behind us. Jasper stumbled backwards a step and I yelped and fell off Jasper's shoulders.

Flat on my back, I looked up and saw the youngest Swan girl, Bella, looking down at me. This was not good. I gulped, waiting for Bella to swear that she was going to rat us out to her sisters. Jasper was just staring at Bella like he was a scared rabbit.

Little Bella was only a year younger than me, but somehow the fact that she had caught us spying on her older sister's slumber party suddenly made her very scary. Even Jasper, who was three years older than Bella and probably around twice her size looked terrified. "Hi." I said. As I was not quite sure how to plead for my life, I gave her a weak smile. My stomach dropped as she almost immediately began to giggle.

"May I join you?" She asked, smiling, looking adorable with her dimples and brown curls. "Uhhh…" I said, not sure how to answer this rather odd request. Little Bella scowled at the window we had been looking through and crossed her arms, pouting. "They won't even let me come downstairs." A smile of relief covered my face almost instantly. She was on our side.

Ten minutes later, the three of them were climbing the tree outside Rosalie's window, one of them clad in pink. Bella had seen Rosalie climb out of her window and down the tree many times before, so naturally Bella had concluded that she could too, but the fact that Rosalie's tree being far more difficult to climb than her own was a scenario that seemed never to have occurred to Bella.

THUMP! There was a loud "oof!" as Jasper hit the ground. "Ow! Guys, wait!" called Jasper from fifteen feet below me. I grumbled, gritting my teeth. We couldn't afford to go back for him now. Pretty soon Rosalie and her friends would be going to bed and none of us would be able to hear anything. It was time for Jasper to take one for the team.

Thinking back on it, we really should have known that Jasper would never take a blow for the team.

Stupid Jasper.

Hi! Kynthia here. This story is something I've been wanting to write for a while now. I know in the past I've been inconsistent with my updates, but as I have a pretty free schedule for most of the rest of the summer I think I'll be updating this one pretty often. Reviews are appreciated, especially suggestions, because I love writing something for someone. It motivates me to know people have expectations.

P.S. (I still don't know what Edward learned from Bella yet, so suggestions would be helpful. In my current plan I have it so even he doesn't know until the end of the story- I'm hoping I'll be able to figure it out by then.)

P.S.S. (I am not a Jasper-hater.)