Revenge on the Digigang
By Harpooner (aka Chunky)
in this fic, fido (my friend) and happosai are in it. So are the digigang and Meg-Chan(my friend and author). I give a little credit to Meg-Chan for giving a few tips.
happosai: lets go to that mall over there. i bet there will be a lot of girls with panties there!!!! *waves the Panty and Bra Catcher 2000*
fido: uhhh ok
*fido, happosai and chunky get on the bus to the mall*
*happosai sees meg-chan and the digigang there*
happosai turns on the PBC on.
digigang: ahhhhh!!!! our underwear!!!!
chunky: ha ha i will take my revenge!! *harpoons digigang and meg chan, plays bagpipes and dances around.* the digigang is only a little annoyed by the bagpipes
meg chan: hey chunky arnt u on our side?
chunky: duhhh *points to happosai and fido* those r my friends
meg chan: grrrrr. u get in our way anyway. we dont need u!
chunky: HUH HUH!!!
digigang: shut up!!!
chunky: huh huh huh huh huh huh
Sora: Take this !!!!!!!! *throws a plunger at Chunky*
Chunky: MMMMPPPHH!!!!!!!!
fido: butt plugg!
theresa: *comes out of nowhere* FIDO!!!! *hugs fido* (shes fat)
fido: ahhhh!!! *waves butt plugg at her*
theresa: ahhhhh!!!! noooo!!!! *runs away*
fido: heh heh
joanne: (theresas friend) how dare u threaten my friend!!!! (has long, cat-like nails) *scratches up fido*
happosai: how dare u scratch my follower!!! *turns on PBC*
joanne: my underwear!!! its gone!!! oh well at least im more like a cat now.
chunky: *sees fido bleeding* why dont u go wrap fido up in toilet paper happosai?
happosai: good idea. u r so smat chunky! *gets the toilet paper and wraps fido up*
fido: UHHHHHHHHH!!! UHHHHHHHHH!!!! UHHHHH!!!!! *mumbles something*
happosai: what the hell is wrong with u fido!!! im trying to hellp u stop bleeding!!!!
fido: UHHHHGAAAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
happosai: oh u mean that used toilet paper is too good for u!!!!?? i found it nice and fresh in a toilet!!!! and on the floor too!!!!
fido: AGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
chunky: uhhhhh huh huh huh the TP is nice and brown too huh huh and it smells huh
fido: GAK GAK GAK GAAAK GAG!!! *tries to hold breath and faints*
chunky: oh look fido is in his pupae stage! huh huh
everyone: stupid idiot
Tai: This is..............
Izzy: retarded.........
chunky: huh *kicks fido* huh huh im kicking the cocoon!!!! huh huh
*happosai drags fido out into a garbage can*
*happosai and chunky fight the digigang and meg chan.*
chunky: harpoon!!! harpoon!!!
agumon: pepper breath!!!!
chunky: my ass is on fire my ass is on fire!!!!!
meg chan: buttscratcher!!!
chunky: shut up!!!
Meg-Chan: *gets out her cork shooter* I'll shut YOU up!! *shoots corks rapidly at Chunky*
Chunky: *with a cork stuck in her mouth* MMMMPPPHHH!!!!!!
Mimi: Fragrance spray!!!!! *sprays perfume at Chunky*
Chunky: GAK!!! It's tinks and the fire on my ass is growing!!!!!
(2 hours later)
*happosai and chunky find fido in the garbage can trying to get out of the
TP.*
fido: *finally gets out of the TP* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! why did u do that
happosai!!! *strangles happosai*
chunky: uhhhhh fido evolved!!!!! huh huh!!!!
fido: shut up idiot!!!!
chunky: moron!!
fido: my butt pluggs will stick to your butthole and will never come out, causing u to never shit again. so u will be full of shit and eventually die of colon cancer. heh heh
fido: BUTTPLUGG!!!! *throws butt plugg (cork) at chunkys ass and missed*
chunky: HAHA good aim moron!!! my harpoons will kill u!
chunky: HARPOON!!!! *throws straws at fido*
happosai: stop that!!!! i have to think of a way to defeat the digigang and meg chan. and i have to get all the panties in the world.
chunky and fido: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
fido: how r u goin to do that
happosai: shut up!!! u made me forget what i was thinking!!!
fido: oh sorry wise old master. (being sarcastic)
chunky: uhhhh huh huh huh
happosai: stop that u fool!!!!
chunky: HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!!
happosai: grrrrrrrr.....
happosai: heres the plan!!! i got ms thayer to get into the BPC bag!!! now it
is is much bigger bag.... but fat thayer can suck everything into he mouth.
shes so powerful. i even got her to work for free!!! she likes to eat so
much...
THE NEXT DAY
happosai: i see the digigang and meg chan walking around in the park!!! hurry
bring the PBC!!!!!
fido and chunky: awwwww we have to drag that fat bitch in the stupid PBC to
the park??!!!
happosai: bring it and shut the hell up!!!!
fido and chunky: pant pant pant (ms thayer was too heavy)
tai: go away happosai!!!!
happosai: NEVER!!!! TURN ON THE PBC NOW!!!
digigang: ahhhhhhhh!!!! *getting sucked into the PBC*
Kari: Gatomon!!!!!!
Gatomon: KARI!!!!!!
happosai: ahhhhh!!! it not only gets their panties, it sucks them all in!!!
heh heh which is good but their digimon are getting away!!!
theresa: *comes out of nowhere and catches the digimon and want to keep them
as pets. she catches fido too*
fido: ahhhhh!!!! help!!!
chunky: huh huh huh *hangs around the park shaking a cup of ice like a beggar* im cold and hungry!!!! huh huh huh
happosai: *goes back to where he stays dragging the PBC with him*
(at happosais place)
happosai: thayer!!! spit out the digigang!!!
ms thayer: but...but......but!!!! i ate them!!!!
happosai: just spit them out or i will fire u
ms thayer: SPIT SPIT!!!!
digigang: EWWWWWW ACKKK!!! MS THAYERS SPIT!!!!
happosai: i will not kill any of u. *throws them in a big cage with some food*
meg chan: u cant keep us here forever!!!
happosai: wanna bet!!
meg chan: how much?
happosai: 5 thousand
meg chan: ok
AT THERESAS HOUSE
Patamon: hmmm why did this fat girl take us to her house?
gatomon: we have to save the digigang
Biyomon: lets jump out the window *they all jump out*
theresa: *comes into the room* hey where did the digimon go? oh well at least i still got fido here
fido: ahhhhhhh!!! *hiding in a corner*
theresa: i love u!!! *hugs fido*
fido: uhhhh BUTTPLUGG!!! *throws cork at her ass and it goes through her pants and up her butthole!!!
theresa: ahhhhh!!! how could u do this to me!!! now i cant shit anymore!!! *cries*
fido: heh *jumps out the window and goes back to happosais place*
happosai: hey fido!!!! i caught the digigang!!!
fido: *looks at joe* hey..... u look kinda like me. except that i have better glasses, hair and clothes.
joe: hey! r u saying that i look stupid!
fido: maybe.
joe: ARGH!!!! HOW DARE YOU CAL ME A NERD!!!!!
happosai: hey fido do u know where chunky is?
fido: maybe shes still in that park
happosai: go look
fido: grrrrrrrrr.... *goes to the park*
chunky: got any spare change?? im cold and hungry!!!
fido: make any money?
chunky: 40 bucks!!!
fido: EHHHHHH????!!!!! 40 BUCKS!!!??
chunky: yea cause people saw me and felt bad for "the poor little kid"
fido: snicker heh heh snicker *looks in the cup* Hey!!
Chunky: What?
Fido: The coins are only bolts nails and knots!! and the dollar bills are monoply dollars!!!
Chunky: WHAT?!?!??! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
AT HAPPOSAIS PLACE (its under attack by the digimon)
happosai: *kicking the PBC with ms thayer in it* WAKE UP U FAT LAZY BITCH!!!! SUCK UP THE DIGIMON!!!! *kick kick kick* owwwww my foot hurts!
ms thayer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZZZZ
*happosai keeps kicking that lazy fat whale until he breaks his foot*
(the digimon freed their masters and left)
Biyomon: digivolve to...........Birdramon!!!!
*the digigang rides on Birdramon*
Mimi: HA HA HA!!! You can't have my under wear!!!! ANd they were from victoria's secret!!!! AND PINK!!!
Sora: And I was wearing under wear from Victoria's Secret!!!!
Meg-Chan: I was wearing underwear that I borrowed from Akane!!!
happosai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT U FAT BITCH!!!!! USELESS LAZY BITCH!!!!
ms thayer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZZZZ
happosai: grrrrrrrrrrrr
chunky: huh huh huh
happosai: shut up!!!!
chunky: HUH HUH HUH HUHUH HUH HUH HUHUHUHUH!!!!!!
fido: BUTTPLUGG!!!!! *throws buttplugg at thayer but her ass sucks it in!!!!*
chunky: HARPOON!!!! *throws straws but they bounce off her blubber!!!*
the "harpoons" bounce straight back at chunky*
chunky: ahhhhh!!!!!!! backfired!!!
fido: haha
MS THAYER FARTS!!!! the cork shot out of her ass into fidos mouth*
fido: ewwww!!!! spit gak gak gak!!!! spit!!
happosai: AHHHHH!!!! THE DIGIGANG GOT AWAY!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! U GUYS ALL RUINED IT!!!!!!!
Ranma: HAPPOSAI!!!!!
happosai: Uh oh!!
Akane: *bangs Happosai with a mallet* GIVE BACK MY BRA!!!!!!
Happosai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ranma: Come on Happosai...........
Happosai: *hands Ranma Akane's bra and a fountain of tears begin to come out* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunky: Huh huh huh!!!
Teresa: *catches Fido with a net* FIDO!!!! You're going to be the pet I will cherish!!!!
Fido: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Joanne: *in a cat suit* MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *scrathes Fido*
FIDO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Akane: Oh yeah!! Meg-Chan wants that 5 thousand by tommorrow or me, Ranma and the digigang are going to kick your ass!!
Happosai: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
the end
Please Review! Huh huh huh!
By Harpooner (aka Chunky)
in this fic, fido (my friend) and happosai are in it. So are the digigang and Meg-Chan(my friend and author). I give a little credit to Meg-Chan for giving a few tips.
happosai: lets go to that mall over there. i bet there will be a lot of girls with panties there!!!! *waves the Panty and Bra Catcher 2000*
fido: uhhh ok
*fido, happosai and chunky get on the bus to the mall*
*happosai sees meg-chan and the digigang there*
happosai turns on the PBC on.
digigang: ahhhhh!!!! our underwear!!!!
chunky: ha ha i will take my revenge!! *harpoons digigang and meg chan, plays bagpipes and dances around.* the digigang is only a little annoyed by the bagpipes
meg chan: hey chunky arnt u on our side?
chunky: duhhh *points to happosai and fido* those r my friends
meg chan: grrrrr. u get in our way anyway. we dont need u!
chunky: HUH HUH!!!
digigang: shut up!!!
chunky: huh huh huh huh huh huh
Sora: Take this !!!!!!!! *throws a plunger at Chunky*
Chunky: MMMMPPPHH!!!!!!!!
fido: butt plugg!
theresa: *comes out of nowhere* FIDO!!!! *hugs fido* (shes fat)
fido: ahhhh!!! *waves butt plugg at her*
theresa: ahhhhh!!!! noooo!!!! *runs away*
fido: heh heh
joanne: (theresas friend) how dare u threaten my friend!!!! (has long, cat-like nails) *scratches up fido*
happosai: how dare u scratch my follower!!! *turns on PBC*
joanne: my underwear!!! its gone!!! oh well at least im more like a cat now.
chunky: *sees fido bleeding* why dont u go wrap fido up in toilet paper happosai?
happosai: good idea. u r so smat chunky! *gets the toilet paper and wraps fido up*
fido: UHHHHHHHHH!!! UHHHHHHHHH!!!! UHHHHH!!!!! *mumbles something*
happosai: what the hell is wrong with u fido!!! im trying to hellp u stop bleeding!!!!
fido: UHHHHGAAAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
happosai: oh u mean that used toilet paper is too good for u!!!!?? i found it nice and fresh in a toilet!!!! and on the floor too!!!!
fido: AGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
chunky: uhhhhh huh huh huh the TP is nice and brown too huh huh and it smells huh
fido: GAK GAK GAK GAAAK GAG!!! *tries to hold breath and faints*
chunky: oh look fido is in his pupae stage! huh huh
everyone: stupid idiot
Tai: This is..............
Izzy: retarded.........
chunky: huh *kicks fido* huh huh im kicking the cocoon!!!! huh huh
*happosai drags fido out into a garbage can*
*happosai and chunky fight the digigang and meg chan.*
chunky: harpoon!!! harpoon!!!
agumon: pepper breath!!!!
chunky: my ass is on fire my ass is on fire!!!!!
meg chan: buttscratcher!!!
chunky: shut up!!!
Meg-Chan: *gets out her cork shooter* I'll shut YOU up!! *shoots corks rapidly at Chunky*
Chunky: *with a cork stuck in her mouth* MMMMPPPHHH!!!!!!
Mimi: Fragrance spray!!!!! *sprays perfume at Chunky*
Chunky: GAK!!! It's tinks and the fire on my ass is growing!!!!!
(2 hours later)
*happosai and chunky find fido in the garbage can trying to get out of the
TP.*
fido: *finally gets out of the TP* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! why did u do that
happosai!!! *strangles happosai*
chunky: uhhhhh fido evolved!!!!! huh huh!!!!
fido: shut up idiot!!!!
chunky: moron!!
fido: my butt pluggs will stick to your butthole and will never come out, causing u to never shit again. so u will be full of shit and eventually die of colon cancer. heh heh
fido: BUTTPLUGG!!!! *throws butt plugg (cork) at chunkys ass and missed*
chunky: HAHA good aim moron!!! my harpoons will kill u!
chunky: HARPOON!!!! *throws straws at fido*
happosai: stop that!!!! i have to think of a way to defeat the digigang and meg chan. and i have to get all the panties in the world.
chunky and fido: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
fido: how r u goin to do that
happosai: shut up!!! u made me forget what i was thinking!!!
fido: oh sorry wise old master. (being sarcastic)
chunky: uhhhh huh huh huh
happosai: stop that u fool!!!!
chunky: HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!!
happosai: grrrrrrrr.....
happosai: heres the plan!!! i got ms thayer to get into the BPC bag!!! now it
is is much bigger bag.... but fat thayer can suck everything into he mouth.
shes so powerful. i even got her to work for free!!! she likes to eat so
much...
THE NEXT DAY
happosai: i see the digigang and meg chan walking around in the park!!! hurry
bring the PBC!!!!!
fido and chunky: awwwww we have to drag that fat bitch in the stupid PBC to
the park??!!!
happosai: bring it and shut the hell up!!!!
fido and chunky: pant pant pant (ms thayer was too heavy)
tai: go away happosai!!!!
happosai: NEVER!!!! TURN ON THE PBC NOW!!!
digigang: ahhhhhhhh!!!! *getting sucked into the PBC*
Kari: Gatomon!!!!!!
Gatomon: KARI!!!!!!
happosai: ahhhhh!!! it not only gets their panties, it sucks them all in!!!
heh heh which is good but their digimon are getting away!!!
theresa: *comes out of nowhere and catches the digimon and want to keep them
as pets. she catches fido too*
fido: ahhhhh!!!! help!!!
chunky: huh huh huh *hangs around the park shaking a cup of ice like a beggar* im cold and hungry!!!! huh huh huh
happosai: *goes back to where he stays dragging the PBC with him*
(at happosais place)
happosai: thayer!!! spit out the digigang!!!
ms thayer: but...but......but!!!! i ate them!!!!
happosai: just spit them out or i will fire u
ms thayer: SPIT SPIT!!!!
digigang: EWWWWWW ACKKK!!! MS THAYERS SPIT!!!!
happosai: i will not kill any of u. *throws them in a big cage with some food*
meg chan: u cant keep us here forever!!!
happosai: wanna bet!!
meg chan: how much?
happosai: 5 thousand
meg chan: ok
AT THERESAS HOUSE
Patamon: hmmm why did this fat girl take us to her house?
gatomon: we have to save the digigang
Biyomon: lets jump out the window *they all jump out*
theresa: *comes into the room* hey where did the digimon go? oh well at least i still got fido here
fido: ahhhhhhh!!! *hiding in a corner*
theresa: i love u!!! *hugs fido*
fido: uhhhh BUTTPLUGG!!! *throws cork at her ass and it goes through her pants and up her butthole!!!
theresa: ahhhhh!!! how could u do this to me!!! now i cant shit anymore!!! *cries*
fido: heh *jumps out the window and goes back to happosais place*
happosai: hey fido!!!! i caught the digigang!!!
fido: *looks at joe* hey..... u look kinda like me. except that i have better glasses, hair and clothes.
joe: hey! r u saying that i look stupid!
fido: maybe.
joe: ARGH!!!! HOW DARE YOU CAL ME A NERD!!!!!
happosai: hey fido do u know where chunky is?
fido: maybe shes still in that park
happosai: go look
fido: grrrrrrrrr.... *goes to the park*
chunky: got any spare change?? im cold and hungry!!!
fido: make any money?
chunky: 40 bucks!!!
fido: EHHHHHH????!!!!! 40 BUCKS!!!??
chunky: yea cause people saw me and felt bad for "the poor little kid"
fido: snicker heh heh snicker *looks in the cup* Hey!!
Chunky: What?
Fido: The coins are only bolts nails and knots!! and the dollar bills are monoply dollars!!!
Chunky: WHAT?!?!??! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
AT HAPPOSAIS PLACE (its under attack by the digimon)
happosai: *kicking the PBC with ms thayer in it* WAKE UP U FAT LAZY BITCH!!!! SUCK UP THE DIGIMON!!!! *kick kick kick* owwwww my foot hurts!
ms thayer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZZZZ
*happosai keeps kicking that lazy fat whale until he breaks his foot*
(the digimon freed their masters and left)
Biyomon: digivolve to...........Birdramon!!!!
*the digigang rides on Birdramon*
Mimi: HA HA HA!!! You can't have my under wear!!!! ANd they were from victoria's secret!!!! AND PINK!!!
Sora: And I was wearing under wear from Victoria's Secret!!!!
Meg-Chan: I was wearing underwear that I borrowed from Akane!!!
happosai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT U FAT BITCH!!!!! USELESS LAZY BITCH!!!!
ms thayer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZZZZ
happosai: grrrrrrrrrrrr
chunky: huh huh huh
happosai: shut up!!!!
chunky: HUH HUH HUH HUHUH HUH HUH HUHUHUHUH!!!!!!
fido: BUTTPLUGG!!!!! *throws buttplugg at thayer but her ass sucks it in!!!!*
chunky: HARPOON!!!! *throws straws but they bounce off her blubber!!!*
the "harpoons" bounce straight back at chunky*
chunky: ahhhhh!!!!!!! backfired!!!
fido: haha
MS THAYER FARTS!!!! the cork shot out of her ass into fidos mouth*
fido: ewwww!!!! spit gak gak gak!!!! spit!!
happosai: AHHHHH!!!! THE DIGIGANG GOT AWAY!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! U GUYS ALL RUINED IT!!!!!!!
Ranma: HAPPOSAI!!!!!
happosai: Uh oh!!
Akane: *bangs Happosai with a mallet* GIVE BACK MY BRA!!!!!!
Happosai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ranma: Come on Happosai...........
Happosai: *hands Ranma Akane's bra and a fountain of tears begin to come out* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunky: Huh huh huh!!!
Teresa: *catches Fido with a net* FIDO!!!! You're going to be the pet I will cherish!!!!
Fido: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Joanne: *in a cat suit* MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *scrathes Fido*
FIDO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Akane: Oh yeah!! Meg-Chan wants that 5 thousand by tommorrow or me, Ranma and the digigang are going to kick your ass!!
Happosai: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
the end
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