Five Things
Chapter 1: You Never Insult Dom's Charger (Or His Daughter)
A/N: I literally just watched FF6. I'm still in shock. But then this popped into my head when Shaw was threatening Mia and Jack.
If you want to live a happy life, free of spontaneous car accidents and bullets soaring over your head then there are five things you never do.
You never, ever, insult Dom Toretto's Charger. Unfortunately, Mark Ulysses didn't know that.
"Eh, yo man why you always workin' on that hunk o' junk? It busted to Hell an' back man," Mark asked, leaning against the garage door frame.
Dom rolled out from underneath his Charger, his baby. "You might wanna think about takin' those words back before you eat 'em," he said, glaring before rolling back under the car.
"Nah, man, I serious. Why not just junk this piece'a crap and buy yourself one of them new cars?" Mark questioned. "While ya'at it, get me one so's I can take out little miss Georgia out if ya know what'm sayin'?"
Dom rolled back out from the car and he got up, stalking over to the 'homeboy'.
"You just made a very big mistake," he said, pushing the boy back. "One, you insulted my car. Man never insult's his girl's father's car if he wants to carry on seeing said girl. Two, you never ever talk about my baby girl like that. And three, you never ever cheat on said baby girl unless it's the last thing you'll ever do."
"Man she won't put out. I's only with'er if she puts out," Mark sneered. "Ya girl frigid."
A fist came from nowhere, sending Mark Ulysses into the blackness of unconsciousness.
If you want to live a happy life, there is one thing you never, ever do in your life.
You never insult Dominic Toretto's Charger. Or his daughter.
A/N: These WILL be short. Save for the last chapter.