Harry Potter Kareoke.
" Hello and welcome to Hogwarts Kareoke. I'm your host Dean Thomas. Our first contestant will be Harry Potter."
" Hello, my name is Harry Potter and I'll be singing Save The Quibbler by Gred and Forge."
Harry:
Do you vomit when you open the paper?
Are you sick from what the Prophet's gonna say?
Are you paralyzed by the Ministry's lies?
It'd be nice to get some real news today,
They're not telling the truth!
Here's what we can do...
Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!
"Thank you, Harry. Our next contestant is Heermione Granger."
" Hello, my name is Hermione Granger and I'll be singing Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift."
Hermione:
"Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"
Time for revenge
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and...
I had it all, I had him right where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
She's not a saint
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
But she's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
"Thank you, Hermione. Up next we have Ron Weasley."
" Hi, my name is Ron Weasley and I'll be singing Starstruck by Sterling Knight."
Ron:
Oh Oh, Oh Oh yeah, oh oh, yeah
Oh Oh, Oh Oh yeah oh oh, yeah.
Every girl every boy
They got your posters on their wall,
Yeah.
Photographs, autographs
The minute you step out the door
You will meet the applause
Paparazzis' hiding in the bushes
Trying to make a dollar
Wanna be you,
When they see you,
They scream out loud!
Starstruck!
Camera flashes,
Cover of magazines
(Oh Oh)
Starstruck!
Designer sunglasses,
Live the dream as a teen,
All the fancy cars,
Hollywood Boulevard
Heard the crowd calling your name
Yeah.
Starstruck!
Prepared to get
Starstruck!
Oh yeah
"Thank you, Ron. Up next we have Lord Voldemort".
" Hi my name is Lord Voldemort and I'll be singing Monster by Kanye West".
Lord Voldemort:
I shoot the lights out
Hide til its bright out
Whoa, just another lonely night
Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
Bitch I'm a monster no good blood sucker
Fat muthaf-cker now look who's in trouble
As you run through my jungle all you hear is rumbles
Kanye West sample, here's one for example
Gossip gossip
N-ggas just stop it
Everybody know (I'm a muthaf-cking monster)
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
Profit profit, n-gga I got it
Everybody know I'm a muthaf-cking monster
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the
" Thank you Lord Voldemort. Up next we have Luna Lovegood".
"Hello, I'm Luna Lovegood and I'll be singing Live Like There's No Tomorrow by Selena Gomez and The Scene."
Luna:
If time came to an end today and we left too many things to say
If we could turn it back what would we want to change? But now's the time to take a chance
Come on, we got to make a stand
What have we gotta lose? The choice is in our hands
And we can find a way to do anything if we try to
Live like there's no tomorrow, (cause all we have is here right now)
Love like it's all that we know. (The only chance that we ever found)
Believe in what we feel inside, Believe and it will never die.
Don't ever let this life pass us by.
Live like there's no tomorrow.
"Thank you Luna. Up next we have Neville Longbottom"
"My name is Neville Longbottom and I'll be singing ABC by the Jackson 5."
Neville:
Buh buh buh buh buh buh
Da da da da da da
You went to school to learn girl
What you never never knew before
Like I before E except after C
Why 2 plus 2 makes 4 na na na
I'm gonna teach you
(teach you, teach you)
All about love girl
(all about love)
Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me
A B C easy as
1 2 3, oh simple as
do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3 baby you and me girl
1 2 3 baby you and me
A B C, easy as
1 2 3, oh simple as
Do Re Mi, A B C, 1 2 3, baby you and me girl
A B C, it's easy it's like counting up to 3
sing a simple melody
that's how easy love can be
(that's how easy love can be)
sing a simple melody
1 2 3, you and me!
"Thank you Neville. Up next we have Ginny Weasley."
" I'm Ginny Weasley and I'll be singing Work of Art by Demi Lovato".
Ginny:
Everyday is like a blank canvas
You know you can paint it anyway you want it
You can draw a black cloud
You can make the sun shine
Coloring a rainbow
or use black and white
Open up your eyes and your imagination
Come on let's write a song
A little poetry
Take a photograph
Let's make some memories
You can make it anything
That you want it to be
If you follow your heart
Life is a work of art
" Thank you Ginny. Up next we have Albus Dumbledore."
" Hello, I'm Albus Dumbledore and I'll be singing I Like It by Enrique Inglesias and Pitbulll."
Albus:
One love, one love
Go go Dj go go go Dj go go go Dj club is on fire
Ya'll Know what time it is, we go set it off tonight, just go set the club on fire, just go
Enrique! Holla at them
Girl please excuse me If I'm coming too strong
But tonight is the night We can really let go
My girlfriend is out of town And I'm all alone
Your boyfriend is on vacation And he doesn't have to know
No I won't oh oh, oh oh
No one can do the things I'm gonna wanna to do to you
No I won't oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, scream it loud Let me hear you go
Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.
Party, Karamu, Fiesta, ForeverCome DJ that's my DJ, I'm a Miami boy...you know how we play,
I'm playing what you wanna I play..What u give me got me good, Now watch me..It's a different species, get me in DC ,
Let's Party on the White house Lawn, Tiger woods' tired of Jesse James, Here goes Pitbull all night long, Pick up Barack and Michelle and let'em that's it's on,
Pa'Fuera! Pa'la calle,
Dale mamita tirame ese baile!, Dale mamita tirame ese baile!
"Thank you Dumbledore. Up next we have Fred and George Weasley."
" We'll be singing One and The Same by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. George is going to be Selena and I'm going to be Demi".
George:
You come from here
I come from there
Fred:
You rock out in your room
I rock a world premiere
We're more alike than
Anybody could ever tell
(Ever tell)
Friday, we're cool
Monday, we're freaks
George:
Sometimes we rule
Sometimes we can't even speak
Fred:
But we can get up and
Let loose and LOL
George:
It may seem cliche
For me to wanna say
That you're not alone
(That you're not alone)
Fred:
And you can call me uncool
But it's a simple fact
I got your back
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Fred and George: 'Cause we're one and the same
We're anything but ordinary
One and the same
I think we're almost lengendary
You and me the perfect team
Chasing down the dream
We're one and the same
"Thank you Mr. Fred and George Weasley. Up next we have Severus Snape."
" I'll be singing Roll Up by Wiz Khalifa."
Snape:
I roll up
I roll up
I roll up
Shawty I roll up
I roll up
I roll up
Its your anniversy is'nt it
And your man aint acting right
So you packin' your Domiar luggage up callin' my cell phone, try and catch a flight
You know one thing straight, I'll be there girl whenever you call me
When you at home thats your man, soon as you land you say thats all me
But shit aint all g with him no more, you aint entertained
Since I meet you a couple months ago you aint been the same
Not sayin I'm the richest man alive but I'm in the game
As long as you keep it 100 Imma spend this change,
I roll up
Whenever you need me
Whenever want me,
You know you can call me, I'll be there shortly
Don't care what your friends say, cause they dont know me
I can be your best friend, and you be my homie
I aint gonna flex, I'm not gonna front
You know if I ball, then we all gonna stunt
Send her my way, she aint gotta hold up
Whenever you call baby I roll up, I roll up, I roll up
Whenever you call baby I roll up, I roll up, I roll up
Whenever you call baby I roll up
"Thank you Professor Snape ,up next we have Gildoroy Lockhart."
" Hello, I'll be singing Cha- Ching by Hedley."
Lockhart:
It started on the real world
A hot tub fulla hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak
Line up all the idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free
Who's the biggest looser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV
All the sole survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money
So everybody dance! And everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-ching
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-ching
"Up nest we have Seamus Finnigan."
' Hello,my name is Seamus and I'll be singing The Club Can't Handle Me by Flo Rida."
Seamus:
Hey!
I own the light and I don't need no help!
Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt
Stuntin go wild, can't handle this plan!
Life of the club, arrogant like yeah!
Top like money, so the girls just melt
One too many, all know me like twelve
Look like cash and they all just stare
Bottles, models, standin' on chairs!
Fall out 'cause that's the business
All out, it's so ridic-lous
Zone out, so much attention
Scream out, I'm in the building (hey!)
They watchin', I know this!
I'm rockin', I'm rolling!
I'm holding, I know it!
You know it!
You know I know how
To make 'em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin' you watchin' me I go all out
The club can't even handle me right now
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah)
The club can't even handle me right now
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah)
"Thank you Seamus. Now, we have Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger singing Jet Lagged by the Simple Plan and Natasha Bedingfield."
Ron: What time is it where you are?
Hermione: I miss you more than anything.
Ron: I'm back at home,you feel so far.
Hermione: Waiting for the phone to ring.
Ron and Hermione: It's getting lonely living upside down; I don't even want to be in this town, trying to figure out the time zones making me crazy.
You say good morning when it's midnight, going out of my head, alone in this bed, I wake up to your sunset, and it's driving me mad, I miss you so bad, and my heart heart, heart is so jet lagged, heart heart, heart is so jet lagged, is so jet lagged.
"Thank you, Ron and Hermione. Up next we have Draco Malfoy."
" I'll be singing I Want It All by Ashley Tisdale."
Draco:
Imagine having everything we ever dreamed
Don't you want it?
Can't you see it?
Imagine first audition after college
I get the lead!
Well of course
You gotta believe it
You and I all the fame
sound exciting?
Let's do it then
Personal stylist, agent and a publisist
With you we can win
Think bigger!
That's better
Don't you see that bigger is better
And better is bigger
A little bit is never enough
No, No, No!
I you want it all!
I want it, I want it, Want it
The fame and the fortune..and more
I want it all
I want it, I want it, Want it
I gotta have my star on the door
You want the world nothing less, all the glam and the press
Only giving me the best to use.
I Want it all!
I want it, Want it, Want it, Radio, CD, Music Hall
We Want it all!
" Now it's time for our big finale!"
Harry: Wake me up
Ginny: Wake me up inside
Harry: I can't wake up
Ginny: Wake me up inside
Harry: Save me
Ginny: call my name and save me from the dark
Harry: Wake me up
Ginny: bid my blood to run
Harry: I can't wake up
Ginny: before I come undone
Harry: Save me
Ginny:save me from the nothing I've become
Harry: I hope your ready for the time of your life, just look at me I'll put a glim in your eye, buckle up I'm gonna take you for a ride.
Hermione: Let's go we got you going good in the vibe, everybody put your hands to the sky, buckle up I'm gonna take you take you high.
Gryffindors: Show me, show me, show me, show me, show what you got
Come on, come on, come on, come on, ready or not
La-la-la-la-la, let me see how you rock
It's on, it's on, it's on
Draco: Show stoppin' when I step in the place, before it's done, you're gonna' beg me to stay, get on board, come on; let's ride on the wave.
Ron: The-the-the-there is no competition
That's why we're in the number one position
Your crew can't hang with us
Man, we're too dangerous
Ain't got the style or the stamina
Just doin' my thing
Get hooked on my swing
Rockin' the place, droppin' the bass
Makin' all the girls sing
Fred and George:
That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
and I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be
You...don't wanna be just like you
Oh what I'm sayin' is this is the anthem, throw all your hands up,
you... don't wanna be you
Luna:
Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says
Snape:
You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down.
Lord Voldemort: It's the thriller,thriller, night. Don't let me hold ya' tighter and share the Thriller, Thriller, Thriller night/