How did it come to this?
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
A.N. I have to say that this is an attempt at a humor fic. I can't really do too much on Touya because I missed the episodes in which he was in, and now TOONAMI HAS DECIDED THAT YU YU HAKUSHO ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM SO THEY TOOK IF OFF THE AIR. Can you tell that I'm angry? Anyway Sorath (I don't know if that's a girls name but it is now) is my own OC but unfortunately enough I don't own yyh (but if I did I would rule the word ten times over. he he he) anyway. as I say on all of my fics ahem. IF YOU REVIEW I WILL UPDATE. Sometime within a week at the most I should update. So on with the fic! Oh and if you want to be added in later chapters then just ask and I will give you a list of questions to answer so that I can tell a little bit about your character.
The Rekai Tantei has been sent on another pointless mission. An easy one this time, but Koenma sent Hiei and Kurama along with Yuseke and Kuwabara for no apparent reason.
Kuwabara: I still don't get why he had to send the shrimp along with us. I mean we could have done it on our own.
Hiei: no you couldn't have, maybe Yuseke could but you just slow him down.
Kuwabara: why I oughta!
Yuseke: Children!
Meanwhile in the forest not to far away.
Sorath: Come on! It bugs me so bad! I wanna cut your hair so badly it's not even funny!
Jin: NO!
Sorath: but it's all over the place!
Jin: I 'appen to like it that way!
Sorath: but it bugs me! Don't you want me to be happy?
Jin: not if it means hurtin' me!
Sorath: I just wanna cut your hair! That won't hurt!
Sorath is chasing Jin around a clearing in the wood as Chuu, Touya, and Rinku stand and watch. Sorath has a pair of scissors as she is chasing him. (AN never run with scissors)
Jin: Git away from me!
Sorath: just as soon as I cut your hair!
Jin: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET 'ER OFF A ME!
Back to the Rekai Tantei.
Kurama: did you just hear something?
Kuwabara: yeah? It sounded like a shout from someone.
Yuseke: I think it's over there. You guys wanna check it out?
Hiei: I just want to get through this mission quickly.
Kurama: it won't take but a minute Hiei.
The Rekai Tantei venture off the path and into the dense forest. After a moment they come into a clearing where Jin is running around madly trying to get Sorath off of his back without hurting her (after all she is a girl) while she is trying to cut his hair while being toted around madly. She succeeds in cutting off a fair sized lock of his hair and then falls to the ground on her butt.
Yuseke: Jin?
Jin: Urameshi?
Kuwabara: hey I know you guys. You were at the dark tournament.
Kurama: what's going on here?
Chuu: She wants to cut his hair.
Yuseke: who is she?
Rinku: she's Sorath. We met her a couple of weeks ago.
Sorath: *snort* who are you guys? Do I want to know you?
Kuwabara: uh. I don't know.
Jin: Whadya do?!
Sorath: MUAHAHHAHAHA!
Everyone looks to Jin who has his hand on his head where a large portion of his hair is missing.
Jin: why I outa!
Sorath: please don't hurt me I'm just an innocent little girl! *puts hands in front of her face*
Jin: rrrr. no yer not! Yer an evil little-
Yuseke: what happened to you hair?
Jin: SHE TRIED TO CUT IT!
Kuwabara: Looks like she didn't do it very well.
Jin: I'm onna get ya fer this!
Sorath: uh oh. RUN AWAY! *starts running around in circles with Jin following*
She runs so fast that it now looks like she's chasing him.
Sorath: I may as well finish your hair now that I've started it.
Jin: oh no ya' won't!
But it's too late. Sorath tackles Jin and is sitting on his back. Jin tries to bend his arms around and get her around the waist but gets somewhere a little lower.(aka if you didn't know he got her butt).
Sorath: *flames in backround* PERVERT!
Jin: uh oh. whoops.
Sorath raises her pair of scisors ready to embed them into Jin's head but Chuu, just in time, grabs her arms as they're right above her head, ready to swing down.
Chuu: woah now. No need to get violent.
Sorath: PUT ME DOWN NOW OR THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO IS CRAP IN YOUR PANTS BECAUSE THE OTHER END WON'T BE WORKING!
Chuu: calm down.
Sorath: NO I REFUSE! NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU JERK! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!
At this point Jin is on his feet and a good distance away from Sorath and her unstoppable rage. Jin goes up into the air and away from her reach. Chuu drops Sorath and as soon as he does that she runs up and kicks him in the crotch. Chuu shrinks away and sits down. Sorath attempts to jump (as if she could get up to him if she tried) and fails. She then puts her scissors in front of her point facing towards the ground and they grow to a humogous pair of scissors that reach up to about her neck.
Jin: uh oh. that don't look good.
Sorath: I will get you for that.
Jin: you get me! I should be the one getting you for cutting my hair!
Sorath: hair grows dumbass!
Jin: s' not like I tried to grab you!
Sorath: but you did and now you WILL pay!
Sorath throws her scissors at Jin and the thumbhole loops around Jin's shoulders. He attempts to stay aloft but fails and thumps to the ground while sitting up.
Jin: Crap! How 'eavy are these things?
Sorath: he he he.
Yuseke: somehow I get the feeling that we should stop her.
Rinku: yeah, otherwise I think Jin's a goner. Hey Touya could you stop her?
Touya: yeah.
Touya makes a little half sphere around Sorath and the rest of the people go over to Jin to try and help him get the scissors off. Sorath starts attempting to break the enclosed space, but after a while realaizes that she can't and pulls out another pair of scissors from her many pockets. She attempts to chisel at the ice but it doesn't work. Then she sees Hiei. she scratches the words 'black person. GET ME OUT.' With some of the letters backwards. Hiei merely stares at the words then looks to Sorath who is grinning broadly and pointing towards the words, and then nods like she's saying he should do it. Hiei looks away, ignoring what he saw. Sorath frowns. Then she looks to the ground she is standing on. There is a layer of ice on that too. She begins jumping on the ice and it, after a few moments, cracks to pieces. She quickly tunnels under Touya and pulls him down, then haphazardly shoves him in the ice dome. (For the purpose of this story, it is animated so she can dig quickly. Somewhat like a dog in a cartoon that is incredibly unrealistic.) She comes up where Touya was standing before she dragged him down. Oddly enough nobody seems to notice. She walks up behind Jin and the rest of the people.
Sorath: *grins evilly* oh Jin.
Jin: *turns to look* CRAP! How'd she get out!
What happens to Jin? Don't you want to know? Well review and find out!
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
A.N. I have to say that this is an attempt at a humor fic. I can't really do too much on Touya because I missed the episodes in which he was in, and now TOONAMI HAS DECIDED THAT YU YU HAKUSHO ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM SO THEY TOOK IF OFF THE AIR. Can you tell that I'm angry? Anyway Sorath (I don't know if that's a girls name but it is now) is my own OC but unfortunately enough I don't own yyh (but if I did I would rule the word ten times over. he he he) anyway. as I say on all of my fics ahem. IF YOU REVIEW I WILL UPDATE. Sometime within a week at the most I should update. So on with the fic! Oh and if you want to be added in later chapters then just ask and I will give you a list of questions to answer so that I can tell a little bit about your character.
The Rekai Tantei has been sent on another pointless mission. An easy one this time, but Koenma sent Hiei and Kurama along with Yuseke and Kuwabara for no apparent reason.
Kuwabara: I still don't get why he had to send the shrimp along with us. I mean we could have done it on our own.
Hiei: no you couldn't have, maybe Yuseke could but you just slow him down.
Kuwabara: why I oughta!
Yuseke: Children!
Meanwhile in the forest not to far away.
Sorath: Come on! It bugs me so bad! I wanna cut your hair so badly it's not even funny!
Jin: NO!
Sorath: but it's all over the place!
Jin: I 'appen to like it that way!
Sorath: but it bugs me! Don't you want me to be happy?
Jin: not if it means hurtin' me!
Sorath: I just wanna cut your hair! That won't hurt!
Sorath is chasing Jin around a clearing in the wood as Chuu, Touya, and Rinku stand and watch. Sorath has a pair of scissors as she is chasing him. (AN never run with scissors)
Jin: Git away from me!
Sorath: just as soon as I cut your hair!
Jin: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET 'ER OFF A ME!
Back to the Rekai Tantei.
Kurama: did you just hear something?
Kuwabara: yeah? It sounded like a shout from someone.
Yuseke: I think it's over there. You guys wanna check it out?
Hiei: I just want to get through this mission quickly.
Kurama: it won't take but a minute Hiei.
The Rekai Tantei venture off the path and into the dense forest. After a moment they come into a clearing where Jin is running around madly trying to get Sorath off of his back without hurting her (after all she is a girl) while she is trying to cut his hair while being toted around madly. She succeeds in cutting off a fair sized lock of his hair and then falls to the ground on her butt.
Yuseke: Jin?
Jin: Urameshi?
Kuwabara: hey I know you guys. You were at the dark tournament.
Kurama: what's going on here?
Chuu: She wants to cut his hair.
Yuseke: who is she?
Rinku: she's Sorath. We met her a couple of weeks ago.
Sorath: *snort* who are you guys? Do I want to know you?
Kuwabara: uh. I don't know.
Jin: Whadya do?!
Sorath: MUAHAHHAHAHA!
Everyone looks to Jin who has his hand on his head where a large portion of his hair is missing.
Jin: why I outa!
Sorath: please don't hurt me I'm just an innocent little girl! *puts hands in front of her face*
Jin: rrrr. no yer not! Yer an evil little-
Yuseke: what happened to you hair?
Jin: SHE TRIED TO CUT IT!
Kuwabara: Looks like she didn't do it very well.
Jin: I'm onna get ya fer this!
Sorath: uh oh. RUN AWAY! *starts running around in circles with Jin following*
She runs so fast that it now looks like she's chasing him.
Sorath: I may as well finish your hair now that I've started it.
Jin: oh no ya' won't!
But it's too late. Sorath tackles Jin and is sitting on his back. Jin tries to bend his arms around and get her around the waist but gets somewhere a little lower.(aka if you didn't know he got her butt).
Sorath: *flames in backround* PERVERT!
Jin: uh oh. whoops.
Sorath raises her pair of scisors ready to embed them into Jin's head but Chuu, just in time, grabs her arms as they're right above her head, ready to swing down.
Chuu: woah now. No need to get violent.
Sorath: PUT ME DOWN NOW OR THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO IS CRAP IN YOUR PANTS BECAUSE THE OTHER END WON'T BE WORKING!
Chuu: calm down.
Sorath: NO I REFUSE! NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU JERK! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!
At this point Jin is on his feet and a good distance away from Sorath and her unstoppable rage. Jin goes up into the air and away from her reach. Chuu drops Sorath and as soon as he does that she runs up and kicks him in the crotch. Chuu shrinks away and sits down. Sorath attempts to jump (as if she could get up to him if she tried) and fails. She then puts her scissors in front of her point facing towards the ground and they grow to a humogous pair of scissors that reach up to about her neck.
Jin: uh oh. that don't look good.
Sorath: I will get you for that.
Jin: you get me! I should be the one getting you for cutting my hair!
Sorath: hair grows dumbass!
Jin: s' not like I tried to grab you!
Sorath: but you did and now you WILL pay!
Sorath throws her scissors at Jin and the thumbhole loops around Jin's shoulders. He attempts to stay aloft but fails and thumps to the ground while sitting up.
Jin: Crap! How 'eavy are these things?
Sorath: he he he.
Yuseke: somehow I get the feeling that we should stop her.
Rinku: yeah, otherwise I think Jin's a goner. Hey Touya could you stop her?
Touya: yeah.
Touya makes a little half sphere around Sorath and the rest of the people go over to Jin to try and help him get the scissors off. Sorath starts attempting to break the enclosed space, but after a while realaizes that she can't and pulls out another pair of scissors from her many pockets. She attempts to chisel at the ice but it doesn't work. Then she sees Hiei. she scratches the words 'black person. GET ME OUT.' With some of the letters backwards. Hiei merely stares at the words then looks to Sorath who is grinning broadly and pointing towards the words, and then nods like she's saying he should do it. Hiei looks away, ignoring what he saw. Sorath frowns. Then she looks to the ground she is standing on. There is a layer of ice on that too. She begins jumping on the ice and it, after a few moments, cracks to pieces. She quickly tunnels under Touya and pulls him down, then haphazardly shoves him in the ice dome. (For the purpose of this story, it is animated so she can dig quickly. Somewhat like a dog in a cartoon that is incredibly unrealistic.) She comes up where Touya was standing before she dragged him down. Oddly enough nobody seems to notice. She walks up behind Jin and the rest of the people.
Sorath: *grins evilly* oh Jin.
Jin: *turns to look* CRAP! How'd she get out!
What happens to Jin? Don't you want to know? Well review and find out!