The Latest From The News Desk
By:Joey da Clorox(I'm just copying it. He said that he didn't care.)
I don't own Gambit or Lara Croft. I think Sara Croft is Joey da Clorox.
Note I have changed some things for my onw ammusement.
MARVEL CAPS BLOCKBUSTER TRADE FOR "SARA CROFT"
New York - Sara Croft, sister of the ever-popular Lara Croft of "Tomb
Raider" fame, has been traded to Marvel today in yet another stunning
move by the Marvel top br(ass).
"We're bringing in these new things all for our new readers," Marvel
Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada said. "When we start cranking out 'Sara
Croft - Boob Raider' we're really gonna topple the industry.
Marvel ended up giving a box of ding dongs, three stale potato chips, a
warm six-pack of non-alcoholic beer, and the character Gambit to Top Cow
to obtain the rights to Sara Croft.
The key man on the trade was Ultimate X-Men writer Mark Millar, who is
slated to pencil the new Sara Croft series.
"It was a f---ing unbelievable trade," Millar exclamed. "We cleared out
space in the frige and got rid of some third-rate characture, and we got
the chick with 36DD boobs that all the guys wanna shag!"
"It was the lack of fan support for Gambit that led us to trade him,"
Quesada said. "Not once since I dropped his book has anyone made a plea
for him. In fact, I went on that bulletin board, and all I saw was
anti-Gambit stuff."
On an unrelated sidenote, Top Cow has made plans to re-issue the Gambit
series to spearhead thier new movement to get new female readers.
"What d--m idiots!" was the response from Top Cow Managing Editor Ranae
Geerlings. "They just gave us one of their most popular charatures AND
some snacks for the storyline meeting."
In other Marvel newl, Cabana Claremont was caught pouring Gasoline in Joe
Quesada's office. He was apprehended by state police, who claim he was
"frothing at the mouth, muttering under his breath."
Apparently, the comic book legend was unhappy with having his book yanked,
being made a cabana boy, being put on the Artie and Leech series and finally
being janitor at Marvel.
"Hey! Where's my mai tai?!?!" was Quesada's response to inquiries.
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From the Desk of Joey da Clorox is copyright 2001 *ULTIMATE* RV Enterprises.
Any transmission or reproduction of this satire is welcomed and even
encouraged. For those unfamiliar with the joke, chick out the archives at the
Gambit Guild website. All compliments are to be sent to the respective guild
list. All flames may be sent to haha@haha.com
Hope you peoples liked this. The people at the Sothern Comfort E-Mail club
loved it.
Love
Mara
P.S. If any more about Rogue come my why I'll post it.^_^
By:Joey da Clorox(I'm just copying it. He said that he didn't care.)
I don't own Gambit or Lara Croft. I think Sara Croft is Joey da Clorox.
Note I have changed some things for my onw ammusement.
MARVEL CAPS BLOCKBUSTER TRADE FOR "SARA CROFT"
New York - Sara Croft, sister of the ever-popular Lara Croft of "Tomb
Raider" fame, has been traded to Marvel today in yet another stunning
move by the Marvel top br(ass).
"We're bringing in these new things all for our new readers," Marvel
Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada said. "When we start cranking out 'Sara
Croft - Boob Raider' we're really gonna topple the industry.
Marvel ended up giving a box of ding dongs, three stale potato chips, a
warm six-pack of non-alcoholic beer, and the character Gambit to Top Cow
to obtain the rights to Sara Croft.
The key man on the trade was Ultimate X-Men writer Mark Millar, who is
slated to pencil the new Sara Croft series.
"It was a f---ing unbelievable trade," Millar exclamed. "We cleared out
space in the frige and got rid of some third-rate characture, and we got
the chick with 36DD boobs that all the guys wanna shag!"
"It was the lack of fan support for Gambit that led us to trade him,"
Quesada said. "Not once since I dropped his book has anyone made a plea
for him. In fact, I went on that bulletin board, and all I saw was
anti-Gambit stuff."
On an unrelated sidenote, Top Cow has made plans to re-issue the Gambit
series to spearhead thier new movement to get new female readers.
"What d--m idiots!" was the response from Top Cow Managing Editor Ranae
Geerlings. "They just gave us one of their most popular charatures AND
some snacks for the storyline meeting."
In other Marvel newl, Cabana Claremont was caught pouring Gasoline in Joe
Quesada's office. He was apprehended by state police, who claim he was
"frothing at the mouth, muttering under his breath."
Apparently, the comic book legend was unhappy with having his book yanked,
being made a cabana boy, being put on the Artie and Leech series and finally
being janitor at Marvel.
"Hey! Where's my mai tai?!?!" was Quesada's response to inquiries.
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From the Desk of Joey da Clorox is copyright 2001 *ULTIMATE* RV Enterprises.
Any transmission or reproduction of this satire is welcomed and even
encouraged. For those unfamiliar with the joke, chick out the archives at the
Gambit Guild website. All compliments are to be sent to the respective guild
list. All flames may be sent to haha@haha.com
Hope you peoples liked this. The people at the Sothern Comfort E-Mail club
loved it.
Love
Mara
P.S. If any more about Rogue come my why I'll post it.^_^