The new auditorium was empty, except for the 10 slayers in the front seats, Xander standing up on the stage and willow sitting near the back reading a newspaper.
"You have all proven yourselves to be brave, strong and smart. All qualities that a slayer needs. But one quality that you haven't show is sneakiness." Xander said, hi face betraying nothing but seriousness.
"Sneakiness?" asked one of the slayers.
"Yes sneakiness. So I have devised a brilliant test, to show if you have that skill … I want you to bring me the black lace thong of Buffy Summers" Xander announced triumphantly, a look of utter glee on his face.
The slayers all stared at him in shock while willow simply lowered her newspaper down slightly to stare at Xander, a look of suspicion on her face.
"There are only a two rules to this; you have to do it without Buffy finding out and you can have no outside help." Xander commanded to the incredulous slayers. "Well what are you waiting for? Buffy. Thong. Go."
All the slayers filed out slowly, looking at Willow on the way out.
"Its how the last group proved it" The witch said.
Once the last of the slayers were out, Xander turned to Willow, with a proud look on his face and said "Pretty good right?"
"Buffy is gonna kill you when she finds out" Willow replied with a smile.
"She's not gonna find out." said Xander confidently then quickly came down as a thought struck him "Wait your not going to tell her are you?" Xander asked pleadingly.
"I'm not, but Buff will find out when her 'black lace thongs' go missing. How do you even know she has any?"
" I forgot about that "Xander said as his eye widened, ignoring Willows question. "Will, please you've got to help me"
"No way. I'm not gonna help you, your going down with your ship on this plan." Willow said as she walked out, following the slayers.
"I'm screwed." said Xander, as he walked out the back door, towards the garage with the many, many fast vehicles. "Maybe I can go and hide in Tibet till Buffy calms down."