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This idea literally kind of just came to me while playing league about a week back, and I could not help myself with it honestly. This idea is only going to partly take itself seriously and is mainly just for the fun of it, so I hope everyone enjoys it!

Oh, and I own nothing but original ideas and content, of which there will be few here.

Welcome to Summoner's Rift!

Marisa Kirisame opened her eyes upon hearing the strange, almost echolike voice. She was standing on a stone circle that was unfamiliar to her, and every way that she looked the buildings, stones and forest did not seem familiar. It was a strange thing, especially considering that she had been over almost all of Gensokyo, and because of that she quickly came to her conclusion. She wasn't in Gensokyo.

"Marisa?"

Marisa looked over to find Cirno(⑨) sitting down near her, gaze locked in her direction. " Cirno? What are you-," Marisa began, until she looked around to not just Cirno, but also Sanae Kotiya(crap), Flandre Scarlet(dammit), and Yuuka Kazami( oh hell) all standing nearby. "Wait, what's going on?"

"That's what I'd like to know, Marisa- san!" Sanae yelled at her. "Did you use some kind of spell on us or something!?"

"What? No I-,"

"Marisa's skill is in stealing, not transportation. I doubt she did this. "Yuuka said softly, an eerie and disturbing smile covering her face and causing both Marisa and Sanae to shiver in response.

"Then where are we? Did we come here to play!?" Flandre asked as she looked toward Marisa and Sanae, beaming.

"I- uh, doubt we're here to play, Flan." Marisa said hoping that she could keep Flandre under control without Sakuya or Remilia nearby to do so.

"Aww," Flandre exclaimed as she puffed up her cheeks like she was pouting as Yuuka placed her hand on Flandre's head and began rubbing it back and forth.

"Now, now. We just need to find out where we are and why we are here is all. It should not be that hard when we have two expert incident resolvers with us, hmmm?" Yuuka asked as she looked at Marisa and Sanae, her words soft like poison laced pillows.

"Why not ask that guy?" Cirno quickly asked as she pointed behind her.

Following Cirno's finger everyone looked and could see a man wearing a massive backpack standing beside numerous stands of weapons and armour. He was at the edge of the stone circle they were on top of, and looked strangely at home standing there.

Before Marisa or Sanae could say a word Yuuka took her hand off of Flandre's head and walked over to the unknown man, her usual disturbing smile covering her face as she walked up to him. "Excuse me sir, might you be able to tell me where we are?"

The man looked to Yuuka and raised a brow in confusion as the four other girls came up behind her. "That's odd. I've heard of champions having a moment of vertigo or confusion when summoned, but never not realizing where they are. Are you new?"

"Yes, but my memory has been awfully bad as of late. Would you be so kind as to remind me of what I've forgotten?" Yuuka asked, her words like a soft summer wind (followed quickly by a hollow blizzard).

"I see." the man said casually. "Alright, I suppose I can do that. I don't often get to explain common knowledge. We're in the Fields of Justice, specifically in Summoner's rift. Here champions fight in teams of five to gain victory by destroying the opposing team's nexus."

"What's a nexus?" Cirno asked happily as her little ice wings fluttered constantly, keeping her a foot off of the ground at all times.

The man pointed to his left, causing all the girls to follow the direction of his finger. Down off the stone platform they stood upon, and in the center of a large area that looked almost like ruins, sat a massive stone structure with a floating crystal easily the size of a large shed. The purple crystal floated there ominously as it slowly spun around, white light pulsing off of it casually.

"That has a lot of magic in it." Marisa muttered to herself as the man lowered his hand and continued speaking.

"In addition, each lane has towers that protect it, so you'll have to work together with your minions and each other to win."

"Thirty seconds until minion spawn."

"Is there a speaker somewhere where that's coming from?" Sanae asked to no one in particular, causing the man to look at her strangely.

"Does it matter? The match is soon to start so I suggest you get to your places."

"Could you remind me of what they are kindly?" Yuuka asked with a smile.

The man looked at her as a small shiver ran up his spine. "A-all right. There's the top lane, where melee fighters go solo usually, the middle lane that is usually used by mages, the bottom lane usually used by ranged fighters and supports and the jungle that is primarily used by jungler's and assassins. Remember that as you fight you will gain money that you can use to buy equipment from me, and the purple crystals you have will allow you to talk to each other, now get going or you'll fall behind."

"Thank you kindly." Yuuka said as she turned and walked away from the man and off the platform, waving her hand to tell the other girls to follow. As they made their way to the center of the strange ruin like area near the 'nexus', Yuuka turned to them with a smile that made them shiver. "This is quite interesting."

"Interesting! It sounds like we're in some kind of death sport!" Sanae yelled angrily.

"I know, doesn't it sound fun?" Yuuka asked slyly, a wicked smile crossing her face as she pulled out a small purple crystal from a pocket of her dress. "So this is the crystal he meant, we'll have to make use of it."

"You actually intend to participate in this, Yuuka?" Marisa asked carefully.

Yuuka looked to Marisa and smiled, "Aren't you?"

Marisa smiled as she looked over to Cirno and Flandre, "It does sound interesting. You two interested?"

"Yeah, it sounds fun!" Cirno said naively.

"Yeah, let's play!" Flandre said happily, a large grin crossing her face as the crystals hanging from her bonelike wings shook vibrantly.

"Good. Then I suggest you two take the top and bottom. I assume you'll take the middle, Marisa? Yuuka asked casually.

Marisa shrugged. "I guess so, but what about you, Yuuka?"

Yuuka smiled as she turned away from Marisa and began walking to one of the three gates to the ruined area. "I feel like going for a walk through the woods."

Sanae watched the other girls begin walking toward the three different exits and let out a shriek. "You're all insane!"

Marisa turned around and looked to Sanae with a smile. "We have no idea what is going on. Maybe we can find out while here, and it would be pointless not to have fun while doing it, right? I thought you didn't want to be held back by common sense?"

"But this is just . . . . it's a death game!"

"And fighting Youkai isn't?" Marisa asked as she turned and followed Yuuka through the stone archway, not expecting an answer from Sanae as she left.

Within a minute the sound of a scream reverberated through the forest, and it caused Sanae to shudder.

"DEMACIA!"