Voldemort in Lust

Voldemort has joined millions of people who lust for this gorgeous muggle, when the world is in love with this non-magic person, why can't he?

Voldemort paced around his room, trying to cover the bulge that was in the front of his robes. If any of his Death Eater's saw him like this, he would have to kill them, they could not see. He heard his door open and then shut. He whirled around so his back was facing whoever had just entered. "Fool!" he roared. "Get out, get out!"
"Master, it is I."
Voldemort relaxed slightly. It was his snake Nagini.
"Oh, it's you," he said wearily.
Nagini noticed his tone, he seemed tired.
"What is wrong Mast-"she stopped as Voldemort turned to face her.
Her eyes widened as she noticed the relatively small bulge in the front of Voldemort's robe, she knew what it was.
"What happened sire?" she asked quietly.
Voldemort shook his head.
"I seem to be making many mistakes these days. Firstly with Potter, then in trusting that fool Malfoy. Now this."
Nagini slid slightly closer but not too much. She did not like that bulge.
"What did you do?" she whispered. Not sure if she wanted to know the answer.
"I was bored," Voldemort started. "I decided to watch a little muggle movie and then this happened," he jerked his head to the bulge.
"Who master?" Nagini asked.
Voldemort looked up at her. She had never seen him look so helpless and vulnerable. His eyes glazed over.
"Edward Cullen."

Well, that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. Oh, and I don't own a thing, cause if I did Sirius, Fred, and Dobby would still be alive. It's all J.K Rowling's imagination. Except Edward Cullen-that's Stephanie Meyer's guy. Special thanks to Lolo.