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Rory is going to Venice Beach, California

Lorelai- are you sure?

Rory- Yes! I Love him

Lorelai- Really?

Rory- Mom, you of all people know how much I Love him

Lorelai- well good…because he better not screw up…again or he'll never have my blessing

Rory- thanks mom that means a lot especially coming from you

Lorelai- no problem…yet, so when are you coming back?

Rory- I haven't even left yet, and you're asking when I am coming back

Lorelai- yeah, what's your point, you're my only daughter we haven't been apart for a long period of time.

Rory- I know, but I am not sure yet, I got a one way ticket

Lorelai- oh! You better come back, you are going to start Yale in September

Rory- I know, and that is still one of my priorities but it is summer, and we both know that I totally deserve the chance of not thinking about Yale till august

Lorelai- true, so I will not be mad that you got a one way ticket, and I will not be mad if you are going to be away for a few weeks.

Rory- do you know that I would never trade you in for a new mother you're the best!

Lorelai- thank-you honey, I Love you

Rory- I love you too mom (Rory & Lorelai hug, they pull away a few minutes later)

Lorelai- well my dear child, what is the schedule that we must follow, so you don't miss your flight?

Rory- it leaves from Hartford at 5:29 pm, it then lands in Chicago at 6:55 pm, I then have 44 minutes to waste in Chicago give or take, My plane then leaves at 7:39 pm, I then arrive in Los Angeles at 9:51 pm, then I have to get to Venice, which is going to be bus.

Lorelai- ok so you should arrive they're by tomorrow afternoon

Rory- so I have a lot of time, what do you want to do?

Lorelai- your packed right?

Rory- yes I've been packed since yesterday

Lorelai- ok , want to watch Godfather 1-3?

Rory- first let's go to Lukes and then get some junk food.

Rory and Lorelai leave the kitchen table and get going to Luke's

Lorelai- honey…

Rory- Yes mom?

Lorelai- are you sure, you don't know how long are your going for?

Rory- yes I am sure,

Lorelai- you still are starting Yale next year right?

Rory- actually no, I told them I would start in January of next year

Lorelai- oh!

Rory- what mom?

Lorelai- well, it's weird that your making all these grown up decisions and not consulting me

Rory-I know but that's why there called grown up, but I promise before I make any more decisions I will talk to you first.

Lorelai- ok thanks honey

Rory- no problem mom, I love you

Lorelai- I love you too

Rory- I was thinking wouldn't it be cool if we could go away for 3 weeks, hey if all works out let's also invite Luke and Jess.

Lorelai- well I think that would be an awesome idea, but Jess has still a few more steps till he is in my good graces.

Rory- and I assure you by time we come back Jess will be in your "good graces"

Lorelai- it is amazing how you have so much confidence in your boyfriend, who decided to skip town when things were confusing to him and he didn't know how to deal.

Rory- mom I really don't want to hear you bad mouth him, I will get the truth out of why he left if it is the last thing I do.

Lorelai and Rory walk in to the diner and get a table, close to where they can watch Kirk piss off Luke, but not to close to where there will be a lot of conversation, they grab a seat and listen.

Luke- "Kirk you cannot have a banquet burger without bacon, because then it wouldn't be called a banquet burger"

Kirk- "but I want a banquet burger, but I don't want bacon"

Luke- "then why don't you order a cheese burger instead it is a banquet burger but without the bacon"

Kirk- "the reason for me ordering a banquet burger is because I want one but without the bacon"

Luke- "if you don't shut up and cooperate you can leave my establishment, right now"

Kirk- "fine… even though you were tremendously rude I will order a Grill cheese"

Luke walks away full of rage and starts muttering profanity under his breath, he goes and tells Caesar Kirk's order he then walk over to Lorelai and Rory's table carrying two coffee's in his hands

Lorelai- how it going diner man, have you had a stroke yet

Rory- momm…

Luke- wow lorelai, I am glad you found that whole silly waste of time method, of Kirk's amusing

Lorelai- yes I give it a 2 thumbs up

Rory- Luke please ignore the old crazy lady to the left of me, could I please have a cheeseburger and fries and also a coke

Lorelai- how dare you call me old and crazy, I can still ground you, you do live under my roof and I can not allow you to go get Jess and bring him back to this cozy little town

(You see Luke look at Rory)

Luke- you're going to get Jess to come back?

Rory- yup

Luke- and stay here for good, and go back for his last year that he failed

Rory- yup

Luke- god bless you (he goes and hugs Rory)

Rory- oh ok…(she then hugs Luke back just in time for him to pull away)

Lorelai- wow Luke knows how to show human contact

Luke- I am not an alien Lorelai

Lorelai- I know but it has been 3 years since you've had human contact with anyone

Luke rolls his eyes

Rory- so what am I being blessed for?

Luke- because I miss having Jess around and I hate Jimmy and I know jimmy is not going to be able to handle Jess and he will only disappoint him once again

Lorelai- what…that's atrocious

Rory- no it's not that's sweet, Lukey misses Jess

Luke- no you misunderstood me, I miss having someone help me with the diner

Caesar- Luke Kirk's order is finished

Luke- ok ill be right there, Lorelai do I assume correctly that you are having the same thing as Rory

Lorelai- I think I rather have a banquet burger without bacon (Lorelai has an evil grin on her face and Rory is trying so hard not to laugh)

Luke- Very funny, I guess I'll bring you a salad  (he starts to walk away Lorelai grabs hold of his arm) what are you doing?

Lorelai- fine I am sorry I take it back I will have what my daughter ordered

Luke – will see (he walks away)

Lorelai- daughter what does the evil crabby diner man mean when he says, "will see"

Rory- I have complete faith in the fact, that you may actually be disappointed by what you receive

Lorelai- Nooooo! (Saluki voice)

Rory- don't worry who knows maybe you'll like what he gives you

Lorelai- right and if I don't, you'll share with me…right?

Rory- huh! In your dreams maybe

Lorelai-evil spawn child

Rory-ouch! That's low mother even for you

Lorelai-you deserved it

Rory was about to talk when she sees Luke walking towards the table holding plates

Luke hands Rory her cheeseburger and then he hands Lorelai a burger but with a salad on the side instead of fries

Lorelai- Lucas Danes what is this green leafy stuff and round things that come from the ground and dirt?

Luke- First it is Luke not Lucas, and it will never be Lucas and Second that on your plate is called Salad, it is healthy for you and it will not clog your arteries like fries do.

Lorelai- that's a wonderful story…LUCAS (emphasizes on Lucas) but I would rather have clogged arteries then eat something is grown in dirt, so how about you take away the stuff that you call health food and give me the stuff that at least taste good no matter the circumstances.

Luke- nope it's good for you

Lorelai- please (and uses the cutest little face, that she knows always wins battles) pretty pretty please with cherries on top.

Luke- (I hate that face, it makes me want to give the world to her and never ever say No) Fine but only this one time

Lorelai- Yaye…thanks Lucas can you also bring me a coffee

Luke walks away and shakes his head

Lorelai- that my darling daughter is how it is done

Rory- what is done?

Lorelai- um…well…you know I am not really sure (God, that was close I almost let it slip that I Love Luke… can you imagine Lorelai Gilmore Danes, he is a Stonefox, hey Virgin Suicides I love that movie, maybe I'll watch it with Rory tonight…oh yeah she is going to get Lover boy, I wish I was that much in love, like she is with jess, she is so Lucky)

You hear Rory calling Lorelai's name

Rory- Mom…Mom…hello anyone home…Mom

Lorelai- huh (came back to earth) did you say something

Rory- where were you, I called you three times

Lorelai- caught up in thought, so what did you say?

Rory- I said Luke brought us coffee and your fries or as he calls it "artery clogger"

Lorelai begins eating her fries and she then finish's off her burger or what is left of it

Rory- so mom it is 10 to 2 o'clock, we should start getting ready to hit the road

Lorelai- "hit the road jack and dontcha come back no more no more" sorry I got a bit sidetracked I watched reruns of "Unhappily Ever After" last night and the opening song is catchy.

Rory- yeah it's surprising how funny that show is, I never would have imagined myself watching that show.

Lorelai- ok we should really get you going or else you may hit traffic and that is a negative thing.

Rory- no I think you just want me gone

Lorelai- what, that is preposterous why on earth would I want to force my only child, my prized possession out of my life for weeks of solitude, and freedom to not have to take care of another living being…yes your right I want you out I can see the good side of you being gone, very clearly now.

Rory- good cause I am equally glad to have freedom of you, and not have to deal with your crazy ways.

Lorelai- good-bye honey

Rory- I am not leaving yet

Lorelai- I know but it feels like you are

Rory- I will be in 2 hours

Lorelai- you do realize that we are not able to watch Godfather 1& 2 & 3

Rory- I know so why don't we just watch Virgin Suicides

Lorelai- cool, let's go

Luke- Lorelai your forgetting your coffee's

Lorelai- why would I, Lorelai Gilmore forget coffee

Rory- because you were too busy paying attention to me

Lorelai- ah yes that's right, thanks Lukey!

Lorelai and Rory walk in to Doosie's, and walk out holding coffee and two bags of junk food, they walk to the crap shack and watch Virgin Suicides and back to back episodes of Little House On The Prairie till 4:30, when Rory has to leave for Hartford Airport.

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