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"Fred! George! You two are fucking screwed!" A mass of purple hair went flying down the corridors.
"It was a joke!"
"Yea Hermione!"
"I don't care! How dare you switch my conditioner with hair dye!" She sprinted down corridors her black robe flying off her shoulders reveling her clothes, "And you two took my clothes leaving me with some hussy outfit!" The outfit in question was simply a pair of fishnet stockings with a pair of jean shorts and a hot pink top that showed some cleavage and high heel red shoes.
Most of the entire school population had never seen Hermione in anything less than a sundress that reached her knees and short sleeves let alone this sort of outfit.
"Miss Granger!?" screeched Professor McGonagall.
"No time to talk. Must murder the twins." She pushed the older woman out of the way.
"Were sorry Hermione!" they coursed together who could see the hussied up Hermione gaining in the distance.
"Who-" started George.
"Knew" puffed Fred.
"She" muttered George
"Could"
"Run"
"That"
"Fast…"
"In heels!"They finished together.
Once the twins were in her sight and reach she lunged and tackled them to the ground."Got you fucking bastards!" cried Hermione.
"Get off! Get off Hermione!" the two squirmed under her trying to make a grab for their wands but Hermione grabbed them and dragged the two to the Great Hall.
"HEY! What are you doing to my brothers!" yelled Ginny
"Look what they did to me! They are going to get it!" she shrieked.
"Let us go!" screamed Fred.
"Yea come on it was a prank we're really sorry!" they attempted to flee.
"Oh no you don't!" she pulled them up the front dais. She waved her wand and their hair turned a bright pink and they had donned miniskirts and a see through hot pink shirt. But the worst part was the last spell Hermione had said. Groans of sorrow came from all the boys in the area and giggles of laughter from the female population. It was a favorite spell among the girls when their brother or boyfriends pissed them off.
Hermione quickly casted a spell over herself to return to her normal self in a plaid skirt that was just above her knees and a checkered button down shirt that was much too big for her, obviously belonging to her boyfriend Ron.
"By boys" she waved at the two and sauntered over to the Gryffindor table where she plopped herself down between Ginny and Ron and ate some food.
"No! Hermione please!"
"No!"
"But we need those!"
"For what your no existent sex life."
"Our sex lives are much more interesting than yours! Or rather your lack of one."
Hermione giggled and said, "You know there is a reason I asked for a bedroom at the top of Gryffindor Tower, it's the only room without the slide charm on the stairs." Fred and George immediately saw Ron blush and warp one arm around his girlfriend.
"You know what my favorite memory is boys?" asked Ron the twins shook their head Ron grinned wickedly, "Popping cherries." The twins looked green.
"No-not the point. Hermione take the spell off!"
"No." she hopped off the bench and left the Great Hall.
"Hermione give us back our BITS!"
~Fin