ONE PIECE
TITLE: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF CAPTAIN USOPP'S ITT COMPANY
AUTHOR: mrredrum
PAIRING: ZoroxSanji
WARNING: PG
NOTES: Warning for Usopp-sama, do not ever interfere with ZoroxSanji "business" even when he didn't really noticed it. Again, my very much thank you for kakairupowns for the beta. Thank you.
"… Wait. Stop, Marimo. Did you hear that?"
"Che… hear what, cook?"
"… It's probably nothing. You can continue now."
"Better be, mine's about to meet yours."
"Hn. I wonder who the real pervert is, here…"
"Well, in about a minute that's not gonna matter is it?"
The sound of someone chuckling is the only answer
"TADDDAAA! Now with this, I announce to the entire crew that my first company, Captain Usopp-sama's Corporation In Technology, is officially open. Now, for the grand opening, I will launch my first product which I reproduced from the dials that we got from our adventure in Skypeia..."
"Omoishireeee!"
"Yes, Luffy! I'm glad you have good eyes. Now, the first one here represents the X-Phone Dial. With this, we don't need to be afraid of hurting a den-den-mushi, like Sanji did during the battle on Puffing Tom…"
"Shut up, Long-Nose."
"… and it has a very specific function. Do you see this button? Now, if we push this button here, and place the area code on the screen, we'll be able to listen and see the people we're taking to. For my first experiment, to show you guys what this amazing device can do, last night I put the galley area code on the screen. Because it came from a dial that can also record something, the very next second we'd be able to listen and see everything that happened in the galley last night.… Uhm, Sanji, please don't break the ship again if we catch the image of Zoro stealing from the sake supply, okay?"
"...Sure."
Suddenly a crushing sound is heard
"NOOOO!! SANJI, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? IT'S THE ONLY PROTOTYPE THAT I'VE MADE SO FAR! I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE VIABILITY OF MY FIRST COMPANY, HERE…"
Still very calm, he straightens himself and puffs on his cigarette
"Hn, it's no use, Long-Nose. You're better off sticking to your stories. Besides, I'm not going to be able to use your invention anyway. Have you forgotten already? I'm bad with technology. Everyone knows that..."