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One sunny day, Harry was walking in the great halls, reminding himself how sunny it was. While he was walking, Harry stepped in some gum, and tripped. Harry knew he was in trouble, so he blew his safety whistle, and waited for help to come. Then a bunch of Ommpa-Loopas came rushing down the great hall, singing one of their "Rescue Songs". One Ommpa- Loopa was carrying and shovel, while an other was carrying a water gun. The Ommpa- Loompa's hit Harry over the head, and he fainted. The next morning Harry awoke in the Hospital Wing.
"Where am I?" Harry asked with the piece of gum still stuck to his foot. Harry saw Ron & Hermione by his bedside, and Ron was crying.
"HARRY? IS THAT YOU? Shrieked Hermione in a shrill voice. Ron screamed like a girl and fainted. "I do like cheese…." Harry said with a hint of pity in his voice. "Good." Chirped Hermione. "Because today is Cheese day!" "HORRAY!" Harry cried, remembering last year's annual Cheese day. "Oh wait, Cheese day is next month." Hermione remembered. "WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?" Ron shouted out randomly, as he was unconscious. Then Madame Pomfrey walked into the room. "Oh Harry dear, I'm afraid you three will have to stay in the hospital wing for a little while, for your own safety." Then Ron regained consciousness, and hit Madame Pomfrey in the head with a Curious George book, and she fainted. "Awwww…. Ron! We didn't get to hear why Madame Pomfrey wants us to stay in the Hospital Wing!" Hermione complained. "Uhhh… Who cares!" Harry said. "Let's go play dodge ball!"
The next sunny day, Hogwarts was having a field trip to a museum that no one cares about. Even though Hogwarts doesn't have field trips because a. Mugles will see them, and b. J.K. Rowling says so, the previous night Dumbledore was doing an anti brain spell on Snape, but it backfired, so Dumbledore was brain-less. "This is so boring." Sighed Harry. "But this totem pole is so shiny!" Ron said, while looking at a shiny totem pole. "What? I can't hear you!" shouted Hermione, as she listened to her MP3, which she had called Joe. "… And this is a pointy metal object, that I wouldn't recommend touching." Professor Megonicle explained. "Ohhh…. Shiny…." Ron awed as he touched the pointy metal object he wasn't supposed to touch. Harry realized he was so bored he was actually listening to Professor Megonicle speak. Harry decided to ditch class, so he jumped out the window headfirst, and landed on a cactus, and got brain damage. Harry lay on the hard cold ground, until finally, Ron followed the butterflies over to where Harry was lying. Ron Instantly knew Harry was hurt, so he called over Hermione, who was STILL listening to Joe at full blast. Unfortunately, when Ron told Hermione Harry was hurt, Hermione thought Ron had said "Harry's Big Bird" so she hit Harry with Joe, which didn't help with Harry's Brain damage. "I know who we should call!" Ron exclaimed. Ron started making birdcalls, and out of nowhere, Hedwig flew in the scene, and carried Harry, Ron and Hermione back to Hogwarts. Oh? Did I not mention Hedwig has super powers?
Okay! That's Chapter 1! Please review! NO FLAMMING! Ch 2 is coming soon to a computer near you!