First Chapter! To let you know, the whole fic is in Kyonkichi's point of view. It's kinda like a diary, so it might change tenses. It also has a lot of language because...well, Kyo's a potty mouth. Also a light use of Japanese. enjoy the fic!

Why did the Yankee, of all people find out? Oh, and the psycho freak, that's a lot better. Kuso! My life is so ruined. At least they don't know the worst of it yet.

"Kyo-kun, are you okay?" Now Tohru's worried. That's just great.

"I'm fine." Why do I always mumble? I don't want her to worry. It wasn't her fault after all. "Just tired." It's an excuse. I don't really want to haul myself up to my room. Oh wee, here goes.

sigh why is my life so complicated? It drives me insane.

Begginig of Flashback

"Hey Orangy!" the Yankee yelled at me. "Gonna ever get the guts to ask our Tohru-chan out?" Tohru's eyes began to swirl.

"Ano?…. ano?…" Tohru murmured, trying to figure out what was going on.

"What the HELL are you talking about?" I yelled, knowing my face was bright red.

"I think you know." The wave girl said. She always gives me the creeps.

"C'mon Kyon-Kyon, you know you like her." The next thing I knew, I was flying towards Tohru. I tried to change course, but it was too late. poof

End Flashback

What a nightmare! I guess it's better that they found out rather than someone else. After all, they are Kinda my friends. That doesn't keep them from scaring me to death though.

That has got to be the most embarrasing moment of my life. It's not even so much the changing into the neko as turning back. Tohru was the only one with enough sense to look away. THOSE BITCHES LOOKED AT ME THE WHOLE FRICKEN' TIME! I need some sleep. Rough days call for… Unconsioussness! purrs (instead of snores)

Should yuki's fan club find out too? of course, they'd have their memories erased, but wouldn't they be fun to ick on? r and r please. Send me your answers. .