Um What?

I Don't Own Naruto.

(A/N: This Is My First Naruto Fic Its Half Done Ill Finsh and Post It No Matter What. Also Ive Read A lot of Naruto Fics that Have The Same Plot So if you see something similar Im not taking your stuff theres only so many plots in the world people and Naruto fans have used them all . on with the story. ^.^ -redmoonsliver)

( P.S. My Grammer is really Bad if that stuff bothers you stop here. Really)

Aburame Shino was a creepy guy.

Silent, always watching, viewing the world from behind dark round sunglasses even indoors.

Talk about lame, And those bugs?. Having power over them was one thing but letting them live inside you was another.

Hair was awful, Clothing? A fashion eye sore.

High collared black shirt, heavy olive zip up, shapeless pants.

Yep creepy indeed.

Haruno Sakura was a strange girl.

She had weird mood swings high then low, happy then pissed, Eyes a timeless green like crystals from the bottom of a deep forest pool shining in the sun, Or plastic Easter grass, Pink hair.

Pink I tell you!!. Clothes were Ok if not a little impractical. sleeveless shirt and shorts to jump though trees, and those shoes.

Yes strange is right.

So you have to wonder how these two would cope being thrown together. Let's find out.

When Haruno Sakura woke up on that Tuesday morning she know it would be a bad day. For One, she had large blank spots in her memory of Monday. She had gone out with Ino after a hard day of Instruction (getting pounded on) by Tsunade . But around an hour into the night and waking up?, nada, zip, zigge. Two, her mouth was dry and sour. And lastly she wasn't all together sure her brain wasn't going to explode. Sakura rolled over slowly to save her acing head and focused bleary eyes. HOLY COW!

Her alarm, her sweet alarm that had never failed her before was blinking 11:30AM even though it was set for 6:00AM .She had set it Right? Right? Stupid Snooze Button.

Tsunade -Sama had told her yesterday to report for a mission at 12PM sharp She had thirty minutes to shower, Get dressed, Brush her teeth, and Get to the Hokage Tower. Crap-On-Rye jumping up her foot tangled in the sheets. She tumbled face first off the bed. As she lay there cursing Ino and who ever made whiskey. Her alarm rolled over and started screaming sending waves of pain up her spin and into her head.

'Traitor it's the trash for you'

Shino Aburame knew this Tuesday would be clear and sunny with a nice eastern breeze. He woke at 5 AM, for some light tijutus practice with his pops. Then breakfast after which he showered and began work with his Kikai bugs.

"Shino" the low voice of his father.

Shino turned his head slightly to observe his father from the corner of his eye.

"You have a mission with the Hokage today"

"ah" Shino sat on the step to pull on his shoes.

"Don't be late"

" hai" He stood and walked out, sliding the door closed behind him.

11:45 found him on his way to the Hokage Tower, as he made his way down the streets he was in no hurry he had left in plenty of time. He mused on the fact that his parents' house felt less like home now. Perhaps living on his own was changing him. But He thought it would always be home after all he still took his meals there.

Mother insisted after the incident as he liked to think of it. All that wood and paper who know it would go up so fast? So while his kitchen was being rebuilt (mother insisted in tile and steel for every thing) he ate at his parents place. He wondered slowly down the side streets. As he passed the home of one Haruno Sakura strange noises pulled him out of his musings. It was a muffled sort yelp followed by what Shino thought was a rather creative string of curses. The only clear words being "stupid table."

Well it had nothing to do with him. And with that Shino continued on his way, sure that the clear day would make his bugs happy and he wouldn't have to see Kiba, who was on a mission with Ino and Choji for another two days.

When Sakura made it to the Tower. Her Hair was wet, Her Skin was red, Her breathing harsh, and a Bruise the size of a soft ball (which she would take care of later mark her words) on her hip. 'Stupid Table' she thought viciously 'to the trash with you'

But it was 11:59AM 'HELL YEAH' Inner Sakura sent up a cheer.

"Haruno-San, Hokage-Sama is expecting you please go right in" The girl at he front desk smiled in a tight bored way that seemed to say go the hell away. She didn't recognize the girl but, Then It didn't really matter she wouldn't last long anyway, not at a job like this.

'Caution Flying Objects' Inner Sakura cackled.

"Hai" Sakura taped once then opened the door. The first thing she saw was that creepy bug guy what was his name? Oh that's right.

"Sakura-San" that voice was way too deep for an eighteen year old.

"Shino-San" she murmured politely with a smile. Inner Sakura twitched.

'Uhg is that a hole in his face?. Holy Crap look at that!. That bug just crawled right out of his face!. I'm gonna be sick!.' She cried as she fell over in a dead faint.

"Sakura glad you could make it," Tsunade took in her students' ragged apprentice with an arched brow. "Snooze Button?"

Sakura's head tipped forward on her chest as she squeaked out.

"Hai Tsunade-Sama"

Tsunade snorted under her breath. Sakura, worked to hard to be in a few years what it took many a life time to become, A Great Shinobi. But for all that she was still a child. Tsunade could recognize the signs of a hang over well enough.

"No matter your here now so listen up. I was contacted by a client from the country of wave. The two of you are to deliver a scroll to the Domo of Bird Country"

Tsunade shook a finger at them grinned widely "However this is sensitive information so it's just the two of you, We don't want a lot of attention drawn to this. You need to work up a cover if it becomes necessary "

"As what Tsunade-Sama? " Sakura frowned this could not be good.

Sure enough the grin exploded into a full-fledged smile. "As a married couple on their honey moon perhaps," The Homage's golden eyes held an evil laughing glint. " It would be a good cover for staying in your room, of course it's your choice."

"As you wish Tsunde-Sama," Sakura smiled back easily. 'Shit can't forget the Raid,' Inner Sakura shot a quick glance at the silent bug user. ' Two cans, maybe Three.

"…………" Shino.

Tsunde hurmped this was not what she expected, she whined to herself, 'Where were the tears?, The pleas for bug bomb's?, Damn it!!'

Well there was nothing else for it.

"Aburame Shino!, Haruno Sakura!, You will go to Bird Country and deliver this scroll, you will act in such a way to do nothing to single your selves out. Understood ?."

"Hai Tsunade-Sama"

"Hai" Sakura slide a glance at Shino. She knew He was a man of many words, How could she concentrate on the mission if the kept jabbering on like that??!!.

'This is going to be fabulous' Inner Sakura growled, 'I can tell, might as well talk to a tree. Hell you'll get the same replies'.

"Good be at the village gate at 6:00AM sharp tomorrow to begin your mission". Tsunade smirked she knew Sakura hated getting up before eight. She just loved being mean to her adorable student.

"Dismissed" Tsunade flung out her arm dramatically. Sakura sighed. Sometimes Tsunade-Sama just didn't act like the Hokage should.

'Lame much?' Inner Sakura snarled.

"……………." Shino