Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars
AN: This is directly inspired by chapter 2 of Inbox by Mathematica. Also, this is done without Mathematica's permission.
Rouge Squadron Briefing Room
Republic Hope
Luke stood in front of the briefing room telling the pilots of Rouge Squadron about their next mission. "...So we need to be in and out before the three Star Destroyers show up."
All of a sudden, Luke was interrupted by his personal comlink beeping. He looked at the others in the room who all shrugged. Shrugging himself he answered it, "Luke Skywalker."
A voice rasped out, "Skywalker, this is Emperor Palpatine, I really need to know if you like women or men."
Luke and everybody else looked at the communicator in shock. Luke quickly replied, "Ah, Palpatine, I like women, plus even if I did swing that way, there is no way I'd go with you."
Luke immediately shut off the communicator and said, "Make a mental note, get a new comlink with an unlisted number."
Wedge spoke up, "Luke, I feet really sorry for you man, having Palpatine crushing of you, whoooo!"
Luke replied, "I feel like blowing something up, to take out my frustrations on."
Everybody agreed and left. Luke made a single holonet call with his old comlink before destroying it. That message was to inform Palpatine, he had a new number and comlink.