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"Boys suck." Mai told Yasuhara as she threw herself face down on his bed.
"How did you get in here?"
"Your mom gave me a set of keys last week."
"Oh." There was a pause whilst Yasuhara closed his laptop and sat on the bed next to Mai's head. "Bad date?"
"The worst." Her voice was muffled by his sheets and Yasuhara stroked her hair.
"What happened?"
"He talked about soccer, then golf, then more soccer and tried to shove his tounge down my throat." She lifted herself up onto her elbows and looked at him. "Plus he wore cordaroy pants."
"Cordaroy? You're serious?" Yasuhara shook his head.
"Deadly. I think I saw a flash of christmas socks aswell."
"It's june."
"I know." She wailed.
"You should just get it on with Naru then all your boy friend problems will be over."
"I'm not making the first move and we both know he sure as hell won't."
"True." Yasuhara sighed lay back on his bed, allowing Mai to rest her head on his stomach. "My date last night didn't go to well either. She'd seen me earlier on in the day with you-"
"At the ice cream shop? When you licked ice cream off my nose?"
"Yeh. She thought I was already going out with you. Screamed at me then left."
"Why is it everyone thinks we're going out?"
"We do spend most of our time together. It's got to the point when Naru needs us for a case he just calls one of us and tells us to get to the office." Yasuhara pointed out, stroking her hair again.
"Your mother thinks I'm your girl friend. I over heard her talking on the phone to your Aunt. She said that 'Yasuhara's dating a lovely girl called Mai. Very pretty. I know, and we thought he might be gay! It was quite a relief! Of course, I'll get her to come to dinner next time your over!'"
"They thought I was gay?"
"You do have certain gay qualities Yasuhara." Mai giggled. "You're a good dresser, sensative, sweet. And you have no pictures of half naked woman on your walls. Plus I have never found a copy of playboy anywhere in your room, no matter how hard I look."
"Is that why you were under my bed on Wedensday?"
"Yup."
"Why were you looking for a Playboy?"
"I was bored."
"Well atleast since people think I'm dating you they won't think I'm gay anymore."
"But because people think we're dating it's impossible to get dates. Naru won't ask me out because he thinks I'm with you and you end up getting screamed at because girls think you're with me. Plus if we did ever managed to get proper boy friends and/or girl friends, they'd most likely get jelouse because of the amount of time we spend together and think something's going on."
"So what you're saying Mai, is that if we really want relationships we can't hang out like we do right now?"
"Right."
There was a long pause where both teens thought hard.
"Y'know what Mai? I'd rather hang out with you that be in a relationship."
"Yeh. Same here."
"You'd rather hang out with yourself?"
"Yeh."
"Naru's been rubbing off on someone then."
"No he's not and that's the problem. Naru's not been close to rubbing off or on me."
"Dirty girl."
"Shut up Queer."
"Low blow."
"Y'know I was joking right? I'd rather hang out with you than be in a relationship."
"Don't get all soppy on me now Mai."
"Don't worry I won't."
There was another pause.
"What now?"
"Wanna make out?"
"Yasuhara!"
"I was joking, calm down."
"It's when you say things like that, that make people think we're dating."
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