Hey. This is my first story... and fanfiction. It's kind of crazy and confusing in the beginning, but I'll explain some parts at the A/N at the end.

Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I probally a) wouldn't be writing this and/or b) wouldn't tell you.

Chapter 1 Introductions and Contemplating the Hotness of Chris's friends

Sunday, September 4, 2005 - Girl dormitories

My name is Lillian Anna Marie Katherine Elizabeth Evans, but if you ever, and I mean ever, call me that, I will hex every inch of your body until Professor Miral looks like a beauty queen in comparison. Got it?

Call me Lily, Evans, or, if you have a death wish, Lillian.

I'm almost positive that my mother was mental when she named me. I mean, I understand Lillian, but Lillian Anna Marie Katherine Elizabeth Evans? Too much of a mouthful for my liking, I'm afraid. I'm serious. If my mother darling ever wants to scream at me, not that she does often, she manages to say it all in one mouthful. However, if, for example, my dad or older brother wants to try, they'll get exhausted before Katherine, that is, if they scream loudly. Fortunately, for them, I don't get into trouble often. Well, not that much anyway. And if I do, they won't be there to scream at me. Of course, that means that the teachers do, and their ten times worse.

You see, all year long, from the first of September to the end of June, I attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Yes, you read right. I'm a witch. So that means I know some pretty painful hexes if you ever cross me. I'm known around the school for my talent in Charms, and for my fiery temper. Believe me, when they say that a red-head has a temper to match their hair, they weren't kidding.

I usually try to keep my temper, and self-control, in check, but when someone really, and I mean really, pisses me off, they fly out the window faster than you can say "Hippogriff". I suppose you're wondering why I'm writing this diary. And if you're not, then you can just skip these next lines. Or not, they explain somethings that might be valuable to know in the future.

When I came to Hogwarts, I made some friends, and now this is our sixth year. So, me being so ahem cough cough smart and talented rolls eyes came up with the idea that we should keep a diary among us, and share it. We places a third level Engorment Charm on the diary so we would never run out of pages, and we placed a Light-Weight Charm so that the book would only look like it had as many pages as we wished, for our carrying conveniences. Okay, I'm done talking, so on with the 'introductions'.

Lily- You already know my name, so I won't really bother again. I'm a sixth year, and I am a prefect along with Micheal Warran. I am responsible, I get good grades, and I am extremely naive. I mean EXTREMELY! Done with my rambling, onto the next person!

Lysone Nayke- Well, my name is Lyson, but call me Lye if you want. I'm in Gryfindor. I get good enough grades and I'm popular enough with boys. (Pease, you have every boy from fifth year and up wanting to date you, and some younger kids too!) That's basically it... I like fashion, clothes and make up, and I love to go shopping. There, happy Lily?

Natalie Erivace- My name is Natalie, but call me Nat, Nate, or Taly. I'm in Gryfindor too, but the Sorting Hat considered putting me in Ravenclaw. I'm pretty shy, and I don't like being around much people. Um, I like reading, sitting by the lake or the fireplace, and my cat, Vinne. (Lily and Lye- You forgot Remus Lupin!) I don't like him! (Rolls eyes) That's all...

Elanor and Laurie Campolion- We're twins. We transferred to Hogwarts from Beauxbaton in our fifth year. We're part veela - from our grandmother - and we like fashion,boys, clothes, boys, shopping, boys, make up, boys and boys. We're pretty popular, and Laurie likes Sirius Black. Nothing more.

Chris Kalvarac- Why the hell am I doing this again? (Because I asked nicely, and this way we won't forget each other that much when we leave Hogwarts. And Elanor and Laurie threatened to torture you with make up) Oh. Well, I hate make up, as you may've guessed, and my friends have reason to believe that:

a) I am completely from a different planet,

b) I am inhuman

c) I have no hormones, and/or

d) I am human, but for some strange reason, I am completely immune to my raging teenage hormones. (Everyone: YOU ARE!) There, happy now?

Chris, you ARE immune. I mean, you hang out with those boys

(who are absolutely some F-I-N-E pieces of eye candy, I might add)

and you haven't dated ANY of them.

You mean my FRIENDS?

Yes your (rolls eyes) friends


Come on Chris, even YOU have to admit that they are some of the HOTTEST LIVING HUMAN MALES ON THE PLANET!

Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen Jake without a shirt. Man... that made my day.

Okay. Now that you're done contemplating the hotness of my friends, can I go now?

Come on Chris. Even you have to admit that you've though at LEAST one of them was cute during sometime of your life.

Hello. Lily. THEY ARE ALL SO BURNING HOT! Some of her friends are in the same hot category of hotness as James Potter and Sirius Black!

Rolls eyes Yeah. Like that means much.

Awww Lily, you're just saying that because you think they are egoistic prats.

They are.

This isn't about Lily not thinking Sirius and James are hot. This is about Chris always being around hot guys, and not doing anything about it.

MAKE A MOVE CHRIS!

Um guys... I think she left.

Well, that's going to do us good. rolls eyes Well this was a cough cough pleasant introduction. Tomorrow, we're going to kidnap Chris and select the order and time everyone gets this diary... journal thing. Then, we can finally get to actually WRITING in it and telling each other (or this book) all about our deeply interesting lives (Which is impossible because A, I don't have a life and B, This book is and inanimate object, that can't talk, read, hear, or anything else, so we can't actually tell this thing anything and- okay. I'm stopping myself from rambling)

Ha Ha Ha. Since when has I, Lillian Anna Marie Katherine Elizabeth Evans ever had a life, let alone and interesting one. Well, see you when I see you.

Yeah I knew that sucked and that was confusing. Next chapter, I'll explain how the characters look. I can't do it right now because my time on my laptop is limited, and I want to try to update this story soon.

For the type, if it's writen in parenthesis and in different type (see the beginning, where Lye interrupts Lily) then it's an other person talking. If it's not in parenthesis, then it's not someone talking. For the fonts:

Lily is normal, Lye is italic, Natalie is underlinedLaurie is bold, italic, and underlined, Elanor is italic and underlined,and Chris is bold.

Any questions?

Please review. I don't expect any praise, and critisism is expected and fine. So are flames.