Rei stopped sweeping the sprawling steps of the temple, as she sensed that dark evil looming on the horizon. Immediately she called the girls to a meeting to discuss it.
…
Meanwhile in the shadows a dark voice uttered terrible words, in a terrible bizarre language "-4V3 J00 533M4 0U53P4D?"
The question was responded to promptly, "Oh I do not know for I am lost in this eternal consuming darkness…"
Howvere the second voice was interrupted by a third "hEy GuYz!1!1! WoTcHa TaLkIn BoUt?S ?"
"Quiet you fool!" shouted a fourth Voice, "Do you not see? You lack of commas and full stops! Oh my word!"
But it was the fifth voice, which sends, shivers down everyone's spines that voice of terror. "……………………………………….."
At this all the other voices ceased and the dark silence returned.
…
Back in the real world the scouts were discussing Rei's latest sensing. "I just don't know who It could be!" Luna wailed cattily.
"I want candy!" yelled Serena.
"We must concentrate let us study!" Ami trumpeted.
"I WANT I NOWW!" Serena continued yelling.
"ME TOOOOO!" Minako said crying.
"Mmm Candy.." Makoto drooled.
"You guys are idiots" Rei declared rolling her eyes
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Artemus caterwauled, effectively silencing the girls.
Several long expositions and pointless parts later
"OH OUR SECRET ALL POWERFUL ENEMY SHALL SOON BE REVEALED!" Sailor moon shouted pointing at the five dark shadows on the horizon. The Scouts Braced themselves In fear of what they were about to see, and then they saw it, 5 girls dressed not unlike them but with fukus of the darkest black… a black so dark it could only be out darked by its dark self. "Who are you?" Jupiter asked.
"Allow us to introduce ourselves…" One said, Ami noted that her grammar and pronunciation were perfect.
"3Y3 4541L0R L337!" one said, in her bizarre language.
"I'm Sailor Angst" Another said with an expression of deep sadness.
"i Am lYkE SaIlLLOR n00b!" Said the third, a very creepishly bubbly one.
"I am the Sailor Scout of the Grammar Nazis, however I am commonly referred to as Sailor Grammar Nazi." Said the fourth, the one with the perfect pronunciation.
"……….." said the fifth,
"Oh no!" Mercury gasped "its Sailor Dead Account!"
"that means…" Venus said "means what?"
"We are facing off against the sailor Cybers!" Mars exclaimed!
"OH NOOOOOOO!" all the scouts shouted in union. The 'Oooos' became fragmented and turned into beeping, and groggily Lizzie opened her eyes, she reached haphazardly for her alarm clock, how she hated damn early mornings. She paused as she thought about the dream she just had.. "Good God" she breathed "That's the last time I stay up late in a Sailor moon chatroom."
The end.