Author's Note: This is my first attempt at a Vampire Academy fic. Also, this should be set somewhere in the time between the end of Blood Promise and the beginning of Spirit Bound. Please read and review.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
"Why am I dressed like a pirate?"
"Because, Little Dhampir, pirates are sexy."
"Huh. Why are you tied up?"
"That's simple. I was captued by the super-sexy pirate queen (that's you, Little Dhampir, by the way) who tied me up in order to have her way with me."
"…"
"What? Would you have prefered to be a ninja or something?"
"God, Adrian. How long did it take you to come up with this whole freaking idea?"
Boom.
"What the hell was that?"
"The other pirates are here early; they weren't supposed to get here until Act Two in which the super-sexy pirate queen saves her kidnapped lover. And has her way with him again, of course."
"Of course."
"Don't give me that look, Little Dhampir. You were gone for a long time and I came up with a few scenarios while you weren't here. I have a very good imigination."
"…"
"What? I have needs..."
"..."
"Little Dhampir! Where are you going?"
"Where do you think I'm going? I'm kicking some pirate ass!"
"…and she's gone. Maybe I should have went with the ninja idea after all."