It was a fine day for Kazuya Mishima. He just graduated from college and ready to face the world of busy people by handling the Mishima Conglomerate with his brother Lee Chaolan,
"Finally!" Lee said as he bursts into excitement, Kazuya just shrugged and thinks about Heihachi, his father who's always surrounded by bodyguards wherever he goes
"He's really afraid to die" Kazuya thought and started chuckling,
"what are you chuckling for? Is it my hair again!" Lee prompted.
"Yeah, they're starting to look like...Father's" Kazuya lied in a somehow irritating way for Lee.
"Why you no good…" Before Lee could finish the sentence with absolutely no good words in it,
A man named Paul Phoenix came up to them,
" Yo, Mishima, There you are, I'm not finished with you" Paul said looking at Kazuya then to Lee,
" Whoa man, what happened to your hair…It's white" Paul asked
"my hair is silver!" Lee said angrily, "I didn't notice, Hey, there are no such people with silver hair"
Paul said and started laughing,
Lee stood there annoyed, Out of the blue, a girl came by heading to Lee,
" Hey, Congratulations" the girl said.
" Thank you, honey" said Lee, He was about to kiss the girl but she moved away,
" I wanted to tell you something" she said,
"You know, you could always tell me everything" Lee said,
"About me dumping you" the girl said carelessly without wondering how Lee feels,
"Why?" Lee asked.
Kazuya and Paul started laughing hysterically at Lee.
Lee growled and looked at them
"It's not funny!" Lee said as he gave out a tongue,
"I got five reasons,
Number one, it's about those lame act,
Number two the tongue thing,
Number three the hair
Number four your brother looks hotter than you and
Number five I cant stand you cheating on me" the girl finally said,
Lee got surprised
"Hey, for your information I don't act lame, I act with originality, I use that tongue when I'm mad at Kazuya. My hair is silver, Kazuya is hotter than me? Why does it always have to be him! And I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU!" Lee said then started gasping,
Kazuya and Paul stared at Lee straight faced,
"you talk to much, don't forget to breathe" Paul said.
"Okay, I'm lying, I'M cheating on you" The girl said with an evil look on her face,
"You monster…" Lee said almost crying.
"Oh and by the way, I only used you to buy me a car" said the girl as she walked away. Lee was so sad
"FIONA!" Lee called to her and started crying,
Heihachi went to them and hit him in the head
"I hate cry babies" Heihachi said, It came out that it was only a videotape, It started to rewind back where Lee gets hit in the head, It was rewind several times all over again.
"Could you give it a rest Yoshimitsu" Lee pleaded as Yoshimitsu started rewinding the tape again, Kazuya laughed teasingly
"So how's FIONA? By the way, did that head hurt?" Kazuya asked the irritated Lee,
"Stop it Kazuya!" Lee said
"Man, you look busted, there's a party out there at Marshall Law's. You can't just go there looking like that" Paul said making fun of Lee especially the hair,
"I TOLD YOU MY HAIR IS SILVER!" Lee shouted angrily. Yoshimitsu rewind the tape again,
"Get out Yoshi!" Lee said. Yoshimitsu walked out while teasing Lee
"Cry baby" Yoshimitsu said as he went out,
"Yeah right" Lee talked back,
"FIONA" Yoshimitsu called out again. Lee stood and started to cry
"what did I do to her! I gave her everything!" Lee said,
"Relax Lee, everyone knows I'm better than you" Kazuya said,
"No, NOBODY RELAXES! And I'm better than you!" Lee said,
"Whatever" Kazuya said while muttering the word "psycho gay" inside him.
"You Got Mail Mishima-sama" the computer called out, Kazuya went to the computer to read the mail.
"You're still writing to that Jun Kazama guy?" Paul asked,
"Yeah, I can't ignore this guy" Kazuya said as he typed a message,
'I'm doing okay, thanks. Anyway, we just graduated from College' Kazuya typed,
"You know, some people in the net can be crazy sometimes, In case you didn't know, One day, he'll ask you to arrange a meeting but all he want is to have sex with you and then he'll make an origami out of your genitals, So If I were you, I would tell Jun to stop writing" Lee said.
Kazuya looked at him expressionless,
"you mean someone made an origami out of your genitals?" Kazuya asked,
"No! My friend told me that when I was looking for someone to talk to" Lee said.
"Impossible, Jun is a nice guy, He'll never do such things" Kazuya said.
"Right…" Lee replied.
"Hey let's get going" Paul said as the three of them went on.
In Marshall's house, everyone was freakin' out, the others are drunk, some are talking, some are in the spa and some are just freaks looking for someone to be freaky with.
Lee was exploring around until he saw Anna wearing her usual red clothes, He quickly went to her and started flirting
"So, Do you come here often?" Lee started.
Kazuya was exploring his vision around
"This party is nonsense" He said as he watched Marshall dancing,
"Was that a stance or a dance?" He thought, A minute later, Lee was thrown off beside Kazuya and Paul
"I guess that means a no" Lee said
"Go hump a post, Chaolan!" Anna yelled. Nina came along and started a catfight with Anna.
Anna and Nina started fighting in the corner,
"Hey, Anna, Nina how's it going" Paul said calling to them.
"Not too good, Anna here stole my perfume!" Nina said angrily,
"I did not!" Anna said. "They're the worst sisters ever" Paul said grinning
"So what are you planning this vacation?" Paul asked "A trip to Paris would be lovely" Anna said as Nina shrugged
"Cool!" Paul said
" Paris is a nice choice, I was planning to have a European babe for my own, It would make Fiona and the girls of our class look like walruses, And I, Will give that babe a romantic dinner by moonlight" Lee said full of confidence.
"Stuck on a boat with a weird, silver-haired man like you? You're starting to sound like a man" Paul said as he chuckled.
"I'm a man!" Lee yelled.
"Kind of man…a little man, Remember, you just got dumped" Kazuya added.
Lee ignored them and drank his beer.
"I bought a guidebook in case you need it" Lee said as he handed the guidebook to Anna and Nina.
"Out of nowhere, you suddenly showed us a guidebook" Kazuya said.
"Where's he hiding it?" Paul wondered.
"The Arc de Triumph? Sounds good" Anna said as she turned the pages of the guidebook. A guy wearing a black shirt went up the stage,
"Attention ya'll, I'm dedicating this song to someone special, Fiona" The guy said as Fiona went up the stage to join him,
"Fiona?" wondered the surprised Lee. As the song goes:
"Chaolan doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday, she tells him she's in church but she doesn't go still she's on her knees and Chaolan Doesn't know, Chaolan doesn't know, So don't tell Chaolan, Chaolan doesn't know"
Lee was rally provoked and started to get very drunk.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You people! I need a woman! You hear me? I just got dumped!" Lee yelled.
"COME ON! Let's leave him!" Kazuya said as he started to walk away
"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Paul said pointing to Lee.
"Did you know that my brother Kazuya has been…" before Lee could finish his sentence, he was hit in the head by a very mad Kazuya.
"I think we should drag this FREAK home!" Kazuya said as he and Paul dragged Lee out of the party.
Kazuya and Paul have to carry him home which gave them a hard time.
"I'll see you guys tomorrow" Paul said leaving, "Okay" Kazuya said as he closed the door,
"You Got Mail Mishima-sama" the computer indicated another mail.
"Oh, It's only Jun" Kazuya said as he opened his message that says
"Hey, I'm glad you're doing fine Kazuya, I always pray you will. Congratulations anyway, I really do wish I was there in your graduation. You know, I'm just wondering, We've been talking for the whole 5 months and still we haven't got a chance to see each other, Maybe we could arrange a meeting or something, I really want to know you better in personal, what do you say?"
"What the #&$! Lee was right, this guy wants to have sex with me" Kazuya said irritated, Kazuya typed:
"Listen Jun, I don't want to arrange any meetings, you perverted fag! And keep your hands off my genitals since you might turn it into an origami without me knowing. You're sick and corrupted! I never should've talked to you and if I did saw you, I'm going to kick your sorry ass. Go find some other guys to #&# with, Goodbye"
"That took care of everything" Kazuya said as he went to bed.
Morning came and Kazuya felt his head ache a bit,
"Next time Lee gets drunk, I'll leave him" He said as he laughed evilly.
"And I'm not attending that party again" he added. He turned on the television to see what's up in the news, A cop named Lei Wulong was interviewed by a reporter,
"It was a piece of cake" He said, Kazuya was surprised to see Lei
"That guy is freakin' familiar" He said and immediately opened his drawer to see the picture Jun sent him, Jun was not the guy but it's none other than Lei Wulong
"what the!" Kazuya felt like everything had been lost in front of him
"NO!" Kazuya yelled not realizing that everyone's still asleep.
In Jun's room, she's reading Kazuya's reply message,
"I don't believe you would tell things like that to your own friend, if you don't want me to write again then fine!" Jun said as she blocked her email and cried.
Back to the Mishima Mansion, Kazuya was on his knees in his room holding the picture, Lee entered with a teddy bear,
" Well somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed" teased Lee,
" Shut up, you thought I didn't see you coming with that sassy teddy bear in your hand, you drunk fag!" Kazuya said not looking at surprised Lee,
Lee threw the teddy bear right before Heihachi came in,
"Hey! Look before you throw!" Heihachi glared at laughing Lee,
"Kazuya, It's 7 in the morning! What are you yelling for?" Heihachi blurted. Kazuya looked at them with a very pissed off face.
Lee realized Kazuya's problem and was planning for revenge,
"Oh, Jun wants to arrange meetings with you?" Lee said in an irritating kind of way,
"I can't relate of whatever you two are talking about! I'm sleeping…..AGAIN!" Heihachi left without hearing Kazuya mumbled the words 'Sleep until you die'.
Lee on the other hand had been laughing like a hyena
"Give it a rest, Lee!" Kazuya said angrily
" You faggots are always happy every time a guy loses someone he could have had" Kazuya said as he stood and checked his email,
"Darn, she blocked her email" Kazuya said, Lee stood there and remembered the way he looked through Kazuya, the day he's dumped by Fiona.
"I win this time" Lee thought but his thoughts got mixed up,
"SHE? Oh, I get it. There's nothing to be ashamed of. After all, you look masculine enough. They won't even notice you're gay" Lee mockingly said holding back his laughter as he heard Kazuya mumbling about a blocked email address.
"Well, If only I never believed your stupid story of faggot-perverted guys in the net I wouldn't have done this to Jun!" Kazuya said,
"I understand you dear brother, Sometimes you just need to open up your other side" Lee said teasingly,
"You're not getting my point, Jun's a girl!" Kazuya yelled at straight faced Lee.
Lee ignored his brother and opened his drawer
"Where are you hiding it?" Lee said out of nowhere
"What?" Kazuya asked confused,
"You know….the ones with the sexy chicks" Lee asked,
"Did you just go here to find that magazine? Are you planning something stupid? Good…it's in the drawer!" Kazuya said as he looked at the photo sadly, He didn't notice that Lee is behind him,
"Wow, Who's the hot chick in a white dress together with that freaky Lei Wulong? You know I could really use a woman right now" Lee said as he looked at the photo. Kazuya glared at him
"Just go look for your freakin' magazine!" Kazuya erupted.
"What did I do now?" Lee said in a girly voice in which Kazuya thinks.
"That woman IS Jun!" said the raged Kazuya,
"No kidding" Lee said in a satisfied tune of voice
"She's so hot… You know…I could…" before Lee could finish his sentence he was distracted by Kazuya's death glare
"Hey, chill out, It's not that you can't go where she is" Lee said that somehow gave Kazuya an idea,
"maybe you're right" Kazuya said in a grin,
"All I remember that she's staying in Berlin for 2 more months before she goes back to Japan. That's it, I'll go to Berlin" Kazuya said.
"You know, you could just wait for Jun to be back here in Japan rather than going in there" Lee said.
"Shut up Faggot!" Kazuya added. Paul suddenly entered the room
"Do I hear a trip to Europe here?" Paul asked,
"He's going to Berlin to see Jun Kazama" Lee said which made Paul surprised,
"You're meeting your guy friend? That's cool" Paul said,
"Paul, GIRL friend" said Lee indicating that Jun's a girl,
"What! No kidding" Paul said.
"See for your self" Lee said as he showed Paul the Photo.
"Man she's definitely the one worth chasing for. So when's the trip?" Paul asked,
"Today" Kazuya said as he grabbed his backpack and filled it with his stuff,
"Hey! We'll help you find Jun" Paul said,
"Me too, but, I'll look for European chicks as well" Lee added, Kazuya glared at them and went outside the room
"Just don't mess this day! Don't keep me waiting!" He said afterwards as Lee and Paul ran to pack their things.
As Kazuya was left alone he plotted something evil for his father
"Before anything else… father must worry…so in case we're lost…He'll look in every place just to find us… but what are the things that makes him worry? Oh…I know…." Kazuya said as he gave an evil grin,
He silently went to Heihachi's room. As he entered the room, He saw Heihachi hugging a pillow, his face comfortable, more like he's having sweet dreams.
"Gross, He really does think he's in a middle of a rut right now" Kazuya said as he sneaks beside Heihachi.
He opened Heihachi's closet and grabbed Heihachi's thong-thingy.
"He-he, let's see how desperate you are to see your thong go bye-bye" Kazuya thought
Before he could leave, Heihachi sat in his bed and look sleepily at Kazuya
"Do you love me?" he asked out of nowhere asked.
"Uh…?" Before Kazuya could answer, Heihachi shrugged as he went back to sleep. Kazuya was startled, trying hard not to laugh.
"Weird" he added as he silently walked but before he could leave, he set Heihachi's alarm clock 5 hours late.
"Now that's even better than taking revenge by killing him, but, I'm still going to kill him" Kazuya thought with a grimace.
As he went outside, he saw Lee and Paul waiting for him
"Don't keep ME waiting huh?" Lee said remembering the words Kazuya blurted out a while ago.
"Come on!" He said as they went to the hangar, the three of them rushed to catch a flight to the Mishima Private plane but the pilot's ill so they decided to use an international airplane instead,
"Do you have a flight to Berlin?" Kazuya asked,
"No, but I could take you to London" the man said. "We'll take it" Lee said,
"London!" Kazuya asked,
"Calm down, you could commute to Berlin from there" Lee said.
"Fine, if we get lost in London, I'll have you dead!" Kazuya said as he, Paul and Lee went on.
As the plane took off, Kazuya stared outside with a frown. Lee is listening with his headset while Paul watched the kid with disgust as the kid started vomiting,
"Jun" Kazuya mumbled as he looked at the photo while caressing it, He was having a sad moment of his time until Lee started singing so loud that it distracted him
" I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON, I'VE NEVER MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU, BUT I CONTINUED LEARNING" Lee sang in a somehow, out-of-tune voice that made Kazuya really irritated
"Come on! Sing with me" Lee said as he continued. Kazuya was so mad that he called a stewardess.
The stewardess walked to them with a smile
"Can I help you, sir" the stewardess said.
"Yeah, can you shut him up or does this plane have some place quieter?" Kazuya said, the stewardess looked at him and gave a naughty smile
"I'm heading to the restroom, It's quiet there, want to join me?" she asked as Kazuya gave a startled look and then turned into a glare,
" I'd rather stay here but maybe he's interested" Kazuya said pointing to Lee who's humming since he didn't know the lyrics.
Lee removed his headset as he saw the stewardess. "WHOA!" He yelled with surprised,
"The name's Lee Chaolan, What's yours honey?" Lee said, the stewardess smiled and winked at him as she went to the restroom, Lee followed afterwards.
"Finally, peace and quiet" He said, his voice in a satisfied tune.
"What could Jun be doing right now? Will she forgive me?" Kazuya thought, his mind started to wonder until he got drowsed.
The scene changed and He's already in Berlin and he saw Jun with Lei Wulong,
"JUN!" he called out, Jun looked at him with an uncomfortable smile
" Do I know you?" she asked, her voice was so angelic that made Kazuya like her more than he already did.
"It's me, Kazuya Mishima. I'm really sorry about those words" he said. Jun was surprised
"It's alright" Jun said as she walked closer to Kazuya,
"Hold it, She's mine, get lost!" Lei interrupted.
"Do you know who I am?" Kazuya said angrily,
"Yeah, you're Vegeta's biggest fan" Lei said Kazuya was so mad that he punched Lei with his thunder screw uppercut.
Jun looked at him and the flying-in-mid-air Lei. She smiled and went to him.
Kazuya was about to say something but just then, out of nowhere, Jun placed her hands on his cheek
"Kazuya…" she said but suddenly Jun yelled
"I'M NOT A PLUMBER!" with her voice somehow, changed into Lee's. Kazuya woke up panting and looked beside him to see Lee with an angry face.
He sighed as he realized that he's only dreaming "Good" Kazuya mumbled to himself.
"WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT? YOU DISTURBED MY PLEASANT DREAMS!" Kazuya yelled "THAT SICK STEWARDESS!" Lee said angrily
"Why? She refused to make out with you" Kazuya said "Kind of, She calls people pretending she wanted to make out but all she wants is someone who can help her unclog the sink!" Lee said very irritated, Kazuya burst out laughing,
"What's so funny?" Lee said as he sat down
"Plumber faggots are one of the laziest plumbers" Kazuya said as he continued to laugh.
"Yeah right, Don Lino" Lee said as he watched the T.V. that plays Shark Tale.
A few more hours and they arrived to London. In London, their eyes gazed everywhere.
"THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL" Paul said as he walked with Kazuya and Lee.
"I don't care, All I care about is seeing Jun" Kazuya commented, the two got startled and gave him a straight face.
"So, what are we going to do here now? This is NOT Berlin" Kazuya said.
"We could drink, flirt and have fun until we reach Berlin" Lee said,
"Your thoughts stink" Kazuya prompted,
"well, we better do something, this is a once in a lifetime trip" Paul said "Like what?" Lee said.
"There's no drinking age" Paul said with a grin. Kazuya ignored them while looking for a way to get to Berlin.
They went to the nearest bar and took some drinks as Kazuya stood outside. Suddenly his phone rang. it was Heihachi,
"What do you want, father?" Kazuya asked,
"Have you seen my thong-thingy?" Heihachi asked, a bit desperate. Kazuya can't help but laugh,
"Why are you asking me, Old fart?" Kazuya said.
"I have a feeling you have something to do with this…do you?" Heihachi said
"Why me? You're the only one who's wearing that disgusting thong" Kazuya said seriously.
"For your information that thong would show me victory in the 4th Tournament, that's according to my fortune teller…." Heihachi showed defense.
'This old man really DOES deserve to die….' Kazuya thought while listening to nagging Heihachi.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah…blah-blah-blah' Kazuya interrupted with his thoughts 'When will this fart bomb shut up!' Kazuya thought with an irritating look.
'I've vowed to take my revenge sooner' he added.
"Are you done now?" Kazuya asked. "NO, and do you have any idea how much that thong costs?" Heihachi added
"uh… Father…You're 5 hours late from work" Kazuya prompted. "What do you mean?" Heihachi said.
"It's already 10 am and you're still in your pajamas nagging" Kazuya can't help but tell the wicked truth.
"ARGH! DARN IT!" Heihachi yelled.
"Whatever…" Kazuya said as he hung up the phone.
"That would keep him busy…now to find a way to get to Berlin…" Kazuya said to himself. Kazuya was about to leave when he heard singing inside the bar Paul and Lee went in.
'Not another drunk idiots…' he thought. Before he could enter, he was hit in the head with a bottle and was knocked out unconscious.
Somewhere in Berlin
"That Kazuya guy told things like that?" Lei said as he checked Jun's email
"I know… But he was the one…I wish to see him but he doesn't want to…" Jun said calmly
"maybe you should go look for someone else much better than that freak" Lei said
"You're a dream-come-true Lei" Jun said as she hugged Lei. Kazuya woke up "…It was just a dream…good…" He said
"Where am I?" he added "Oi!" a voice called out.
"We brought you here so you wouldn't miss the trip" the voice said. It was a man wearing jerseys, kind of like a sports hooligan.
"What trip?" Kazuya wondered "We're going to see the garlic-tossing freaks in Paris, are we boys?" The man said. Everyone cheered.
"Why did you knock me out?" Kazuya asked "You might refuse to come with us lad" Lee said.
"That's what I hate about you… You didn't ask me!" Kazuya yelled
"I know you'll refuse even before I ask you" Lee said
"You see, this is my brother, he's so in LOVE with his pen pal" Lee told the guy beside him.
"You dumb whoop ass! Jun is in Berlin! We're heading to Paris!" Kazuya panicked
"RELAX….we could go to Berlin from there…much easier" Lee said
"Nina and Anna are in Paris right? We could give them a call" Kazuya said as he grabbed his phone.
"Hey, Nina, I need you to meet us here in Paris since these two freaks led me in here in the first place!" Kazuya said as he talked to Nina.
"You will? Thanks" Kazuya said as he hung the phone.
"Good, we're safe from your own tricks" Kazuya said as the two chuckled. As they arrived, the hooligans left to kick some butt.
They were walking around Paris until they saw Anna and Nina. "Anna! Nina!" Paul called out.
"What brings you here anyway?" Anna asked.
"To tell you guys, Kazuya is desperate to be with his pen pal" Paul said.
"We just came from England because Lee here led us to this crap" Kazuya complained.
"At least we get to see England too as well" Lee said.
"Wow, I can't believe you came all around Europe just to see your pen pal" Anna commented
"That's some tight friendship you got, Mishima" Nina said.
"Actually, he thought Jun is a guy so he followed my advice and ruined everything" Lee interrupted.
"You ought to keep your mouth shut before I send my fist to your face" Kazuya said angrily.
"You came here for a girl? How sweet" Anna said, she was touched with the situation.
"So, who's this pen pal of yours?" Anna asked. "Jun Kazama, he-he" Lee said.
"Why do have to add the word "he-he" in your freaky sentence?" Kazuya said. Lee looked at him surprised
"A dumped faggot really does have many surprises" Kazuya commented.
"Shut up!" Lee replied.