Quite OOC
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Types
"Ne, Ulquiorra-san, what's your type?" Ulquiorra looked to the redhead prisoner.
"My type?" he inquired. The girl nodded. He replied, "AB." Orihime shook her head.
"I meant your preferences in girls," she said, waving her arms around her, trying to make sense of what she said. Ulquiorra blanched. The woman looked like an idiot, waving her arms like that.
"I have no preference," he said in answer to her statement. Again, she shook her head, and it caused Ulquiorra to wonder if he was so easy to disagree with. In Orihime's and Grimmjow's case, it was extremely easy. Ulquiorra just shook it off.
"Ne, everybody has a preference," said Orihime. Then, with a sudden gasp, she said, "Unless you don't prefer girls," while waving her arms towards him. Ulquiorra blinked and sighed at the sight of the woman shaking her arms like an octopus.
"I am not a narcissist, if that is what you are trying to say, woman." Once again, Orihime shook her head no.
"I meant if you prefer men," she said. Ulquiorra vomited a bit, but quickly swallowed up the vomit before it oozed out of his hollow hole.
"I am not homosexual, woman," he said, "but I do not categorize any female characteristics when choosing a partner." Ulquiorra was slightly irked that the woman thought he was gay. Ulquiorra already had enough teasing from Grimmjow and Nnoitra anyways.
Orihime was relieved. She smiled really big and walked up to her pale warden. She then said in an extremely loud voice, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY TYPE?" Ulquiorra was never more thankful for doors and walls. The woman, was loud compared to her timid appearance.
"What is your type?"
"I like average height, handsome, smart, calm, and cool guys."
"There is no one like that here. Most are brash, rude, and annoying," said Ulquiorra, with a picture of his fellow arrancar in his head. Orihime shook her head no, once more.
"Are you suuuurrreee?" she asked.
"Yes." Ulquiorra stiffened upon realizing the woman hugged him.
"You're here, aren't you?" Orihime asked. Ulquiorra looked down and placed a small kiss on her cheek. It was then that Ulquiorra found his preference. Orihime was his preference. Anyone could have orange hair and grey eyes, but they would never compare to hers.
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