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Eat ' Em While You Can
As Angel and Spike walked through the airport, they saw Dawn. "How are you doing Dawn?" Angel asked calmly. Dawn looked at him with a frown. "I'm doing fine, but Buffy is crazy. She is eating vampires, not going to work, and doesn't care if I go to school or not!" Dawn screamed at the two.
"Well, no need to get your knickers in a bunch, Bit." Spike said. "That's why we came to help you and Buffy out." They walked to Dawn's Beetle. "Nice car, Dawn. How get the money for this?" Angel said to Dawn. "Enough with the chit chat, now. Remember Buffy is going around eating vampires." said Spike thinking about his baby, Buffy.
Spike, Angel, and Dawn drove down the street heading for Buffy's Florida home. Spike kept changing the radio station, searching for something good to listen to. Nobody talked during the drive, not even a "How are things on your end?" The only noise was the radio.
"Well, this is my home. What do you all think of it?" Dawn said with a sad look on her face. "It ain't no mansion, for one thing." Angel said meanly. "But it'll do." "While you don't have to be so mean, jackass!" Dawn yelled at Angel.
"So beside eating vampires, not going to work, and not caring if you go to school, what else is she doing weird?" Spike asked Dawn, when he sensed Buffy was near. "While she attack Girl Scouts, then take all their cookies! She chased cars with the dogs! And she throws dodo at the mailmen!" Dawn said.
As they walked in the living room, Buffy came downstairs and said in a demonic voice, "Where did you go, stupid, little bitch?"
"Um…look who's here! It's Spike and Angel!" Dawn exclaimed, hoping to change the subject.
"Yeah, Buffy. The Big Bad is here. Don't you want to give me a kiss?" Spike asked, poking his lips out. Instead of kissing him, Buffy punched him in his mouth. "Ow!" Spike cried, putting his hand over his bleeding lips.
"Who told you to bring this bastards into MY home, Dawn?" Before Dawn could answer, Buffy held her hand up. "Wait, don't answer. I am mighty hungry." Buffy said, licking her lips.
Angel the Sissy hid behind Spike. "Don't even think about it, Love. We're here to help you, not to be your evening snack." " Evening snack sounds mighty good about now." Buffy said smiling.
Then Buffy suddenly smacked the sissy. "Ahh…" Screamed Angel. Buffy had eaten Angel whole. She didn't break him up. She didn't chew him. Just ate him whole.
"Bloody 'ell you ate Angel! Good job, love" Spike proclaimed.
Next I'll make it longer, but until then, please review.