The Eds go to the Desert

It was really hot at the cul-de-sac. The Eds were doing a scam for hot dogs. But everyone who came up to the stand just said that they'd rather have a cold dog.

"Eddy," said Double D to a frustrated Eddy. "Your scam is failing because it's scorching hot outside! Why can't you scam lemonade? Oh, by the way, should this really be considered a scam? This isn't a trick or anything."

"Oh, you'd think," said Eddy, giggling as Ed joined. Double D was wide eyed.

"Oh no," said Double D. "DON'T even tell me. How bizzare!" Double D proceeded to vomit on the ground while Ed had a light bulb hovering over his head.

"Hey guys," said Ed. "Why don't we go to the desert?"

"You idiot!" said Eddy. "It's already Death Valley out here! What would make you want to go to the desert?"

"For an adventure!" said Ed.

"Well, I'm in," said Double D. "Just as long as it gets me away from that nasty hot dog stand!"

"Which is really-" said Ed, as a loud bus ran by after Ed said the word really. "Now let's go! I like butter toast!"

"Who cares about butter toast," said Eddy. "Pack your stuff, I'll meet you guys at the desert." So the Eds packed their things, which wasn't a lot. In fact, each Ed brought only one thing. And the Eds met each other in two hours.

"Hey guys," said Eddy. "I brought a watermelon, to quench our thirst. And for if we get hungry."

"Well," said Double D. "I brought an umbrella to shade us from the sun."

"Let's see what Mr. Gravy brought for us," said Eddy. Eddy and Double D turned around and found Ed with a car door.

"Guess what guys?" said Ed. "Mine will work better. All we have to do is roll down the window on this car door, too cool off! I should be the next Albert Einstein, eh guys?" All Eddy and Double D could do was stare at Ed. For five minutes. No, ten minutes. Maybe 100 hours!

"Dear Ed," said Double D. "That would only cool us off if we were moving at a speed of 20 MPH or more."

"OH MY GOD!" exclaimed Eddy. "SANDSTORM!" A sandstorm was coming and the Eds were doomed. They screamed as it nlew them all the way back to Peach Creek.

"We're never..." said Double D. "Going...back...to the desert." All three Eds were unconsious and were taken to the hospital.

THE ED...I MEAN END