Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Sadly.
It had been two years.
Two fucking years since the bastard came back. He's still the same emotionless prick, even though he already killed Itachi.
"What did I do now, Naruto?"
"Nothing, nothing at all." 'Well, you're obviously not getting any tonight. Bastard. Have you no tact?'
"Naruto." Sasuke said this very seriously.
Naruto looked hopeful. "Yes?"
"You are so the girl in this relationship. Sometimes I swear you have a period."
It would be an understatement to say Naruto was pissed. He just got up from the couch and left, slamming the door in process.
Sasuke smirked.
Meanwhile, in Naruto's house he was having a very serious conversation with the mirror in his bathroom.
"How can I be the girl? I'm not the one that looks like a freaking girl, he is! This is so frustrating!" In this small rant Sasuke had entered the house and was currently standing in the bathroom's doorway.
"Naruto."
The expression in Naruto's face was priceless, he even screamed like a girl. To top it all of Sasuke said something very untactifully.
"Let's have a slumber party."
The next morning Naruto was waiting for Sasuke to wake up. Another reason why he now was the girl in the relationship. Everytime they had "slumber parties" he would be the last one to fall asleep and the first one to wake up.
'Right now isn't the time to be thinking about that. You have something very important to tell Sasuke.'
"Naruto? Since when are you awake?"
"Only a couple of minutes." 'Liar' "I have something to talk to you about Sasuke.
"What?" When Naruto got serious, Sasuke knew to pay attention.
"I was wondering about when we would tell Kakashi and Sakura-chan about us. Yesterday when we left the ramen stand together, Sakura-chan looked at us suspiciously."
Sasuke shrugged. Sure he had gotten closer to Sakura after he got back but it was obvious she was still in love with him. It was very annoying. Every time he encountered her, he mentally told her to move on.
"Hn. Whenever."
"Really? That easily? I know Kakashi's gonna be excited because it's like one of those perverted books of his, but Sakura-chan's gonna be heart-broken."
"Who cares, it's time she moved on. Even all my other fan girls moved on because they get the fact that I'm never going to be interested. I don't know why Sakura doesn't."
"Because… You know what? Me neither."
"Hn."
"Anyway, how about we invite them to get ramen tonight and tell them there."
"Hn."
"I'll take that as a yes."
That same night Sakura was taken to the hospital because she fainted and Kakashi because of a massive nose-bleed. Luckily, they both survived.
"Well, life is weird like that." Sasuke snorted at that.
"Dobe."
Fin
Hope you liked it! It's the first time I write a SasuNaru. Please review!