Title: Hi, My Name is Slim
Disclaimer: I don't own.....the tune and I don't own Slim.
I got really pissed off after having to hear the 'populars' go aruond and sing 'Hi, my name is Joe'. So I made this up. Hope you like it. And if you don't too bad.

To the tune of 'Hi..my name is Joe'.
Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur right hand.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur left hand.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur right foot.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur left foot.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur mouth.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur right nostril'.

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur left nostril'.

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur right elbow."

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'no.'
'Then sign these CD's with ur left elbow.'

Hi, my name is Slim
an' I work with the music industry
one day Dr.Dre came u to me an' said:
' Slim, are ya busy?'
I said 'yes'.
' Oh. Is that so?'
.........................

Epilouge

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