I think i was having another one of my sugar rushes but this time its about something other than dressing lie a nerd.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hunger Games.

Summary: Beetee invents a time machine as he takes some people back in time to see their past selfs, the life they lived before. Things get out of hand as they expected to unexpected, Johanna the first woman actress and Haymitch a man who banned alcohol? A true crack story.

Part One: Into the Past

Chapter One: Welcome to the middle ages.

Beetee smiled as he waited for the moment of truth "I would like to welcome you al–"his voice was cut off by a stern yell, Johanna had groaned and cut him off.

"Oh hurry up so we can get it over with" What she really meant was: Why are we all here when we could be drinking or sleeping the day away, the scowl on her face certainly matched it. A flow of heads among the small gathering nodded as they all wondered the same thing.

Katniss smiled and waited with patiently for Beetee to explain why he had called them all here "The reason I have gathered you all here is because while I was scanning some old Panem history books" he trailed off as Johanna and Haymitch groaned loudly, Beetee ignored them as he picked up where he stopped "I found out that some of us are actually reincarnation of some past heroes" a smiled was on his face, some heads perked up as they heard the last sentence.

Johanna cocked her head and asked "Your point is?" she spoke flatly as she took a sip of some wine.

"Don't you want to know who you were in you last life?" Beetee smiled as he showed them his latest invention "A time machine, this allows us to learn about who we were before you were reborn to who you are today" Peeta turned to look at his wife, her eyes anxious to go back to the days when her father and Prim were still alive. Katniss didn't care about looking at her past life she only wanted to see the people she loved once again, Peeta turned to look around the room.

It was as if a shadow of memories had been cast over their heads, Johanna was silent and probably remembering her family and Blight, her district partner before he died in the Quarter Quell. Haymitch was slowly sipping his wine; he lost everything, his family and his girlfriend, Maysilee. Annie was clutching onto her 4 year old son, Finn as she shivered remembering the past and war that took away her husband's life. Even Beetee just stood remembering Wiress, the only person who understood him and he understood her back, Gale stood there silence around him as he remembered his father.

"What are we waiting for then?" Johanna perked up as she stood up and polished the last of her wine "Let's go but you have to promise one thing" her finger practically poked Beetee's nose.

Beetee backed up a bit only to have the finger stalk along and follow "What would that be?" he asked.

Johanna stated her request "We can use it anytime we want".

"Of course" Beetee smiled as he turned on the machine "Too the past, to when Panem was in the middle ages with knights and band– "Johanna cut him off as she pushed Beetee through the metal framed machine with a strange swirling pattern.

Annie turned to her son "Be a good boy" she left Finn in the hands of Mrs. Everdeen before walking through the portal herself.

-HG-

The smell of pigs and filthy villagers scented the place as the group of people landed behind the bushes.

"Jeez it reeks here" Johanna yelled as she stood up straight "Don't they ever take a bath?" she protested as Beetee joined her and looked around.

Katniss helped Peeta up as Annie stood by Beetee and pointed to a familiar looking man "That guy looks like Haymitch" at the sound of his name, the drunk mentor perked right up "He seems… not drunk" the dark haired girl noted as Johanna began guffawing on the ground.

"Haymitch a non-alcoholic" Johanna clutched her stomach and curls into a ball before yelping "What kind of job does he do then?" she wiped a tear as Haymitch scowled.

Beetee scanned through his books before stopping "Henry Albert was a pure man, according to this" Beetee's thin finger followed the line "He was the first to sign a petition that stated that alcohol is banned" Haymitch passed out as Johanna tumbled over once more and resumed laughing her head off "He had never once drank and he was always raging on and on about how alcohol can kill you" Haymitch stood up furious as he stomped over to Henry, himself from his past life.

"You, alcohol is good" Henry wore a simple church robe as he was cleanly shaved and young, his eyes turned to look disgusted at the bottle Haymitch was poking into his face "Drink some" Haymitch opened him the bottle but Henry simply flung the bottle away.

Henry looked up to the sun and sang in a singing tone "Nobody should drink" It was as if the sun had put a spotlight on Henry and people gathered and cheered, Haymitch looked outraged and stomped back to the group.

"That is not me" he protests as Beetee had written his name next to Henry's portrait "Where's Johanna?" He smirks as Johanna scowls.

At that very moment a woman with flowing hair came out chasing after a knight.

"Please don't leave me Fredrick" the woman was Johanna, Haymitch fell over and laughed as Johanna passed out "Please, don't leave me" Johanna's double began crying as she clung onto the arm of a bronzed hair knight, Annie swallowed hard as the Knight known as Fredrick turned. His face resembled only one person they all knew, that knight was Finnick Odair's past life.

Beetee turned to the next page "Johanna was Jules Mallory" he continued reading as Annie sank onto the ground, Katniss held her as she slowly placed her down. The shock of seeing Finnick was painful. "Jules was the first woman to act and be a performer" Haymitch guffawed.

"More please" Haymitch begged for entertainment.

Beetee turned the page "It seems Fredrick Oliver was a Knight to Prince Peter" he turned the page to reveal a portrait of Prince Peter, a dashing blonde male with blue eyes, Peeta "And he was forced to marry Knight Kelsey Eli" Katniss's face appeared in to next page, Annie bit her lip as she sobbed silently but Beetee continued speaking "However the marriage was broken as affairs took place when they were traveling to another land".

"What are we waiting for then" Haymitch got up as Johanna stood up "Let's go see the people who caused these affairs" Beetee nodded as he brought out a button that he had first used to function the machine as they all disappeared to another part of Panem.

-HG-

Johanna didn't say a word as they landed, she only hoped Annie forgave her "Sorry" she whispered as the dark haired girl nodded not meeting her gaze at all.

"Welcome to the land belonging to the Utopia family" Beete announced aloud.

Well that's part one, i hope you don't mind but this story isn't going to be long. REVIEW PLEASE!