The Fight
My tiger Hobbes, is really quite weird
of pouncing he loves, of monsters he's afeard,
when someone comes to near they're out of their mind.
With a loud tone of voice, this is what I cry:"
Keep away! Keep away! This tiger is mine!
Take one breath out of turn and he'll whip you're behind!"
He tries and he tries to kill me all the time,
Of this he achieves, and this gives me hives!
Will he eat me? Will he kill me? Some day I will know.
I hope that this will not be the way life chooses to go.
I don't need to die! I don't need to go to heaven!
For lord gods own sakes! Im not even seven!
Kill Hobbes not me! He deserves it more!
He pounces on me every day and he even keeps a score!
He even likes girls! A disgrace to our club G.R.O.S.S.!
he always goes on there side! a disqualification is what he needs the most!
That stinky rotten flea bag! that idiotic bum!
He's really really stupid. And very very dumb!
I hate him and I ate him. Only if I would, all against the odds,
I really think I could!
Hey hey hey hey! That isn't very nice to say!
I shall take that not any more.
When im finished with you your butt will be sore!
You think so you stupid beast!
Ill kill you and mail you to the middle east!
Calvin! Do not hurt him at all!
Cause if you do ill take Hobbes back to the mall!
Ok mom ill leave him alone but still with him I have to pick a bone!
Fine kill him, turn him into a rug!
I do not care you little bug." "
mom left us alone! She left us alone!
lets celebrate by picking that bo
The End
My tiger Hobbes, is really quite weird
of pouncing he loves, of monsters he's afeard,
when someone comes to near they're out of their mind.
With a loud tone of voice, this is what I cry:"
Keep away! Keep away! This tiger is mine!
Take one breath out of turn and he'll whip you're behind!"
He tries and he tries to kill me all the time,
Of this he achieves, and this gives me hives!
Will he eat me? Will he kill me? Some day I will know.
I hope that this will not be the way life chooses to go.
I don't need to die! I don't need to go to heaven!
For lord gods own sakes! Im not even seven!
Kill Hobbes not me! He deserves it more!
He pounces on me every day and he even keeps a score!
He even likes girls! A disgrace to our club G.R.O.S.S.!
he always goes on there side! a disqualification is what he needs the most!
That stinky rotten flea bag! that idiotic bum!
He's really really stupid. And very very dumb!
I hate him and I ate him. Only if I would, all against the odds,
I really think I could!
Hey hey hey hey! That isn't very nice to say!
I shall take that not any more.
When im finished with you your butt will be sore!
You think so you stupid beast!
Ill kill you and mail you to the middle east!
Calvin! Do not hurt him at all!
Cause if you do ill take Hobbes back to the mall!
Ok mom ill leave him alone but still with him I have to pick a bone!
Fine kill him, turn him into a rug!
I do not care you little bug." "
mom left us alone! She left us alone!
lets celebrate by picking that bo
The End
