Routine Upended

by Cliodna Queen of the Banshee

Harry is a girl, Vernon has just been diagnosed with something that will change his life, and the Dursley world has been turned on its head. A look at what might have happened to a fem Harry's childhood if a simple evaluation had been required. Pre-Canon Childhood Story.

From: Grunnings Corporate Head Office

To: Vernon Dursley

Mr Dursley:

It has come to our attention that multiple coworkers and employees have filed complaints against you as an employer. Names and identities shall remain anonymous. They have however recommended you for a psychiatric evaluation, and we shall heed their advice.

They clarify that though you are functional - with a wife Petunia, a primary school aged son Dudley, and a primary school aged niece Ianthe, as well as a high level corporate position and a city suburban home - they are starting to suspect one thing in particular. They believe your constant workplace anger stems from anxiety.

You are being required by Grunnings Co to take a psychiatric evaluation, Mr Dursley, because multiple coworkers and employees believe you to have undiagnosed adult Asperger's Syndrome.