"Penny I'm not entirely confident in your ability to do any type of makeup let alone Vulcan." Said Sheldon.

Penny rolls her eyes and shoves Sheldon into the chair. "Sit still!, Sheldon before I change my mind!"

Sheldon shifts around uncomfortably and sighs. "what?" says Penny. "As you know quite well this is not my usual sitting spot! You can't expect me to be comfortable." Complains Sheldon.

"Sheldon, you want me to do your makeup or not?" says penny. "fine" sighs Sheldon. As penny starts to do his eyeliner.

Penny leans over Sheldon revealing her large and perky breasts. Barely held in her skimpy tank top. Being unable to move much he is forced to stare into her shirt. Penny really does have nice breasts. A pink nipple is trying to escape the black lacey bra. I could never understand why men go so crazy for breasts. They are just pockets of fat used to give nourishment to babies. The fact that they seem to be sexually arousing to males is just confusing. They serve no purpose in the actual act of sex. He looks down at her tan thighs in her little pink shorts. No interest whatsoever. I must be too evolved to succumb to my basic instincts of sex. The only reason to have sex is to make prodiginy and since I've never had any interest in children it would be illogical to have this needless desire. Yes. I'm just too evolved Sheldon decides.

Penny pov

"Don't look till I'm done!" says penny. God he's being so annoying. I just hope the guys don't say anything about his makeup. I know I'm making him look too pretty. The truth is I care about Sheldon and I want him to find someone. Growing up in the small town in Texas with his religious fanatic of a mother has got to have messed him up. I don't believe for a second he's A-sexual or evolved beyond sexuality like everyone thinks. Call it women's intuition but I've seen the was his eyes light up when he looks at Leanard submitting to his will. I know for a fact that this star trek convention is known for hookups heterosexual and otherwise. I need him to get out of his denial so he can be happy. He's like a little brother to me, and I am going to get him laid!

Leanard pov

Leonard, Raj, and Howard walk in. "Sheldon are you ready we're gonna miss the Klingon mock battle!"

They all freeze when they see Sheldon. He looks beautiful. Like a Vulcan god. Penny took the time to make his skin have more of a green tone than a pink, for Vulcans have green blood. His hair looked perfectly straight and silky as always, and his eyes had purple eyeshadow sweeped across them. With just a hint of glitter between his hairline and his eyes. Just enough to make him look like his skin had an unearthly sparkle. He also appeared to have shimmery lip gloss on that made his look extremely kissable. And his perfectly pointed Vulcan ears were just begging him to give them a little nibble…

What the hell! What was I just thinking? About Sheldon! His thoughts were interrupted by Howard stifling a laugh. Snorting loudly. And Raj saying "oh my" and looking Sheldon up and down.

"Come on were gonna be late!" Interupts Penny, As she pulls Sheldon along and out the door. "Wait, I haven't even looked yet!" complained Sheldon. "you look fine Sheldon, right Leanord ?"

Uh, ya ….fine" replied Leonard. Lost in thought. Missing the knowing smile Penny gave him.