I have just finished reading Mockingjay the last book of The Hunger Games trilogy. It was a seriously AMAZING book series. Maybe the best books I've ever read...

Anyways, I loved them so much I cannot stop thinking about the series. So, I decided to make a parody of The Hunger Games - Book 1. Enjoy...:))

When I wake the other side of the bed is gone. I guess Butterbutt ate it. I always hated that ugly tiger. My sister, Pram, had found Butterbutt in the woods one day. His name came from the soft fur he has. Like butter and a baby's butt. I didn't have anything against Butterbutt, but my family just couldn't afford to feed another mouth. A huge mouth.

I tried to kill him a year ago with my rifle, but he just wouldn't die. Pram ran in the room when I was just about to finish Butterbutt off with a clean shot through the skull, and I accidently shot her in the leg.

She had told me that I either kill both of them or spare them both. Well, just when I was about to commit a double homicide, my mother came in and told me to leave them alone. Since then, Butterbutt has hated me with a passion. But even though I was going to murder her, Pram still loves me. Such a naive person.

I get up off the bed and notice Pram asleep with my mother, Butterbutt protecting them at the foot of the bed. I have the urge to murder him. Instead I grab my hunting geer and am about head out the door when I notice something wrapped in tissue paper on our kitchen table. We can't even afford tissue paper,

I open a note next to the item that says,

Katniss, It's that time of year again. You know, THAT DAY. So here's a little something for you. I hope you don't get killed in the woods today. Or you'll be in sooo much trouble.

Pram.

I open the wrapped item. A coupon to Babies 'R' Us. Yes, new diapers for me! I put the coupon in my pocket and head for the woods. When I get there I go to the tree with the giant sign that says, ' HERE ARE KATNISS EVERDEAN'S BOW AND ARROWS, WHICH SHE USES TO HUNT ILLEGALLY IN THESE WOODS!HERE! HERE! HERE!' I smirk no one has found them yet. They've been here for about four years.

I grab my arrows and go to the spot where Gole and I always meet.

" Hey kitty litter." He says when he sees me. I smile. That's Gole's nickname for me. When we first met here four years ago when I was only twelve, he had asked me what my name was. I was intimdated by this boy who was two years older than me, so I spoke my name too quietly for him to hear me clearly. But I still don't know how he could've mistaken KATNISS, with KITTY LITTER.

Oh, well. He says my nickname suits me well.

HOW WAS IT? I know it's a little short, BUT, the next chapter might be up in like one or two days...

Hope you enjoyed! XD

- Someone