Bad Riddance
A Loud House fanfiction by Bahr2006
The Loud family are in the living room.
Lynn Sr.: Okay everyone, we all know why we're here. Brian McHasty has gone too far. He infected you with Rabies, woke us up in the worst ways, covered us in cement, decapitated Mr. Coconuts, and cemented our bathroom door shut! He is crazy!
Luan: He's Brian McCrazy! Haha, get it?
Lincoln: But what can we do? He always tricks us!
Lisa: There's only one thing I could think of-sending him to another dimension.
Rita: Well that's one crazy idea.
Lynn Sr.: There doesn't seem to be any other way. We'll fight crazy with crazy.
Later, the Loud family are preparing a trap to get Brian McHasty.
Lynn Sr.: Portal ready?
Lisa: Affirmative.
Lynn Sr.: Brian on his way?
Lynn Jr.: Yep, he's almost here.
Brian: Heh heh, you're going to get the worst cementing Louds.
Lynn Jr.: I think he's carrying a bucket.
Brian walked into the Loud House, hoping to throw cement at the Loud family.
Lynn Sr.: Lynn Jr., get him in the portal!
Lynn ran to the front door.
Lynn Jr.: Hey Brian, over here!
Brian: Oh, thank you for making yourself so obvious. (Throws wet cement at Lynn)
Lynn Jr.: Catch me if you can!
Lynn rushed into Lisa's room.
Brian: Oh no, I'm not going in that room!
Lynn Jr.: Oh yes you are!
Lynn pulled Brian McHasty into Lisa's portal.
Brian: (increasingly distorting)These illuminant colors are painful to my eyes but this force is too heavy for me to even blink!
Lisa closed the portal.
Lisa: Success! Brian McHasty is now the problem of another dimension.
Rita: Which dimension, exactly?
Lisa checked the control panel and pressed a few things.
Lisa: Looks like Brian's will end up in a town known as Elmore. Quite a weird town, may I add.
At that moment, Brian was tumbling through the portal, as a slit was cut in another world, leaving him scraped on a sidewalk.
Brian: (moans)
As stated before, the portal sent Brian to a town called Elmore, and if you watch Cartoon Network, you may know that Elmore is a town in the show "The Amazing World of Gumball". These two children were a balloon named Alan, and cactus named Carmen.
Alan: Are you seeing what I'm seeing, Carmen?
Carmen: If you're seeing a boy who just came through some sort of interdimensional slit then, yes.
Alan and Carmen walk over to Brian.
Alan: Are you okay?
Brian: No, in fact all I remember is falling through illuminant colors and landing face-flat on the sidewalk.
Alan: Well, my name is Alan.
Carmen: And I'm Carmen.
Alan: And you're in Elmore.
Brian: I may have no idea where I came from, but I know that you two are a balloon and a cactus. I am just astounded. I do not believe it is possible for a balloon and a cactus to be alive as well as friends, because a cactus could easily pop a balloon. By will or on accident.
Alan and Carmen had found themselves dumbfounded to Brian's logic.
TO BE CONTINUED…