Timmy sat on his bed, absent-mindedly flicking through TV channels.
"No, no, boring," he muttered, trying to find something interesting to watch. "Arrgh!" he exclaimed to his two goldfish. The two of them poofed out of their bowl and reappeared as fairies.
"What's the matter sport?" Wanda asked.
"Besides the usuals," Cosmo added.
"There's nothing to watch on TV and I'm bored!" Timmy yelled.
"Why don't you go play with Chester and A.J.?" Wanda suggested.
"Quiet up there!" Vicky screeched from downstairs.
"That's why. Mom and Dad are gone all week so I'm stuck with her. And it's only Tuesday!" Timmy started to stand up, but fell off his bed and landed face first on the floor. He erected himself with a groan. "If I'm going to be miserable, can't I at least have fun doing it?"
"Isn't that an oxymoron?" Cosmo asked.
"No, this is," Wanda replied and with a wave of her wand, she turned Cosmo into an ox.
"Hey look at me! I'm an ox! Meow! No wait, that's not right. Woof! No, that's not right either." He turned to Wanda. "What sound does an ox make?"
"It says, 'I'm an idiot'," she replied flatly.
"Oh thanks. I'm an idiot!" he said proudly, then realized what just happened. "Wait a second. Oxes don't sat that. Oh, I give up!" He poofed back to normal.
"Okay guys, that was interesting, but can we please get back to me? I'm still bored," Timmy complained.
Wanda sighed. "Sorry Timmy, but I don't know what to do about that."
"Ooh, I know! We could play with fire!" Cosmo waved his wand and his hand set on fire. "Ahh! It burns!" he started flying around the room, waving his arms. Wanda turned into a fire hose and doused the fire, along with the rest of Cosmo. He went flying back into a wall and sighed when he saw the fire was out. Timmy snorted and picked the remote up. He looked at it and an light-bulb went off over his head. Everybody looked at Cosmo, who was holding the light. he looked around. "What? I thought it was a nice effect." The other two rolled their eyes.
"Anyway. I just had an idea. We could go into the TV again!" he said excitedly.
"Timmy," Wanda warned, "Remember what happened last time."
"Yeah, but Vicky's not coming this time. Besides, dictator week passed a long time ago."
"He's got a point, you know," Cosmo said to Wanda, who sighed in reply.
"Fine," she reluctantly replied.
Timmy's face brightened up! "Okay. I wish I had a magical remote again and we were all in TV!" With a wave of their wands, Cosmo and Wanda gave Timmy a remote similar to the green one he had before and transported them all in the television.
short chapter, I know, but this was only the prelude. The next one will definitely be longer.
reviews please, and if anyone has any ideas for shows/ movies/ specials I should parody, tell me. I already have a few I plan to do, though.