PJO PUNS!
1. Piper and Jason baby
Baby of Jason and Piper: L-l-l
Piper: Yes honey come on say it
Baby: N-m-m
Jason: Come on sweetie
Baby: Ba-ba
Both: You can do it darling
Baby: Leo-McShizzle-Man-Bad-Boy-Supreme
Jason:
Piper:
Jason
Pipier
Jason:
Piper:
Both: LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2. Knock knock
Percy: Knock Knock
Frank: Who's there?
Percy: Who
Frank: "Who" who?
Percy: Aw, come one Frank! Don't tell me you turned into an owl again!
Annabeth: *facepalm*
3. Watery joke
Percy: Annabeth, WATER you doing?
Annabeth: Oh god
Percy: Did you SEA waht i did there
Annabeth: Here we go again
Percy: Ha, I'm SHORE you did
Annabeth: Please stop...now
Percy: WHALE then, I DOPHINATELY will
4. Power
Percy: I can control water and breathe under it
Jason: I can fly
Leo: I can conjure fire and I'm fireproof
Frank: I can turn into any animal
Hazel: I can control any metal found under the earth
Nico: I can control the dead and talk to them
Piper: I can talk people into doing whatever I want and turn pretty
Thalia: I can control lightning
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I...
Annabeth: ... can think
Annabeth:
Annabeth: wow, thanks Athena
5. Alaska
Annabeth: Percy stay put! We're coming to get you!
Percy: So, I should go to Alaska?
Annabeth: What? No! Stay there!
Percy: Alaska is really nice this time of year...
Annabeh: Percy, just stay where you are!
Percy: Frank! Hazel! I want to go to Alaska!
Annabeth: For god sake Percy!
Percy: Onward my friends! TO ALASKA!
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Hope you enjoy