I haven't lost my Sanity; I've always been like this
I don't own Naruto, any of the characters, or Guitar Hero II
Warning: possible out of characterness and randomness. They'd act like this if they were forced to live with me…
Part 1
Dragon slept peacefully in her bed. She was dreaming of her mechanically engineered children (dragons) destroying and smighting everyone she hated and deserved it. Fire burned their bodies and the little bundles of joy were soaking the ground with their blood and…uh, the rest is a little graphic. But all this is beside the point. Suddenly, Dragon felt a tight feeling wrap around her. She tried to push it away, but whatever it was just got tighter. Her eyes slowly opened. They blinked in surprise when she realized what it was.
Lee was snoring softly, completely hugging onto Dragon, even his leg was thrown over hers. His head lay on her shoulder. Dragon twitched her eye profusely. Lee began to mumble in his sleep as he snuggled closer to his human pillow. "No Gai-sensai…no more training…too sleepy…so comfy…zzz…" Dragon popped her knuckles from under the bed covers. Two seconds later, Lee was toppled on the floor, with a bloody nose from Dragon's punch. "GAH! DRAGON-CHAN! WHY?!" he cried and held up his nose to slow down the blood.
"What the hell did I tell you about PERSONAL SPACE!!!? I said you could sleep in my bed ONLY if you stayed on your side!!!" she hollered over the bed side.
"I couldn't help it Dragon-chan! I'm so used to hugging onto my pillow when I sleep…" he defended pitifully.
"Really, and do you also throw your leg over your pillow as well?"
"…Maybe…"
Gaara walked in, "What's all the screaming abou- WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted, taking in the picture of Lee and Dragon in the same room together.
"Oh shit…"
"YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GAY!" Gaara pointed to Lee, while looking at Dragon.
"You WHAT?" Lee looked up at Dragon.
"Okay, you, calm down, and you, don't take it personally, I know it's not true," she pointed to Gaara then to Lee.
"CALM DOWN?!"
"DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY?!"
"…who wants lunch?"
"I DO!" the two boys completely forgot about their rage. They pushed and shoved as they raced to the kitchen.
"Shya, that was a close one," Dragon shook her head. She got out of bed and walked down her stairs and into the kitchen. Suddenly the sand ninja and tai-jutsu master were up in her face.
"WHO'S HOTTER?!" they yelled in unison.
"ME?" Gaara pointed to himself. Lee shoved him away.
"Or ME?" he gave a shiny tooth smile. Dragon blinked with confused eyes. O.o
"What the hell happened in the two seconds I left you alone?!"
"It's too long of a story," Lee responded.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!" they shouted together.
"Uhhh…"
"AHA! She hesitates, which means she doesn't want to say it out loud that I am the more attractive one!" Lee said proudly.
"Not even in your dreams, you walking piece of spinach! It's the other way around! She doesn't want to say that I'm the hotter one!"
"LIES!" Lee hissed.
"Who the hell gave you guys crack?…"
"AHA! She only says that because one of us is obviously wrong! And that one must be you!"
"Will you quit saying 'aha'?! You sound like you figured it out when you know you haven't! YOU'RE NOT CLEVER!"
"Guys…"
"I am too clever!"
"Guys…"
"Dragon doesn't think so."
"Guys…"
"She does too!"
"GUYS!" she finally screamed. The two, frightened, slowly looked at her. "I'M ENDING THIS ONCE IN FOR ALL!" she cleared her throat. "Lee-"
"A-"
"SAY IT ONE MORE TIME AND I KILL YOU!" Lee shut his mouth and Gaara just let out a mocking laugh. "Lee," Dragon continued, "is fadorable… While Gaara is fexy."
"That doesn't really help u-"
"TOO BAD!" fire spat from her mouth. Gaara gulped at Dragon's rage. "…Where's Kitty?" The boys pulled an anime fall. Dragon had the shortest attention span. "Kit-ay! KIT-AY!" she began to roam her house, searching for her semi-fat, gray and white cat.
'An idea! If I found Dragon-chan's kitty, then she'd surely choose me over stupid Gaara!' Lee laughed at his wickedly awesome and fail-proof plan. 'Oh, I can see it now…' Lee pictured:
"Dragon-chan! I found Kitty!" he held up the furry animal.
"Oh, Lee, thank you!" she hugged the cat tightly.
"Mow?"
"By showing me your love and kindness for animals, and especially my kitty, I choose you!" she hopped on him.
"CURSE YOU LEE! You're clever plan worked! I am forever shamed and forced to leave you two with your happiness!" Gaara said as he left Dragon's house into the pouring rain. Why Lee made it rain, he didn't know…that was oddly cruel. But yet…Lee still laughed at his imaginative little scene. 'Enough of that, I must-'
"Here's your cat, Dragon," Gaara held up the animal. Lee fell over with anime tears running down his cheeks. TT
"SHYA GAARA!" she grabbed her cat and rubbed her cheek against its. "Aw, I loooove Kitty, and Kitty loves me!" He responded with hugging onto her shoulder and purring. "My baby!" she giggled.
'You're a crafty one, Gaara. I shall not overlook that from now on…' Lee sat up. 'That just means I have to work harder! And I'm always good at working harder! Gaara, you will not win!' he smiled bravely.
"Shya guys! Come watch me play Guitar Hero II!" Dragon called from her living room.
"Coming Dragon-cha-OOMF," Lee fell face first on the floor.
"Whoops, sorry, Lee," Gaara moved his foot back. He stepped over Lee and continued into the living room.
'That is it Gaara. I didn't start this war, but it is on!' Lee growled in his mind. He walked into the living room.
"SHYA! I AM THE MASTER OF EASY MODE!!!" Dragon yelled in a deep rocker voice. "You try Gaara!" she handed the red plastic guitar controller to the sand ninja.
"Um…okay," he took it.
'Yes, this will do it! I will impress Dragon-chan with this 'Gee-tar Hee-ru II' and I will win her heart!' Lee trailed off into another of his fantasies.
"SHYA LEE! I had no idea you were so good!" Dragon praised. He just smiled his shiny tooth smile.
"Of course I am!"
"NO! This isn't fair! I cannot compete with you, Lee! You deserve Dragon, not me!" Gaara cried out, before biting the knuckle of his pointer finger and turning away.
"SHYA LEE!" she hugged him from behind.
'Yes! It will be per-'
"Oh my God, Gaara! Go! Go! Go!" Dragon cheered on the red-head. He was doing amazingly well for a first-timer. A dark rain-cloud formed above Lee's head. Rain poured as lightning struck around him. "Your turn, Lee!" she held the controller in front of his face. Lee took it with hesitation. "Don't be scared! It's really fun!"
End Part 1…