Author's Note: While trudging through my old stories, I found this gem. I know it's super short, but I can't stop laughing at it as I imagine what's happening, plus, I think it's finished unless I feel like extending it which is highly unlikely. Thank you for reading ^ ^
As Bucky made it closer to one of the separate training rooms in the new SHIELD headquarters, he heard a WHACK ring through the door and them muffled cussing, of course, the training rooms were moderately sound proofed, but, when he opened the door, the cussing became audible and he pinpointed whose voice it was that was cussing.
"Son of a bitch ow! God damn it I won't be able to sit down for a week! Why'd you have to hit me in the ass?" Clint Barton (better known as Hawkeye) exclaimed as he dropped his own training stick just to be able to hold both of his ass cheeks. The man was clearly in pain, but was getting no sympathy from the woman who was collapsed on the floor laughing her ass off; she was unable to even speak let alone give the man a proper answer due to all her laughing.
Admittedly, Bucky himself wanted to join in on her laughing since hitting someone in the ass with anything but a bullet was a funny experience to have. He'll give Barton the sympathy the man needs this time, though, because his girl is notoriously known to aim at spots that causes large amounts of laughter from the people around her rather than the more painful spots that'd surely get her glared at for aiming for them.
"Barnes! Don't you dare laugh at me! This is all your fault!" Clint Barton shouted at him as he kept holding his, no doubt, reddening ass as he shouted at Bucky like the super soldier had some sort of hand in telling his girlfriend where to aim, but, really, it was all her. She was never one to just let a serious situation stay serious - she always had to do or say something that would make people in the room snicker or laugh until they couldn't breathe.
Bucky having been on the ass end of some of her jokes that ended with Steve and the rest poking fun at him, but, as it seemed, this time Clint Barton was the victim of her jokes.
"Now, now Barton. I had nothing to do with this" Barnes told the expert marksman as he heard his girlfriend exclaim, "Baby!" before she ran over to him and hugged him tightly while Bucky envisioned a tail wagging on her like she felt she'd done something good rather than something naughty.
Whatever the case may be, he only prayed that he wouldn't be her next target.