All Because of Chess

Disclaimer:I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters (sadly) All I own is this story.

'Another day, another moment of life wasted on paper work'

(Now who ever thought that? Of course the only person would be none other than the paperwork flaming stud himself…..)

Riza: Mustang Sir! You need to finish your paperwork! The work is due tomorrow morning!

Roy: But it's boring and there is too much of it. And I think the windows are dirty as well. They need a good cleaning, and I can't work till they are clean. *smirking*

Riza: Sir you cleaned the windows two hours ago. They couldn't have got that dirty from then up until now. *sighs*

Roy: Fine, fine, I'll work ok?

Riza: Thank you sir and don't forget your meeting with Fullmetal. *salutes and exits*

Roy: Fullmetal… Edward…Ed…..Shrimp *smirks* He is rather short.

*Somewhere close by you hear Edward sneeze*

*Enter with Ed and Al*

Al: Please you Brother. *hands a tissue*

Ed: Someone must be talking about me.

Al: Don't get full of yourself Brother. *joking*

Ed: Hey I'm the talk of the military Al. I'm the youngest State Alchemist in history, I'm the youngest Colonel in the military beat even Mustang at that, but he is the youngest General in the military though. But I also did what everyone thought was impossible. You're back in your real body Al. *Eyes full of tears….Ed: I'm not crying!*

Al: Brother no one thought it was impossible. Everyone believed you could do it. You are a very powerful alchemist brother. *smiles and hugs Ed*

*Ed and Al hug. (Ah! Brotherly love. And not like that so get

head out of the gutter.)*

*Ed and Al head to Central Command*

*Mustang's office*

Mustang: *looking over a chess board* Pawns, Rooks, Knights, Bishops, Queen, and finally the king. The knights are very easy to pick out. Maes and Riza are my two knights. They are always guarding their king and his queen. Bishops are the next one to pick. That would be Jean and Heymans. They are always at close watch. Every so loyal to their king. The rooks are next, that is of course Kain and Veto. They are always on the watch and listing for anything their king can use against his enemy. The pawns are the other soldiers and state alchemist of the military. The king of course is myself, or soon will be when I become Furher of Artemis. But the queen is another story. The queen protects the king as well, but is more feared by the king's enemies. The queen can move anywhere. The queen keeps the king standing, living, and loved. The queen has to have a big heart, but an even bigger temper to match. The queen needs to be golden in the hair and in the eyes. Be of flesh and of metal. The queen has to be the king's alone. My queen to rule by my side when I become Furher is Edward. Silly isn't it? But it's true. My queen will always be Edward. He and he alone will be by my side forever.

*Ed enters*

*No one heard Mustang, he was in his office alone, but he was talking out loud. (Maybe he was cleaning the windows again?)*

Ed: Mustang I'm back from the mission. *hands him the report*

Roy: Welcome back Fullmetal. *walks and closes the door* (Did I hear the lock? XD)

Ed:*smirks* Can't get enough of me lover-boy?

Roy: So true. Now come here I've missed you.

Ed: I've miss you too old man *smiles*

*They start to kiss*

Ed: *moans*

*Everyone in the outer office start to run out*

*It looks like they couldn't wait*

Roy: Do you like it Edward?

Ed: mmmm yes bastard. I really do. *moans*

*The End*

*Use your imagination about what they did*

* But I will tell you that Ed was on bottom. And the desk was involved*

Please Read and Review on what you think. I'm trying to start writing more stories.