Dani: Alright, now I shall tell you all the new story J

Rukia: What story?

Dani: Shut up, Rukis. Anyways, it was a normal boring day in Soul Society, and Ichigo was being a turd and decided not to show up to pick up Rukia for their first date.

Rukia: HEY! *slaps*

Dani: Ow! Anyways Ichigo was also supposed to fight Renji.

Renji: 8D

Dani: And Zaraki

Kenpachi: :D

Dani: Meanwhile, Ggio and Soifon were making‑

Ggio and Soifon: HEY! *punches*

Dani: Ouchy Ouchy Ouchy! Why do people keep hitting me? TT~TT Anyways Ggio and Soifon were busy making paper airplanes, until Rukia finally came up with an idea for revenge on Ichigo!

Rukia: Oh god

Dani: Rukia decided that she, Renji, Zaraki, Ggio and Soifon would egg Ichigos house!

Everyone that was mentioned: O.o

Dani: And everyone will do as Dani says or else Dani will tell something outrageous to Yamamoto!

Everyone: Gulp fine

Dani: Soon, everyone was in the real world with their gigais, preparing the eggs for Ichigos house. Ggio was harassing Soifon, so Soifon shoved the biggest egg down his throat.

Soifon: Hah.

Ggio: Thats not nice!

Dani: Everyone put their helmets on and threw as much eggs as their hands could hold at Ichigos house.

Renji:

Dani: Then Isshin popped out of nowhere, holding a frying pan in the air, saying Who egged my house?

Isshin: Who burnt my toast? ICHIGOOOOOOOO!

Dani: Out of topic Anyways there was no toast in the house, so Isshin was just having a moment.

Dani: Then Ichigo ran out of the house, and saw Renji, Rukia, Kenpachi, Soifon, a passed out Ggio and Isshin with a frying pan outside.

Ggio: Why am I passed out?

Soifon: The mother goose egg, you idiot.

Dani: Ichigo saw his friends, and screamed.

Rukia: Good thing Ichigo isnt here .

Dani: Ichigo kicked the living eggs out of everyone except for Rukia, whom had kicked him into the air and Ichigo didnt come back down for three years. The end.

Ichigo: *pops outta nowhere* Why did Rukia kick me up into space? And why was I even dating her in the first place?

Dani: Cuz if you werent I woulda put you with Ulquiorra.

Ulquiorra: *pops out* I despise the thought of that trash. *disappears*

Dani: Well then What did you think?

Rukia:

Renji and Zaraki: I didnt get to fight him T.T

Ichigo: Why me?

Dani: Cuz youre a loser.

Ichigo: Thats my line!

Dani: Whatevs. BYee!

Lol this is what happens when youre dead bored at school. Please review.

~DaniStillDollLoveSong