A/N:You know what? I though that this was a great idea at first. And as usual, I've ended up deciding that I hate the way I've written it-but that is till like the plot. It was going to be a really short snappy one-shot, with the students' comments being after each verse. And it wasn't going to carry on. But now I think it might. It might not. That is why your feedback is VERY important, k guys?
Not hugely well written-but the other stuff apart from the song isn't really imp, so that's why. Does this suck, or is it me? Well I've spent one hour, and I'm tired and I just want to put it up.
Disclaimer: I don't Harry Potter, or Jay Sean's "Eyes on You". (Love it though!)
Setting: After OOTP. It's Christmas day at Hogwarts. Everyone's gone home for the holidays, apart from Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Crabbe, and a few other minor characters who won't be mentioned. Oh and of course, the teachers...very crucial to this story... You'll see what I mean...evil grin
It was a pretty normal Christmas day. Everyone's had been enjoying their delicious Christmas dinner. Harry and his friends were on a table talking to each other, ignoring Draco (who probably didn't really have much of a home to go to now, with his father being in Azkaban and all), and his fellow Slytherins, who were sitting on a separate table. On another table was a mixed group of young Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws. Oh, and let's not forget the teachers.
Just as Ron and Ginny were telling the others about Fred and George's condo in Florida (their business had been a major success and their enterprise had expanded so that they now owned shops in several countries), they found themselves interrupted when they saw Dumbledore get up from his seat when he was only partly through his meal. Everyone gazed up at him, looking surprised. They were even more surprised to see him conjure a stage with a microphone for himself.
Then, to shock everyone further, he began to sing.
(Whoa-whoaaa)
"What the... what the hell is he up to?" harry said, looking more confused than ever.
You can tell ya girl'friends 'bout me
"My girl'friends?" Hermione whispered. "Why would I tell my girlfriends about him?!"
It's about time to get dirty
"Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!" everyone shrieked unanimously.
Know I wanna work that body
Ron turned pale. "God please don't tell me he means mine!"
Come work it over here
Ginny's face now matched that of her elder brother's "I really don't want to..."
You can be my brown eyed beauty
Harry instantly perked up. "Yes! He can't mean me!"
Every student with brown eyes stared at each other in a panic.
And I bet u see right through me
"I don't think anyone knows what the hell's going on with you at the moment, mate..." Ron muttered.
You can do anything to me
Oh-ohh
You're so beautiful tonight
Draco flicked his hair with a smirk on his face."Well, aren't I always? But wait-I don't have brown eyes!"Almost instantly he began to pout.
Anything is possible
"I think you're beautiful...." Crabbe whispered.
Everyone stared.
"Uhhh...." Crabbe stuttered as he tried to get the words out. "I gotta do some homework!" And with that, he ran out of the hall.
But y'know i just can't get enough of your love..
"I know I haven't been showing him any love..." Draco muttered. "Stupid mudblood-loving fool..."
So give it up
"Who the hell is he on about?" Ginny wondered.
Got my eyes on you
Hermione looked panicky now. "Okay that's creepy. Please don't tell me that he means me!"
Won't you bring that back to me
Got my eyes on you
Y'know where i'm gonna be
"Yeah, in your office," Harry replied.
"You would know, the amount of times you run off to him," Ron muttered.
"Whatever, you just pissed 'cos it could be you that he's talking about!" he retorted, after giving Ron a very dirt look.
Got my eyes on you
And I see you checkin' me
"No way! I so haven't been "checkin" him!" Ron almost yelled.
Got my eyes on you
Ooh-oooo
And I like what i see
Hold on....
Hold on....
You can tell anyone about it
"I haven't got anything to tell! Honestly!" Hermione came out with, looking very guilty at the same time.
Though we don't have to hide it
Come and get a little bit excited
"Ewwww!!!!" the guys yelled.
Excited over here
"Ewwww!!!!" the girls yelled.
Don't stop baby no don't stop
"Dumbledore's saying baby! Why's he saying baby?! Why?! WHY?!!!!!" Ron was getting very stressed out now.
I know you really like it when you're on top
Don't be shy just give it up
C'mon girl...
"Ha!" the guys yelled.
"Oh crap!" shouted the girls.
You're so beautiful tonight anything is possible
But y'know i just can't get enough
Of your love... so give it up
Got my eyes on you
Won't you bring that back to me
Got my eyes on you
Y'know where I'm gonna be
Got my eyes on you
And i see you checkin' me
Got my eyes on you
Ooh-oooo
And I like what I see
Hold on.......
Oh-oh Oh-oh
Your body's whining
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Bumpin' and grindin'
"Nasty images! Nasty images!" Hermione shrieked.
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Stop and rewindin'
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Hold on.......
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Gettin' you hot now
"Who? WHO?!" Ginny exclaimed.
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Baby don't stop now
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Got you all hot now
(Oh-oh Oh-oh)
Hold on.......
Got my eyes on you
Won't you bring that back to me
Got my eyes on you
Y'know where I'm gonna be
Got my eyes on you
And i see you checkin' me
Got my eyes on you
Ooh-oooo
And I like what I see
"When will the madness cease?! When?! WHEN?!!" Hermione was highly stressed at this point, and therefore failed to notice the obvious.
"Err... it's stopped Mione," Ron said very slowly, not wanting to aggravate her any further.
"Oh..."
The Harry saw something that shocked him more than seeing Lord Voldemort rise again. "Oh. My. God."
"What?!" No one else had spotted yet what was upsetting Harry so much.
"Look!"
Everyone turned around to see Dumbledore returning to his seat, and see him stare meaningfully at....
"McGonagall?!" Ginny yelled.
"Huh?" As usual, Ron was very slow on the uptake, and hadn't understand what every was so stressed about yet.
"Look! She's blushing!"
"Why?" Ron asked, still clueless. Poor idiot.
Everyone gave Ron a look.
Finally the realization of what had just happened hit him. "Ohhhh...."
Harry groaned. "Even Malfoy catches on quicker than you!"
Draco smirked, then frowned. "Hey!"
"Oh. My. God.!" Hermione shrieked.
"What?"
"Look at Snape!!" Hermione exclaimed.
"He's getting up to the stage now!!" Ron said, dumbstruck.
Then Harry asked the question that was on everyone's minds.
"What the hell is up with our teachers?"
A/N: So what do you think? Should I leave it? Or add more chapters? Cos I can do both easily. Let me know, so that I know what to call it, and how to put the summary.