A Day in Edward's Head

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I don't think I could sum up my life more perfectly than one student had thought one day.

I hate this. Everything's the same, everyday. It's so boring.

Monotony, boringness. This is what my life was like.

My "ability" helped pass the time a bit, but not much. I was always seeing the same problems between people. Like the classic "relationship" thoughts that passed unheard between a couple.

I really think I love her. I'll tell her tonight when she comes over .I know she'll say it back.

Poor guy, he has no clue I going to tell him that I cheated on him and I'm leaving him tonight.

It was actually quite funny, watching the petty problems of little humans. Our species was so much more advanced than them; we only made relationship with the right person, and stayed with them and stayed faithful to them.

Another amusing thought conversation, which passed while a girl was kissing her boyfriend:

Can Henry see us? I sure hope he can. I'm only doing this to get him back. Ew, where does this boy think his hands can go? GET THEM OFF MY ASS!

Hahaha, this will show Morgan who she left. This girl is actually kind of hot though. Ooo, you know what would really get on her nerves? That's right Morgan; your ass is no longer the one I can touch.

Some teenagers became vulgar like those two, and played with the emotions of others. It wasn't fair to either of them.

The worries of some of the less "involved" students were quite interesting as well. They worried about everything, from grades to girls to teachers.

No. My GPA can't be that low. I got all B's! I should at least have a 3.5. Not this 2.75. Oh, wait, what's that test down there. Ooo, that's not good, a 23? Hmmm, well maybe.

Coach Kerr doesn't like me. He bs-es behind my back and now he won't play me. WTF? Defense? I PLAY FORWARD YOU DUMBASS. Jeeze.

She's so pretty. Do you think she noticed when I opened the door for her? I think she did. She'll fall for me, for sure.

Didn't they know in the end it doesn't matter? That 5 years from now, they'll look back and realize what idiots they were? Hopefully. I've had about 8-odd years to look back on my mistakes, and I can admit, from what I remember as a teenager, I was fairly cocky too.

The new student's here. She's pretty, maybe I should talk to her.

I saw a face of an angel in one student's mind. Maybe I should talk to her.