Welcome to Smash Club
Fight Club belongs to David Lynch; Super Smash Bros. belongs to Nintendo
This is Smash Club, where video game characters from every major gaming company mix and mingle and have the opportunity to release the tension and stress in their lives by facing each other down in tournament-like matches. As with all get-togethers, there are rules. Seven of them, simple and easy to remember:
The first rule of Smash Club is you do not talk about Smash Club.
The second rule of Smash Club is you do not talk about Smash Club.
The third rule of Smash Club is that if a character says "stop", is K.O'd or taps out, then the match is over.
The fourth rule of Smash Club is only two characters to a match, with the exception of Team Battles.
The fifth rule of Smash Club is only one match at a time.
The sixth rule of Smash Club is dress accordingly; casual or workout wear is recommended.
The seventh rule of Smash Club is that matches will go on as long as they have to.
The eighth and most important rule of Smash Club is that if it's your first day at Smash Club, then you must participate in a match.
These are the rules of Smash Club.
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