Title: Revenge Is Sweeter Than You Ever Were

Summary: Puck can't distract Kurt if Kurt distracts him first.

Disclaimer: 11:11pm! I wish I owned Glee. Title belongs to The Veronicas. I looove them. :3

Word Count: 410

Characters/Pairing: Kurt Hummel/Noah Puckerman

Rating: PG-13...ish?

Spoilers: None!

Beta: Nada.

Author's Note: I'm about to go sleep...until this hit me and I had to write...uh, type it down. Enjoy? :)

Kurt tried to ignore the slip of paper that was passed to him from his right. He knew who wrote it, and he knew opening it will be a mistake, especially since Literature was his favourite subject and he wants to actually listen to Mr. Maslow and not have a raging hard-on. There was 15 minutes left and the note could wait.

"Babe!" Puck whispered, throwing an eraser at him. Kurt glared at his boyfriend and turned his head back to the front. "Read the note."

Kurt shook his head, his eyes still on Mr. Maslow, who was now reading dramatically from To Kill A Mockingbird (even though Kurt knew this story by heart, please, he read this book when he was 12.)

"Kuuurt," Puck whined. "Read it! Please?"

"Do you have a problem, Mr. Puckerman?" Mr. Maslow asked, looking above his reading glasses that was perched low on his nose.

"No, sir. Just asking Kurt about the um, book." Puck turned back to the front of the room, but not before glaring at Kurt and cocking his head towards to slip of paper.

Kurt sighed dramatically, then checked to see that Mr. Maslow wasn't looking at him, before unfolding the note.

Princess -

Can't wait for our date after school! I'll buy you your favourite mint chocolate chip ice-cream. 3

Kurt smiled. He wasn't expecting that. Then his eyes skimmed to the bottom of the page.

And then after that when we get back to your basement I'm going to stick my big dick into your tight, wet ass, fucking you hard and fast against your bed while the cries of my name is muffled by -

Kurt quickly folded the note, the blood rushing to his cheeks and his dick. He gritted his teeth and glared at Puck, who was grinning to himself, taking down notes innocently and fucking smirking while Kurt thought of his grandmother, trying to get rid of his boner.

He decided to write back.

Baby,

I do love me some mint choc chip ice-cream.

I'll be sure to lick and suck it the way I do with your dick. Nice, slow, and wet.

P.S, I can't wait for when I clench my tight little ass around Puckasaurus. I know how much he likes it when I do that.

Love, your princess xx

Three minutes after passing the note, Kurt smirked when Puck was asked to be excused to the toilet.

Revenge is sweet, and he was looking forward to his punishment tonight.

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