Pointless story 2 - The shortest joke ever read (for now)

Its night time. In Carly's apartment. Brad and Freddie were waiting for Carly since she's in the washroom (I mean bathroom for you Americans). Freddie saw a can of "suma" brand. And thought if a neat joke for Brad. "Hey Brad."

"Yeah?"

"You want suma?"

"Suma what?"

"Suma this dick!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The whoel crowd goes wild!

Get rekt!

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Get dunk Brad!

Oooh!

Carly comes out of the washroom. "Hey guys. I'm here. What I miss?"

End.

Weird isn't it?