The ABC's of Hinata's Pregnancy
One-shot
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... That's not to say the same for Victoria's Secret though. xD;
A is for the absolute madness that I will have to go through.
B is for the baby shower that I will not get to attend (unless I can help it…).
C is for the clan that I will finally start.
D is for the dangers of labor.
E is for the ecstasy we will feel as our baby is handed to us.
F is for the fuc— (okay, sheesh, Hinata! I won't tell anyone about our sex life! But really, it's worth being exposed…)
G is for the grueling nine months.
H is for the hyperventilation in the middle of labor.
I is for the incredible sensation that leads to a hysterical pregnant wife.
J is for juggling a pregnant Hinata, Pervy Sage, Tsunade-baachan, a porn-reading ex-sensei, teme, and a short-tempered petite little pink-head.
K is for the kisses I will so greatly yearn for.
L is for the lame excuses I will make up when I'm late getting home (-cough- Who? Me? Overnight shift, 'nuff said)
M is for the man that people will finally recognize me for (Teme: -scoff- Dream on. Me: Go fuck yourself!).
N is for the nursing I will watch Hinata do.
O is for the obstetrician I will yell for as soon as I hear, "MY WATER BROKE!"
P is for the protection that I refused to take advantage of.
Q is for the quadruplets I may possibly have (four more Uzumakis, believe it!)
R is for rambunctious me.
S is for the sex that I so greatly endured (ahhh… the long nights…).
T is for the tenderness of my baby's bottom.
U is for the uncle that Neji will become.
V is for the very scary pregnant Hinata.
W is for the wailing cries I will hear every night (what? A man can't wail?!).
X is for the X-rated films that I watched for inspiration.
Y is for the yapping that seems to exceed to the next level when regarding a pregnant Hyuuga (not Neji), a pink-haired cherry blossom, a blonde pig, and a weapons mistress.
Z is for zero; the number of affectionate looks Hinata will give me (she's giving me a scary one right now…).
Author's Notes: Not that great, it was more of an excuse to pass time than anything else, but, what can I say? Reviews would be nice, peeps. ;)